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To begin today's spit:
In the past impression
Children are always cute and pure like an angel
But nowadays, children are really smart like individuals
Every now and then a "big truth" pops up.
The old jianghu could not resist
Really, you never know
His little head was thinking
I don't know the next sentence
He's going to pop up some "tiger and wolf word."
Today, the copywriter will come to pick a pickpocket
Human cubs trigger the moment of social death
How confusing can a child's words and deeds be?
Thanks, it's already started to be awkward!
Waiting for the car and having a small child next to it was lovely
Eating lollipops there, I looked at him a few more times
Because it's really cute
Then the kid noticed I was watching him
Just talk to his mother
Mom, is she trying to rob me of my lollipops?
Then I never looked at him again!
In the car as a child
I saw someone on the ground drop that kind of rhinestone
It's pretty big
And then kept yelling
"Mom pick it up!" Pick it up! Aren't you the most fond of diamonds?! ”
I felt like my mom should have wanted to sew my mouth shut for a moment
When I was a child, I was about six or seven years old
There were no seats on the bus, and my mother hugged my brother
Let me sit under her feet
Then I saw a grandfather who had no place to sit
I called out to him very enthusiastically, "Grandpa, I'll give you a seat."
Just some time ago
My mom gave birth to a younger sister
Then more than a month
My uncle's daughter was at my house watching her sister
About five years old, my sister was crying
Then my uncle's daughter said
You give her your grandma to eat
Gave me a smile
Lock the door before going out and he asked me why I was locking it
I said what if I don't lock the thief in and steal something?
There was an uncle inside the elevator,
He pointed to the man and asked his mother if it was a thief
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There was a time before that I loved double ponytails every day
In the elevator, a little girl pointed at me and shouted at her mother:
How can this sister still tie two braids when she is so old?
I never stabbed it again
Friends talk to others about exams
Saying it was all naked, her daughter heard it
Going to school said her mother was naked for the exam
Hahahahahahaha
The zoo pointed to a big belly for the man to say, uncle in the belly
There is a little baby, Mom, you are careful not to bump into him
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I came home from high school residential holidays and my brother helped me move things
Not sure how to flip out my hygienic safety pants
Then show it downstairs in the dormitory
In front of a group of people, I asked why I still didn't wet with diapers
My brother and their homeroom teacher once took her son out to play
Seeing that someone had died, those people were prostrating there
And her son said to her:
When mom waits for you to die, I will kowtow to you
The last time I called a Didi, the driver stopped far away
It rained again, dragging the baby far
While walking and scolding, it is really a pig, and the positioning can be wrong
After getting into the car, the driver said to us: Hello
My daughter said, Uncle, are you a pig?
My mom said you're a pig
Emm, what a good daughter of a mother
Once a handsome guy helped me get a stroller
I asked the baby to say thank you uncle,
He thought about it for half a day and said:
Thank you Grandpa!
Go home after making up lessons
Walking into the neighborhood, three children walked in front of them
It's cute and looks like four or five years old
I was wearing ripped pants and missing two thighs
Then a little boy pointed to my leg
Say to the two little girls:
Look at her, the torn pants are still leaking legs
Shame face, you don't play with her, she doesn't want face!
Everyone around me was looking at me
I ran all the way home
I was too sleepy when I took the bus, and I squinted with my head down
The car was shaky, and my head was thrown around
The kid across from her and her sister said I wasn't dead
I went to the river to wash my clothes
Then a neighbor washed it there and chatted
Later, my mother-in-law took my son and led my daughter over
I was talking about falling asleep
My girlfriend said something suddenly
My dad shook the bed last night, so I didn't sleep well
I was so embarrassed that I couldn't slow down for days
Hahahahaha had to say
Although bear children have a headache for parents in terms of words and deeds
But it's another manifestation of their growth
Talk about your little children
What did you say that made you die on the spot?
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