Story 1:
One day, a bird flew to a farm and saw a chicken flapping its wings and shouting, "I can fly!" I will fly! The bird asked curiously, "Can you fly?" Then why are you still on the ground? The chicken replied proudly: "I can fly, but I choose to live on the ground so that I can eat more bugs!" ”
Story 2:
A woman walks into a pet store and sees a parrot marked "Talking." She asked curiously, "Can you talk?" The parrot replied: "Yes, I can speak." The lady asked again, "Then why don't you speak?" The parrot replied calmly, "Because I'm thinking about life." ”
Story 3:
One day, a monkey walks into a grocery store and picks up a bottle of banana-flavored shampoo. The shopkeeper asked curiously, "Why are you buying banana-flavored shampoo?" The monkey replied, "Because I want my hair to be a little more bananaal." ”
Story 4:
One day, a turtle walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a burger. After a few bites, he stuffed the burger into the shell. The waiter asked curiously, "Why did you put the burger in the shell?" The turtle replied, "I just want to taste the shell." ”
Story 5:
A policeman walked into a noodle shop and ordered a bowl of beef noodles. After taking a bite, he poured the noodle soup into his pocket. The shopkeeper asked in surprise, "Why did you pour the noodle soup into your pocket?" The police officer replied: "I just want my pocket to be turned into a beef soup pocket." ”
Story 6:
A young boy walks into a dessert shop and sees an advertisement that says "Unlimited Desserts." He asked excitedly, "Is there an unlimited supply of desserts here?" The owner smiled and replied, "No, it's just an advertising slogan." The little boy said disappointedly, "Then I thought I could eat unlimited ice cream!" ”
Story 7:
One day, a rabbit walked into a shoe store and tried on a pair of shoes. After trying one foot, he found that the shoes on the other foot were too small. The shopkeeper asked curiously, "Why did you only try on shoes with one foot?" The rabbit replied, "Because I only have one foot." ”
Story 8:
One day, a cat walked into an electrical store and saw a cat food box labeled "Auto Feed." It asked curiously, "Can this be fed automatically?" The owner replied, "Yes, as soon as you press the button, the cat food will automatically come out." The cat thought for a moment, then asked, "Then do you have anything that automatically grooms?" ”
Story 9:
A man walks into a barbershop and sits in a barber's chair. The barber asked, "What kind of hairstyle are you going to cut?" The man replied, "Please help me cut a hairstyle that doesn't look like my wife." The barber smiled and began to cut his hair.
Story 10:
One day, a duck walked into a shop on the grass and saw a sign that said "Duck Zone." It walked over excitedly and found only a stone inside. The duck angrily said to the shopkeeper: "This is not the duck zone, it's just a stone!" The owner smiled and replied, "Sorry, I was just kidding." ”
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