I have a city woman from a fifth-tier city, but because I am from a rural area, I often suffer from her blank eyes.
She is always very proud and will often reveal, have you rural people ever seen this? Ever used that? Ever heard of any brand? How come the things you buy are stupid and not easy to use? How come you rural people are so old...
Once she and her brother-in-law brought their children to my house to play, just in time for me to buy ten pounds of cherries, I divided half of them for my mother-in-law's family to take, and then washed the rest and put them on the table, and her children ate while spitting out the cores like bullets.
I told the child not to spit the core on the ground, her child is five years old, but the temper is very sharp, still keep "firing bullets", I said: If you spit the core everywhere, I will put away the cherry!
Her child said: Then you put it away, I still don't hesitate to eat it!
Well, I stuffed all the cherries into the refrigerator, at which point I got up and went out, and after less than half an hour she came back, bought a lot of fruit, and while washing the fruit in my kitchen, she said: I just went to the fruit shop and turned around, and the cherry is the cheapest!
I don't know what to say at the moment, she bought nothing more than pineapple mango melon or something, I wonder if they feel embarrassed every time they come empty-handed, is it not good that I just did this...
The high-energy operation came, she washed the fruit and put it in the bag, and then took the fruit and led the child to call the little uncle and left! Later, I learned that when she left, she went to her mother-in-law's house and took half of the cherries that I sent...
#你的妯娌有多奇葩 #
