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If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

From qin shi huang to puyi, the last emperor of the Qing dynasty, in more than 2,000 years, a total of 422 emperors appeared in China.

Well, a brain-opening question comes. If all 422 emperors were pulled into a WeChat group, what would they talk about?

Let's take a look at their chats

If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

Allusions involved:

Qin Shi Huang was the first emperor in Chinese history and the leader of the first group of the universe.

Liu Bang, the ancestor of Han Gao, was the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty, only three years younger than Qin Shi Huang, and although they were the founding emperors of Qin and Han, they were true contemporaries.

Fu Su was originally the heir of Qin Shi Huang, Hu Hai and Zhao Gao forged the edict of Qin Shi Huang to kill Fu Su, and then ascended to the throne (that is, Qin II), and killed all 33 children of Qin Shi Huang... (True history is so cruel)

If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

If Qin Shi Huang knew that Hu Hai had killed all 33 brothers and sisters, he was afraid that he would have to follow the network line to pinch Hu Hai

The first loser in history is undoubtedly...

If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

The Sui Dynasty passed down two generations: Yang Jian, emperor of Sui, and Yang Guang, emperor of Sui

The Shu Han Dynasty passed down two generations: Liu Bei and Liu Chan

Wang Mang usurped the Western Han Dynasty and established a new dynasty, which was then destroyed by Liu Xiu, who established the Eastern Han Dynasty

The next is the relay model, Guo Wei passed on to his nephew Chai Rong, Chai Rong passed on to his son Chai Zongxun, Chai Zongxun did not give power, so Zhao Kuangyin was added by his subordinate yellow robes and established the Song Dynasty. After Zhao Kuangyin, his younger brother Zhao Guangyi succeeded to the throne (this operation is really dazzling)

Neither Li Shimin nor Zhu Di is the eldest son of the concubine, so the WeChat group opposes the inheritance system of the eldest son

Zheng He's voyage to the West was a matter of the Zhu Di period, so it was a dynasty that went abroad

If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

Cao Cao was best known for holding tianzi hostage to order the princes, but he did not claim the title of emperor when he was alive. After Cao Pi made Emperor Liu Xie of Han abdicate, Cao Cao was posthumously honored as Emperor Wu of Wei.

If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

Cao Cao's methods of operation were almost the same as Sima Yi's, and they did not claim the title of emperor when they were alive. Emperor Liu Xie of Han gave way to Cao Wei, who in turn gave way to Sima Yan. So it is said that "the heavens are good for reincarnation, and the heavens have spared whom"...

If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

Emperor Sima Yan of the Jin Dynasty (Sima Yi's grandson) unified the country and ended the division of the three kingdoms at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Sima Zheng was a famous mentally handicapped emperor, and "why not eat meat paste" is his famous saying (translation: why not drink some meat porridge)

If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

The Sui and Tang dynasties were two related dynasties. Yang Jian (founder of the Sui Dynasty) was the uncle of Li Yuan (founder of the Tang Dynasty), Li Yuan was the cousin of Yang Guang (Yang Jian's son), Yang Guang was the cousin of Li Shimin (Li Yuan's son), and the Sui Emperor Yang Guang was known for his bad reputation.

Wu Zetian was originally a talented person of Li Shimin, later became the empress of Li Zhi, and then the only empress.

If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

Emperor Zhongzong of Tang, Li Xian, the only family member was the emperor's family. Grandfather: Tang Taizong Li Shimin, Father: Tang Gaozong Li Zhi, Mother: Empress Wu Zetian, Son: Tang Shao Emperor Li Chongmao, younger brother: Tang Ruizong Li Dan, nephew: Tang Xuanzong Li Longji. This lineup can be called the six Emperor Maru

Liu Chan is the protagonist of the idiom Le Bu Si Shu, after Shu Han was destroyed by Wei, Liu Chan arrived in wei, Sima Zhao asked him if he missed Shu Guo, Liu Chan said: Here is happy, do not think of Shu.

Liu Bei wrestled Adou. Zhao Yun, in order to save Ah Dou (Liu Chan) from being surrounded by Cao Jun, rushed out of the siege and handed Ah Dou back to Liu Bei, who threw Ah Dou to the ground and said: For Ru this widow, I have lost one of my generals!

If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

Zhu Yunjiao was the grandson of Zhu Yuanzhang and the second emperor of the Ming Dynasty. Later, Zhu Di launched the Battle of Jingnan and robbed Zhu Yunjiao of his position, and then Zhu Yunjiao's whereabouts were unknown.

Zhu Di later sent people around to search for Zhu Yunjiao's traces, but there was no news, and the cause of Zheng He's six voyages to the West was said to be because he went overseas to look for Zhu Yunjiao. Therefore, Zhu Yunjiao has his own stealth skills.

Qin Shi Huangding's heir was Fu Su, who was later robbed by Hu Hai. Zhu Yuanzhangding's heir was Zhu Yunjiao, who was later robbed by Zhu Di. So at this point, their mood should be very similar.

If you put 422 emperors of China in a group, what will they talk about?

Zhu Di was the fourth son of Zhu Yuanzhang and the fourth uncle of Zhu Yunjiao.

To be continued...

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