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Commissioner hyena with pig badger, dog badger ... A group of entourage came to the secret high-end tavern. As soon as they sat down, they skillfully asked for ten pounds of beef with sauce, ten Dongpo elbows, and ten pounds of deer

author:Simon Rao

Commissioner hyena with pig badger, dog badger ... A group of entourage came to the secret high-end tavern. As soon as they sat down, they skillfully asked for ten pounds of beef with sauce, ten dongpo elbows, and ten pounds of deer blood wine.

Although the beasts of the forest fight openly and secretly, advocating justice, morality and temperance, they are all silent about this kind of high-end tavern that only serves carnivores. Even the Lion King, the Tiger Patrol General, is "open one eye, close one eye".

The purpose of the hyena's trip and public appearance in the tavern is mainly fourfold: to investigate the mutilation of herbivores by carnivores. In fact, he was entrusted by the new lion king to secretly investigate the two-hearted disciple. Other than that, it's about eating, drinking and saying hello in advance. So as not to endanger unrelated people, and loyal deceased people hit the knife.

Three rounds of wine. The group was drunk, and from a distance they saw the same drunk boar boy, holding a wine glass in his hand, staggering towards them.

Seeing this, the three fierce beasts of hyena, pig badger, and dog badger were like seeing a plague. His face was instantly shocked, and his heart was screaming repeatedly.

It turned out that this wild boar forest nominally belonged to the jurisdiction of the Wolf King, but the real king was the Boar King (the nephew of the brown bear elder).

The brown bear belongs to the elder level of the forest guild, let alone a small hyena, even if the new lion king himself comes, he has to pay tribute to it for three points.

It is the so-called ascension of a chicken dog to heaven. The wild boar boy took advantage of his uncle's prestige to accumulate huge wealth by acting as a shawl. After having money, he often took the female beast naked in the middle of the night to race a car, and rode a carriage to choose a concubine on the street under the public. Fancy who pulls who gets into the car, boldness is getting bigger and bigger, and even showing off their black history in public. This includes the killing of flower pigs...

The debauchery behavior is seriously inconsistent with the "low-key, muffled enjoyment" values implied by the jackal...

It can be said that the entire wild boar forest has been bitter for a long time, and the entire wild boar forest has been envious and jealous of the wild boar boy for a long time. After the brown bear senator was asked for tea by the other elders, he finally had to adopt the policy of retreating, and sentenced the wild boar boy to death under the premise of letting the wolf king open...

To say that it is a death penalty is actually to let the boar boy take a few gold bricks and leave the country for a while. When the wind passes, change the name back.

However, even at the cusp of the anger of the herbivore herd, the boar boy, who had already confessed his guilt in public, did not restrain and fled away according to the brown bear's arrangement, but swaggered into the private tavern.

The hyena tested by alcohol naturally knows what is at stake, and is even more afraid of being known by the forest outside the forest guild at this time. In addition, as a close minister of the new lion king, the hyena feels that his status is higher than that of the average earth emperor. So, Yin and Yang asked the wild boar boy strangely: Wild boar boy, aren't you already dead, why are you still swaggering here?

After speaking, he laughed at the pig badger and dog badger next to him.

Since the wild boar boy came out of the womb, no beast dared to talk to himself like this, plus he had drunk several fights just now, and the wine was strong. Without saying a word, he directly smashed the wine glass in his hand towards the hyena.

The wine glass was unbiased, just hitting the bridge of the hyena's nose, and blood flowed instantly.

The hyena was stunned. When he reacted, under the blessing of the wine, he was not to be outdone, and he pounced on the wild boar boy with great momentum.

The two sides soon scuffled together, screaming and roaring. Looking at this situation, the two have already had a desperate determination...

Although hyenas are resourceful, obese, and belong to proper heavyweights, they have not only been born strong, have an age advantage, and are a full circle larger than hyenas, but also have cultivated martial arts skills in society for many years.

The outcome of this conflict can be imagined...

Suddenly, the pig badger and the dog badger were stunned. But they are all beast spirits, and they will not easily take sides until the situation is unknown. Therefore, I can only stand silly on the side and persuade. As for white cats and black cats, they know their identity and status very well, and they dare not even persuade...

It wasn't until the wolf king led the wolves to arrive that he brought the boar boy and the hyena. At this time, the pampered hyena had been beaten by the strong boar boy with a blue nose and swollen face, and his body was covered in injuries. There is only air in the nostrils, not air out.

As the saying goes, both prosperity and loss.

The wolf king saw the hyena lying dying on the ground, and had already foreseen his end. After ordering the wolves to forcibly drag the boar boy to sober up, he trembled and took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

The moment the Boar King received the call, his heart immediately died. It is not like the reckless boar boy, who knows that his son is not actually a hyena, and knows that his son has challenged something that should not be challenged. I could only collapse on the sofa and smoke a cigarette to reflect on my glorious life.

At this time, it seemed very calm and lonely.

When the new lion king learned about this, he was furious. First he scolded the hyena who was kneeling on the ground crying and covered with bandages, and then he gave instructions to the leopard next to him sharply...

Soon, the wolf king opened the leather bag company because of moral corruption, adultery, and mutilation of herbivores... The evidence was conclusive, and he was sentenced to beheading, which was held immediately.

The Boar King's family was completely silent. Some say they were beheaded along with the Wolf King. Others say they went to the Lion City Prison.

Lion City Prison sounds terrifying, but it is actually a row of swimming pools, golf courses, fish ponds... It is a high-end villa complex, with all kinds of food, all kinds of entertainment facilities, and the services of beautiful sheep doctors.

Ordinary herbivores struggle to be inaccessible for the rest of their lives. But for a domineering beast like the Boar Boy, who is overly free, living here is undoubtedly a torture.

In short, since then, not only the wild boar forest has no wild boar family, but even the entire forest guild has no wild boar family.

As a result, the Forest Guild became peaceful again.

(The above is a simple fable, if there are similarities are purely coincidental, I hope not to over-interpret)

Commissioner hyena with pig badger, dog badger ... A group of entourage came to the secret high-end tavern. As soon as they sat down, they skillfully asked for ten pounds of beef with sauce, ten Dongpo elbows, and ten pounds of deer
Commissioner hyena with pig badger, dog badger ... A group of entourage came to the secret high-end tavern. As soon as they sat down, they skillfully asked for ten pounds of beef with sauce, ten Dongpo elbows, and ten pounds of deer
Commissioner hyena with pig badger, dog badger ... A group of entourage came to the secret high-end tavern. As soon as they sat down, they skillfully asked for ten pounds of beef with sauce, ten Dongpo elbows, and ten pounds of deer

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