Source: Visual Chronicle (ID: iiidaily)
Author: Tease Dragon
The first water retrograde in 2022 is happening, have you been shopping crazy lately, late to work, and grumpy home?
Water retrograde, full name Mercury retrograde, astrological researchers say that Mercury retrograde will affect the horoscope of some constellations.
Constellations are not native to China, but the Chinese have also played for more than a thousand years. Numerologists say that horoscopes can determine a person's fortune and personality, and they do not know whether they are true or false.
Then you may wish to find a few acquaintances to analyze and analyze.
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Su Shi hated birthdays. Because he is a Capricorn.
When he was 19 years old, he entered the Beijing circle as a genius teenager, but he did not expect to go high and low, and his career was in a mess after the age of 37.
Su Shi especially couldn't open it. Capricorn workaholic, grumpy, hair loss, hoarseness when work is not going well.
In order to stabilize his mind, he distracted himself from writing poetry, stewing elbows, maintaining health, and fortune telling. He found himself "grinding scorpions for his life" – That is, Capricorn.
He blamed all bad luck on Capricorn. At work, I met a villain, he said, Capricorn's life is said to be short and long, and I and the Tang Dynasty Capricorn man Han Yu are like this.
Grinding scorpions for life, life is more slanderous. It is the same disease as well!
There is not enough money to spend, he said, Capricorns are poor ghosts, my friend Ma Mengde is also Capricorn, poorer than me.
Ma Mengde was born with the servant for eight days. He is a man of old age, and there is no rich man.
Capricorns are poisonous, and when they boast or laugh at themselves, they always have to find someone to step on it.
Su Shi was disappointed in himself in his later years, and Capricorns were particularly prone to disappointment in themselves.
But he was obviously already Su Shi! Excellent civil servant + top artist, who can be more cattle than him?
Capricorn babies are always suffering from themselves, even if they are excellent.
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Du Fu was very poor, and they all blamed him for being an Aquarius.
Tang Dynasty men were fathers in their teens, and Du Fu climbed trees hundreds of times a day at the age of fifteen. Aquarian men are late-ripening.
In August before the court, the pear dates are ripe, and the tree can be used a thousand times a day.
At the age of 19, he took tourism as his main business, fortunately his family conditions were well-off; occasionally he took the naked civil service examination, and he should not pass the examination.
Living to the age of 30, there is no daughter-in-law and no job, and as soon as his brain is hot, he follows Li Bai up the mountain to cultivate immortals. He was almost holding his grandson, and he was still like a child.
He only grew up at the age of 35, and he had a hard time mixing up with an official and messing up. Aquarius idealism is not suitable for officialdom. He worked as a civil servant for ten years and starved his son to death.
Du Fu Caotang
The mainstream society of the Tang Dynasty looked down on Du Fu. This kind of thirteen-year-old man who does not rely on the aquarius, even if he can write the best poetry, is not worthy of the family to govern the country.
No one cares about his affection for the world, he wants to sacrifice himself, save the world, and become a superhero.
There are tens of millions of buildings in Ande, and the cold people in the world are happy.
Please cherish the water bottles around you, although they are naïve, they have a precious child's heart.
They're cool and rebellious, very loose and independent. Their minds are wandering, their brains are big, they are debauched, and they love the world.
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Looking through the history books, the Shunzhi Emperor was 100% Pisces. This kind of love!
Shunzhi lived for 23 years, and his life was divided into two parts. Before the age of 19, he had a lot of affection, and at a young age, he let more than thirty concubines evenly dip the rain and dew, ensuring that there were one or two newborns in the palace every year.
Pisces love is too much to use, but also like romance, Shunzhi's concubines are estimated to be quite happy.
At the age of 19, Shunzhi met Dong Efei, and his life changed.
Princess Dong Efei is a fairy sister, who cares about Shunzhi's life, supports Shunzhi's work, and works as a beautiful and intimate little assistant to the emperor during the day, and at night the two of them are talking about astronomical geography in Kangtou.
Pisces meets true love, that is, it is a dead heart to give you all. Concubine Dong E's entry into the palace was a special favorite, and her son was born to be made crown prince.
But the younger sister died four years after entering the palace, and her son also died.
To talk about sentimentality, Pisces recognizes the second, no constellation dares to recognize the first, the death of the lover gave Shunzhi a fatal blow, he was sad for four and a half months and then died.
The history books say that he died of illness. But why did he get sick?
Eighty percent are depressed and have decreased immunity.
So Pisces really have to be careful, the love brain can kill people.
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Yue Fei is a white sheep man. He speaks for Aries.
He joined the army at the age of 20, made many military achievements, and rose smoothly all the way.
But Yue Fei's daughter-in-law had never worn good clothes in her life. Yue Fei taught her: The emperor is in such a difficult situation, do you mean to wear so expensive?!
His son made meritorious contributions on the battlefield, and Yue Fei concealed it from reporting, on the grounds that: Can I teach my son to be so utilitarian?!
He was strict with his family, fought righteously to the outside world, and the imperial court rewarded the army, and he did not take anything, but gave it all to the soldiers.
He dared to sell all his valuable things in order to build two thousand more bows.
It is said that Aries is arrogant and righteous, and Yue Fei is a fighter in Aries. The generals lifted General Yue, and all the stars were starry-eyed.
The emperor began to be annoyed, a good army, like Yue Fei's fan support meeting.
Yue Fei also annoyed the emperor. The white sheep had a fiery temper, and Yue Fei did not hesitate when he was angry.
Emperor Gaozong asked him to talk about his work, and the two of them turned to the left, and Yue Fei was instantly anxious: You have to stop talking, can't I do it?!
Emperor Gaozong didn't want to give it to him, and Yue Fei angrily rushed to the crown: "You have to love me, I'm going to go?!"
Emperor Gaozong slowly couldn't stand it.
After Yue Fei's death, Emperor Gaozong must have regretted it. But he knew that it was useless to apologize, as long as he opened his mouth, Yue Fei would have to say, you had to shut up, I don't accept it.
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Xiang Yu was destined to die at the hands of Liu Bang. Because he's a Taurus.
Xiang Yu is tall and burly on the outside, but in fact, he is quite beautiful on the inside, he treats people politely, and when he sees his subordinates sick, he is so distressed that he can't give people food and drink.
Feng Shaofeng as Xiang Yu in "The Feast of the Hongmen"
Taurus on this problem, looks calm and self-sustaining, in fact, gentle and patient, easy to be moved, especially very trusting of relatives.
Therefore, Xiang Yu was pit by himself. When Liu Bang was still weak, his subordinates let Xiang Yu kill Liu Bang. Xiang Yuhongmen Feast was also placed, and Liu Bangren also arrived, but nothing happened, why?
All because Xiang Yu and his uncle ate inside and outside.
His uncle told Xiang Yu that if you killEd Liu Bang, you would not pay attention to faith.
Xiang Yu nodded seriously: "It makes sense, I want to talk about xinyi."
He didn't even think about why his uncle was protecting Liu Bang. At the Hongmen banquet, he personally saw his uncle sneak out and block in front of Liu Bang, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with his uncle.
Taurus looks at their own people with emotional filters.
So the taurus can't afford to lose the most is feelings. On the day of Xiang Yu's defeat, he could actually flee back to Jiangdong and wait for an opportunity to make a comeback, but he lost the battle at that time, his daughter-in-law died, and he also listened to Liu Bang's large army sing a little tune from his hometown.
That's why he killed himself. He died of a broken defense.
However, some people said that Xiang Yu cut the door and did not give his subordinates a promotion to a fiefdom, so that Han Xin, a wizard, defected to Liu Bang, which made him more and more miserable.
The Golden Bull does guard wealth, but Liu Bang is not really generous, he will draw a big cake, and then unload and kill the donkey.
The leader who cuts the door and the leader who draws the big pie, how the employees choose, are all wrong.
Gemini
May 21 - June 21
You said coincidentally, Cao Xueqin is a twin, and Jia Baoyu is also a gemini.
Cao Gong cast his own shadow on Baoyu, and we saw the appearance of the young Xueqin.
Gemini man Jia Baoyu has double the energy of others, and is naturally playful and active. When he went to school, he didn't like to read, only liked to chat and make trouble in class.
Xueqin is probably like this, born unable to sit still, naughty, lively, difficult to concentrate in class, cutting hands, playing with pens, never listening carefully to lectures.
But geminis rarely learn to scum. They are clever and quick-witted, have a compelling spirit, learn a little, and divert their attention every time they learn 80 points, play games and listen to gossip.
They can easily master many skills, but none of them are proficient.
Gemini eloquence is good, Jia Baoyu is especially good at chatting. He didn't want Lin Daiyu to take a nap, and would make up a "story of a little rat stealing fragrant jade" for Lin Daiyu on the spot, and Lin Daiyu would be happy and happy, and her spirit would be in the afternoon.
Gemini has a social-specific function. They can make everyone around them happy without much effort.
That means they won't just make one person happy.
Jia Baoyu flew all over the grand view garden, and his sister and sister were all kinds of ambiguities, causing a love debt. Gemini also wants to be dedicated, but they will always coax a circle of people around them when socializing, releasing a lot of misleading signals.
They either meant it or they carried hands, instinctively.
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
Wu Zetian's second husband, Li Zhi, is the luckiest Cancer crab in the world.
Li Zhi is the ninth son of Li Shimin, who grew up gentle, spoke cautiously, did not have much courage, and had a lot of heart and eyes. This personality is highly consistent with Cancer male traits - careful and kind, a little pretentious; cold to strangers, ambiguous in speech.
Ancient gentlemen paid attention to being "moderate" and "courteous and courteous" in their dealings, and cancer men lived in the Tang Dynasty, appearing particularly moderate and particularly gentlemanly.
Therefore, when the first prince rebelled, Li Shimin, who was stimulated, made Li Zhi, a respectful and gentle prince.
Li Zhi coldly embarked on the peak of his life, and his heart was worried. Cancer's guardian star is the moon, the mood is already unstable, if you are too anxious, your health will be damaged.
Li Zhi worked for less than two years, his body collapsed, and he could no longer punch the clock normally.
He had to help the woman to the throne — who made Cancer insecure and loved his family? He does not trust outsiders to interfere in politics, and he likes to be taken care of by strong people, and his daughter-in-law is the most suitable for assistance.
But I didn't expect that later Wu Meiniang became bigger and stronger, not only playing dead to his seven sons, but also letting him stay black in history.
In this life, Li Zhi has become a Cancer Crab and a Defeated Cancer Crab.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
There was a hapless Leo man who died because of his constellation.
It was Li Yu, the lord of the Southern Tang Dynasty, the emperor who wrote "When is the spring flower and autumn moon".
He succeeded to the throne at the age of 24, when the country was in tatters.
He operated like a tiger and arranged the government and politics clearly.
Lion men are like this, confident, considering the overall situation, and like to arrange things.
But the situation continued to deteriorate. Li Yu was frustrated in his work and withered into a big cat.
Leo man does not accept blame and does not admit defeat. Li Yu began to sing and dance indulgently, singing poetry. Showcasing talent makes lions happy.
Happy for a few years, Song Jun knocked on the door. When the Southern Tang Dynasty was finished, Emperor Taizong of Song left Li Yu with a life.
It's better to live than to die! The proud lion can stretch and bend.
He reluctantly survived for three years. On the night of his 41st birthday, he drank wine, his emotions came up, and he wrote a poem regardless of his disregard, venting his grievances:
When is the spring flower and autumn moon, and how much do you know about the past. Xiao Lou had another east wind last night, and the homeland could not look back at the middle of the moon.
"Ask the Jun Can Have Some Sorrows" Wu Qilong as Li Yu
Leo is wronged, does not erupt after silence, but perishes after silence.
Li Yu perished the next day. The palace people said that Song Taizong was anxious and poisoned him to death.
But Li Yu knew that he had died of grievance.
virgo
August 23 - September 22
Yuan Dynasty landscape painter Ni Zhan, extremely terrifying virgin male of cleanliness. For five thousand years in China, you can't find anyone cleaner than him.
Bathing countless times a day, cleaning up the house every day is a routine operation.
Every day he bathed the trees in front of the house, and several sycamores were washed to death.
Fu Baoshi Painting "Ni Zhan Wash Tong Diagram"
Usually with water, he would let the servants use a flat shoulder to pick two barrels into the house, one in front to make tea, and one bucket to wash feet in the back. Because of the fear of carrying water farts.
He built one of the cleanest toilets in the country, which can be called a tourist landscape: hanging in the air, incense wood decoration, the toilet is full of goose feathers, as soon as the user excretes, the goose feathers will fly up, cover the feces, pull the atmosphere full, and go to the toilet like a trip to heaven.
Ni Zhan sometimes annoyed himself, but he couldn't remember himself.
Virgo is nitpicking, picky, and perfect, and the Virgo man has a cleanliness fetish, and even he himself is afraid.
His art also has a habit of cleanliness, and he only paints the most simple landscapes in his life, leaving a large blank space, and there are no people or animals.
Paintings by Ni Zhan
His soul also had a habit of cleanliness, and in his later years he caught up with Zhu Yuanzhang to establish the Ming Dynasty, and was summoned to become an official, and he shook the emperor's poem - only the clear water is not stained with dust.
Zhu Yuanzhang immediately understood: Yes, if you become my official, you will be dirty.
Libra
September 23 - October 23
Confucius was a great thinker, statesman, educator, thanks to him as a Libra.
Confucius had three thousand disciples, and each one of them regarded the teacher as a love bean. Yan Yuan said that Teacher Kong taught me to learn culture and instructed me to be a person, and the teacher did not care about me for a day.
The Master is seductive and obedient. Bo me with the text, ask me to be polite, can't stop.
Zigong also said that Teacher Kong is the sun and the moon, a myth that cannot be surpassed.
Jonny, the sun and the moon, have nothing to gain and go beyond.
In the hearts of his disciples, Confucius was wise, elegant, and kind, good at telling and listening, and full of personal charm.
Libra is indeed easy to become the focus, they are very communicative, well-liked, good at observing colors, and are also a good listener.
Confucius compiled textbooks for future generations of students, revised "poems", "books", and fixed "rituals" and "music", these ordinary educators and philosophers could not do it, only his crazy pursuit of beauty, super appreciation of the libra, can do like a fish.
Confucius loved elegance and civilization all his life, hoping for "the unity of the world", social fairness, and equality in education, because Libra cares most about harmony, equality and justice.
He made the "Middle Way" the core idea of Confucianism. It's very libra.
Libras have serious selection difficulties, give them a path, they must walk in the middle to be at ease.
Scorpio
October 24 - November 22
It is said that there were two saints in the five thousand years of China, one was Confucius and the other was Wang Yangming. Wang Yangming is a Scorpio.
He was born to be a bully, and he never forgot to read books - this is normal, Scorpio brains are generally good, and the scum is lazy.
He's still a little clever. Once he was chased and killed by the enemy family, jumped into the river to fake death, and when the people in the circle finished eating the melon that "Lao Wang drowned", he appeared in front of the people again.
Others ask, how did you live again? He said that there was a god in the river who saved me. A flicker, the melon-eating masses were stunned to believe.
Scorpions can speak the Truth, but they are not eloquent, they just know the human heart and believe everything you say.
Scorpio condenses the strongest love and hatred of human beings, becoming a Buddha and becoming a demon, in one thought. Wang Yangming chose to become a saint.
He not only became a saint himself, but also helped everyone become a saint, so he left a "Yang Ming Mind Study" for future generations.
Frankly speaking, after reading "Yang Ming Xinxue", you can't be as good as Wang Yangming, but you can definitely feel his great love.
It is said that cherish life and stay away from Scorpio - it is not necessary. The Scorpio around you may be a saint.
Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21
You certainly don't believe that the Yongzheng Emperor is Sagittarius.
He is obviously serious and dark, and has nothing to do with the hip-hop and playful Sagittarius.
Big misunderstanding! Yongzheng is actually a special shooter.
Look at the folds he approved, and the curse is comparable to that of a vixen:
"When Wang Song arrived, he saw that it was not a thing, and his face was full of confusion!"
"I scolded him in the mansion that day, and called him a ball, stupid!"
An emperor, speaking so straight, must be a shooter.
Yongzheng's throne only sat for a short period of 13 years, but his political achievements were very brilliant. He abolished the Untouchable Household Register so that everyone could take the exam.
He reformed the tax system so that the people could pay taxes more fairly.
He did not allow the tusi of the ethnic minorities in the southwest to divide the territory, so that the people would be less oppressed and exploited.
He showed compassion for the people and cherished every one of his people. As a Sagittarius man, he has a special attachment to "fairness", much like Libra.
But Libra is a fraternal type, like a virgin; the shooter is more grounded, hoping that the whole world is a small partner.
Yongzheng died at the age of 57, indulged in work all his life, and overworked 80% in his later years.
This is also a shooter. Sagittarius has a big grin every day, but once you meet a career you love, it is a super labor model.
It is said that there will be four water retrogrades in 2022, which will affect seven or eight constellations.
However, if Capricorn is a little more optimistic, the water bottle is a little more stable, the Pisces is bent on making money, and the Aries put away his temper;
Taurus socializes more, Gemini goes out less, Cancer does not stay at home, shooters read more;
Lions don't be irritable, scorpions don't remember revenge, libras don't tangle, virgins are unclean...
The twelve zodiac signs should be able to live a lot happier, less affected by the water retrograde, right? After all, character changes destiny.
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