My wife, who has read a Ph.D., is now a sociologist, has done research on sex, is familiar with the literature on this subject – what homo, S/M, all kinds of mess, she knows it all. this

My wife, who has read a Ph.D., is now a sociologist, has done research on sex, is familiar with the literature on this subject – what homo, S/M, all kinds of mess, she knows it all. In this way, she thought she was very learned, and everywhere she went, she had to shout with her neck straight. Once I went to see the movie "Overlord Farewell", and played Master Guan to beat the apprentice, which was the highlight of the whole film. The whole shot is of the man's hips, master Guan dancing with a large blade (wooden) cracking on it, and the beaten person shouts: "Well played!" Take care of the master! Well played! Take care of the master! "I believe that everyone knows what to look at, and they know how to look at it." I saw that the audience was very touched, and some of the girls' eyes were moist. This is as it should be, a friend in the circle told me that the director was also very excited when filming this scene, reshooting it countless times, until the two actors were completely swollen. Everyone in the audience was excited, but remained silent... Everyone is cultured. It was my wife who roared out like a rectal donkey: the big blade is not sexy enough! The big blade is a little bit worse meaning, can't you just order it? This voice swept away the cultural atmosphere of the entire cinema. All the people looked at us strangely, and I wanted to find a crack in the ground, but I couldn't find it. Recently, she made a fuss about me and her going to see "Red Cherry" again. I just don't go, live well at home, what's not good, I have to go to the cinema to find death...

Excerpt from [A Maverick Pig] Wang Xiaobo