The local tycoon took his wife back to his hometown in the countryside for the first time, the lady urinated urgently on the road, let the local tycoon let himself wind, and the lady went to the field to relieve himself. As soon as he came out and met the eldest master, he asked his wife, "Big sister, you are us."

The local tycoon took his wife back to his hometown in the countryside for the first time, the lady urinated urgently on the road, let the local tycoon let himself wind, and the lady went to the field to relieve himself. As soon as he came out and met the eldest master, he asked his wife, "Big sister, are you from our village?" Madame was particularly embarrassed, but fortunately the local tycoon came over, and Madame asked him who this uncle was? The local tycoon took one look at it and said, "This grandson who doesn't know!" Madame pulled his clothes and made him speak more politely. Unexpectedly, the uncle saw the local tycoon and actually greeted him happily: "Second grandfather, are you home?" ”

2 The mother-in-law is 40 years older than her father-in-law and is often recognized as a mother and son, so she is stimulated to decide to go for plastic surgery. As a result, a medical accident occurred during the operation, and the mother-in-law died on the spot. The father-in-law inherited his mother-in-law's inheritance of 150 million, immediately became a rich man, bought a Maybach, and found a beautiful model. On that day, the public took his girlfriend out for a ride in a new car. In order to show his driving skills, the father-in-law increased the speed to 120 kilometers per hour! As a result, the car hit a large tree around the corner, and the body was smashed into pieces. Fortunately, neither my father-in-law nor my girlfriend was injured. The father-in-law immediately put his arms around his girlfriend and comforted her not to be afraid. The girlfriend fell into his arms with unusual affection and said in a sincere and regretful tone: Why do you have to take this risk? In fact, as long as you pretend that the gasoline runs out and the car can't move, I will let you kiss me.

3 A rich man goes to the wedding of his adopted daughter. The local tycoon stood motionless and quietly, watching his adopted daughter get into the wedding car, and the car slowly walked away The local tycoon was still watching there... After a long time, the son walked to the local tycoon and smiled and said, "Daddy, it hurts that the little cotton jacket has been taken away by the wolf!" The local tycoon turned his head and glanced at his son: "I am happy that the little cotton jacket was taken away by the wolf, but my own pig can't even bring back a cabbage, which hurts my heart!" The son said, "Don't worry, Dad, I'll do it as soon as possible." ”

4 My cousin is a high-achieving student who graduated from Beijing Aerospace University and is an excellent flight attendant. Her requirements for finding a partner are particularly high, and her family property must be at least 10 million. This also led to her not having an object all the time, and both her aunt and uncle despaired of her. That time, her aunt told her, "I'm going to have another one with your father, and I can't count on you." ”

5 My son, who was in the first grade of elementary school, came home from school with an unhappy face. The son said to his mother, "Mom, there is a girl in our class, which is very annoying!" Mother: "What's wrong?" Son: "This girl suddenly borrowed an eraser from me, asked me to borrow homework, and suddenly invited me to eat ice cream..." Mother: "Say the point is not good!" Son: "The main thing is ugly!" ”

6 Today my father suddenly came to my house, directly opened his mouth to scold, scolded the wife and wife scolded me, my wife and I were blindfolded. I thought to myself what's going on here? I haven't made a mistake lately. When my father stopped scolding, I carefully asked why. Father said: It's all right, I quarreled with your mother at home, I couldn't argue with her, I couldn't beat her, I could only come out to find your two brothers to get angry. Go, go to your brother's house to get out of the way.

7 Cold wind Xiao Xiao, the mother-in-law said to me with a nervous face: "Daughter-in-law, my bedroom is often cloudy and windy, I suspect that it is troublesome!" I asked, "How long has this been going on?" The mother-in-law replied, "This has been the case every day since July." I exclaimed, "Then why do you only think of exorcising ghosts now?" The mother-in-law scratched her head: "Isn't there no air conditioning in my bedroom..."

8 The female manager's husband crashed on a plane, and the airline lost 1.3 million yuan. In order to get this money, I began to pursue a female manager, often offering her courtesy. It was a particularly late time, and I drove the female manager home. After entering the community, the female manager said to me: "You can't go out without an access control card, it's going to rain soon, or you don't have to go back." I said, "Your will is not firm at all, and I have been waiting at the door until the early hours of the morning, and have I not been able to wait for a person to come out?" ”

9 When my boyfriend got home, he only knew how to play games and ignored me, I felt that he was very childish! In order to get revenge on my boyfriend, I secretly went to buy a box of six-flavored yellow pills. Sure enough, after taking a shower, he sat in front of the computer as usual and played the game, I silently put the medicine in my boyfriend's teacup, and then went out to walk the dog, I came out for more than three hours, why hasn't he called? 

10 Cousin brother spent 68,000 yuan the other day to assemble a computer. Today with this computer to play GTA5, the room came in and flew a big wasp. The niece who watched her cousin play the game suddenly shouted, quickly put on the clothes of the little devil XIAN, waved a magic wand, and pulled her cousin to fight with her. In the end, with the concerted efforts of his cousin and niece, it took an hour to finally defeat the wasp.

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