Figure | When youth progresses
Text | Miki porridge
Since the double reduction, everyone has no class to report, and they are secretly rubbing their research: How high is the cost of rich people's chicken babies now?
Is a 1200 lesson in English thinking expensive?
Not expensive, 2000 pieces of golf, do you know?
Sigh, what is 2000 yuan, the fuji school graduates asked for a price, 2800 online classes.
After saying that, the parent group fell silent, and seemed to be waiting for the next person to raise the card to bid...
What to think of, there are really dare to bid -
Recently, a science and engineering graduate, with a score of 137 points in mathematics in the college entrance examination, posted a small advertisement and prepared a revised version of Chinese education for the children of rich families in the name of "aristocratic private tutor". Do not try to lecture, but also pay the fee first and then go to class, the lesson fee is 3000 yuan / hour.
Sigh, the elevator entrance is posted with A4 advertisements, wanting to recruit students from the villa. It is indeed a price worthy of the rich. So what do you teach?
It is mainly to tutor the mathematics, physics and chemistry of primary and secondary schools. This makes people wonder, mathematical, physical and chemical tutoring 300 yuan an hour is not a lot, why can this teacher sell 3000 yuan?
Don't worry, the original text has a special bold text with a key point (the literary style is flying):
Comprehensive three-dimensional explanation of Chinese education and the surrounding difficult diseases behind the high score, more important than the score, can land, avoid or slow down the extremes of the object, the accumulation of heavy and difficult to return, the oil is exhausted, there is no strategy, only understand the exam and so on.
Look, comprehensive and three-dimensional, behind and around... Aristocratic personal trainers must not be pure mathematical, physical and chemical knowledge, but to solve the difficult and complicated diseases of Chinese education, save you from the "oil running out", help you open up the second pulse of learning, and promote you to become a human wizard of both arts and sciences.
Without me, no matter how high your score is, it is difficult to return, with me, your life is only open to the pulp and there is hope.
Sigh, the last time I saw a teacher with such strong self-confidence, or the tramp who sold tutoring books to Stephen Chow in "Kung Fu", I didn't know what to do.
It may be that they feel that they are a little super-powerful, and mortals have limited comprehension. Therefore, this aristocratic personal tutor who is deeply hidden in the diving folk added three notes at the end of the copy to further explain his teaching ability:
1: Comprehensive top-down dialysis of Chinese education, preaching, teaching, and solving puzzles.
2: Based on the overall planning of the overall situation, step by step for the camp to choose a degree, eradicate the breeding without fertility, education and education without education.
3: The unity of heaven and man is to use the strengths of all to use the courage to stand at the head of the tide, and to break through the barriers between students and social elites.
Be able to preach and be able to solve karmic problems, that is, to teach mathematics, physics and chemistry;
Can do planning. But the planning is definitely not just about simple study, life will help you plan;
Look, how difficult it is to be a tutor now, in the case of such a shortage of resources, still eating gutter oil and helping you the heart of the Middle X Sea.
Teaching ability has achieved the unity of nature and man, and educating Confucius is more than enough, but in order to save those parents and children who do not understand education, they will not hesitate to go deep into the folk to help you solve educational anxieties.
Most importantly, the aristocratic personal trainer can teach according to the aptitude, the style of master enrollment is to be able to flex and stretch, collect 3,000 yuan to help you reshape your life, and charge 300 yuan / class hour to help poor students only raise points, this job can also be picked up.
Lie down and don't pick the work, the aristocratic personal trainer sells cabbage for a price, let the teacher see if you have the sincerity to study.
This set of roads, this copywriting, this confidence... It made me deeply feel that the descendants of ordinary aristocrats may not be worthy, and it must be true aristocrats who have bought eight stars and eight arrows on TV shopping to get into the eyes of the teacher.
Because you not only have to have money, but also have vision —
Do you think you're buying mathematical and physical solutions? NO, the teacher sent you a revised version of Chinese education, Daigo empowerment of life understanding (quality education category);
Do you think that the high fee is that the teacher himself wants to get rich? NO, it was all to raise the standard value of the imperial nobles. At that time, parents in Shanghai Gubei looked for part-time tutors, which was 1000 yuan / hour... You see, minute by minute crushing.
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With limited comprehension, I was deeply shocked by the aristocratic private tutor "thirsty for schooling(students)".
A science teacher who dares to shout out a super high price for a single hour of tutoring with a dizzying vocabulary and wild admissions style (but it will certainly not attract aristocratic students, so I doubt that he is engaged in performance art), which will certainly not work until the double subtraction.
Before the double reduction, the style of the rich man's chicken baby is pragmatic and not retreating, the small abacus of the knowledge economy is a thief, and the money for the mathematical, physical and chemical points can be saved and saved, and the points cannot be raised... What's the point of spending that money?
For example, there is a friend, before the one-on-one tutoring can also be blatant, many people who can afford to spend money in order to save hundreds of yuan of class fees, directly jumped out of the institution to find a teacher to teach children.
I had a student before, my family lived in thousands of Marriott houses, and every time I went to class, I took a luxury car and a driver to pick me up. But the child's mother just has to take classes in the café, it doesn't matter if it is noisy or not, she does not care about the learning effect, as long as the price of tutoring is cheap, it is very good.
In fact, she said, it is not much cheaper than the institution, and the effect is not as good as that in the single classroom of the institution. I really don't know what this mother is trying to do, is it to exercise the child's concentration in a noisy environment, and spend a sum of money to learn English to do two things?
Later she quit and did not do it. Even if you are a teacher to a rich child, you must be enlightened, this child has not made progress and will smash his own sign.
In order to save money, there are also parents who directly take 100-200 yuan of class hour fees to run to famous universities to brush students' resumes, and continue to reduce prices with others in the market that has been stalled.
In such a big environment, how can the aristocratic private tutor have space? Bidding is a bargain.
Double subtraction, resources cut off, want to find someone to help children with homework? It was difficult, the teachers all did their side jobs, and no one dared to resist the wind to enroll students.
Recently, there have been parents who have asked if there are any extracurricular classes outside the number of words, and I say no. If not, can you introduce a teacher to help, the price is a little more expensive OK? Neither is this one.
Because there is a lesson from the Northeast Twins make-up class incident! Can't wipe the human feelings to help you chicken baby, the result is that the front foot makes up the class, and the back foot is reported by the parent who was kneeling and licking. You have to be laid off, and you can't be asked to teach other children.
It's the same thing as buying an antique vase in pairs and breaking one in your hand. In the eyes of parents, training is a resource. Resources are scarce to have value, and if they are not scarce, they make you scarce.
But the teacher is not an antique vase, and he has to earn money to support the family. After the tutoring, you don't give money, even if you are lost, you are still lost, and even have to be on the blacklist of untrustworthy people... Tutoring has become a high-risk profession, more than worth the loss, who is willing to risk their lives.
This creates a living space for aristocratic personal trainers: price is not a threshold, resources are barriers. As long as you dare to quote, someone dares to pay attention.
Parents have no way to enroll in classes, so they begin to shift the focus of education to the inner volume of private lessons for rich people. Imagine how rich people throw gold and silver when everyone is lying flat...
It's as if the rich second generation is all chickens.
The heated price discussion made the tutor master feel that he was full of talent, enough to subvert China's education in 2000, and did not take this opportunity to cut a handful of rich leeks, very sorry for himself...
So, there is the opening scene.
Whether this master can recruit students is unknown, but posting small advertisements so casually can definitely bring unexpected surprises for himself.