Hello everyone, I'm the principal.
Recently found a very interesting phenomenon, now the layoffs are so humane? Layoffs are not called layoffs, they are called: graduation.
Let all the workers never expect that it is really in response to the old saying of ancient times: live to be old, learn to be old.
I originally thought that after finishing the education of the university, it was difficult to graduate and go to society, and finally I could show my talents, but I did not expect that this social university was even more cruel, creating value for society, and had to be forced to graduate.
Can being laid off call graduation? This should be called: "Karma."
Forced to leave the social university early, if it is called graduation, then when studying in a real university, you do not have to pass the exam to graduate, the real university is the postponement of the exam, only repeat the grade, only the exam qualified to graduate.
Now it is the exam to pass the exam to stay in college, the exam is not qualified to call graduation, you are to let the colleagues who have not been laid off where to put the face, let them feel bad, they did a good job, so they repeated the grade.
It is not only the Dog East family that beautifies the layoffs into graduation, but also the small broken station, they also have graduation day activities.
Looking at these graduation instructions, the tone is so "warm", but the content is so cold. Could this be the legendary "funeral good news"?
As many large companies start holding graduation day activities this year, this reminds me of a sentence that Jack Ma said:
At the time of Alibaba's 20th anniversary, Ma Yun mentioned before leaving office, he said, "I hope that after 30 years, Ali can recommend and export at least 1,000 Ali people who are more than 10 years old to the society every year to participate in social construction." ”
These students who graduate from large companies are the big companies that are sending talents to society.
These large companies are really hard work, so that students graduate in waves, and constantly send talents to the society, which is how socially responsible.
Looking back at the big factories and the words that the big guys said in the past, I can really feel the charm of language art.
Huawei: Abandon mediocre employees.
Tencent: Structural optimization.
Baidu: Encourage wolf sex and eliminate petty bourgeoisie.
NIO: Local optimization to improve operational efficiency.
iFLYTEK: Employees who eat early need to be optimized.
JD.com: Eliminate employees who can't fight for physical reasons.
Jack Ma: In the future, Alibaba will export 1,000 talents who have worked at Alibaba for more than 10 years to the society every year!
Now there is another graduation, and regular graduation activities are held.
It is also absolutely impossible to say that layoffs can be said to be so fresh and vulgar.
Students, see? We are really students for a day, a student for life.
Students, study hard, after all, only if you study well, can you repeat the grade, and only if you don't study well can you qualify for graduation. Alas, this sentence, how to see, how to feel a little funny.