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Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Count with your fingers,

I've been locked up at home for 21 days.

Potato tomato home online class

It's been a full month.

Tearfully recalling this month,

What a day I lived

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Until I went around the Internet,

I just found out,

The same is the fallen man of the end of the world,

In front of home and online classes, sometimes hysterical

The old mother who sometimes broke down

There are a lot of people.

Here are a few key words,

They can be described precisely:

Anxiety

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Anger

"Smashed two, and it hurts a lot afterwards."

Helplessly, "I can't keep up with one step, I can't keep up with every step, I can learn if I can learn, I can't learn (find another) job bowl."

When they were extremely desperate, they even began to envy those who were pulled into isolation: "No need to grab vegetables, no need to take children." "You can sleep until you wake up naturally."

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Busy hoarding vegetables and hoarding meat and rice every day, who could have imagined that he would also hoard a baby at home to anger himself.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big
Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

In the past, we imagined working from home: you were working hard, the baby was playing with toys and reading picture books, the mother was kind and filial, the years were quiet, and how beautiful the dream was, how beautiful it was.

Actually working from home: that sour, who tastes who knows

Especially if you have preschool babies at home, although they are still young and can't do anything, when they are clingy, they can make you unable to do anything.

Working from home? That's a joke.

It's hard to sit in front of the computer, and the child runs over: Mom, kiss mom, hug mom, hold high

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

The busier you are, the more he sticks to his body like an octopus, and he can't even pick it off.

What's worse is that baby and you grab the computer.

Colleague's son is 3 years old this year, as soon as she uses the computer, the baby presses the shutdown button, writes two hours of ppt, the baby presses, the second is not.

Now colleagues have a stress response, as soon as they see the baby coming over, the mouse is immediately moved to the save.

She complained to me in WeChat: I didn't have a good habit of writing papers before, but I didn't expect to let the baby cure it.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

But if your neighborhood has been quiet for more than 15 minutes, it also means that things may not be good. The large-scale demon scene that makes you stunned may be just a dozen steps away from you...

In the past, the old man always advised us that it would be good to wait until the baby was older.

Now that I think about it, it's also true, after all, there were no online classes in that era.

Speaking of online classes, this is definitely a double damage to the minds and physiology of parents.

If you have two babies in your family, you have to take online lessons, then the lethality has to be multiplied by the Nth power.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

If you have three at home? Then there is no way, only to keep the big one

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Some netizens accurately summarized the whole process of online class collapse:

Online lessons before

Since home online classes,

Baby's schedule begins to release herself:

Late at night on the bed of the bungee,

The next day, the sun was on three poles.

But you can't be deserted at home,

Online classes must be taken.

Force the child to listen carefully to the lesson,

Who knows listen listening

He slept again

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Sleepy to doze off while going to class? Bear with me!!

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Finally, under the double blessing of the tight hoop spell + lion roar gong, the baby was barely fixed to the table. However, this is only the first step of the long march, and next, there is a battle to test human, material and economic strength.

Online courses

Adult life can not be separated from the mobile phone, nucleic acid scanning code, solitaire grab dishes, children in class, mobile phones are only temporary, considering eye protection, the bigger the screen, the better, computers, televisions, projectors, learning machines... It also has to be equipped.

But some instruments, the instructions are too abstract, this is not, there is a mother on the Internet will not cast the screen, anxious to put up the HOME TV.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

After a busy life, the equipment was finally debugged. But don't be happy, the bigger test is yet to come.

The old mother is also responsible for being the temporary class teacher and teaching director, supervising the discipline of the baby's class.

Because if the baby is in the room alone, his sitting posture may be like this:

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

such:

And something like this:

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Anyway, everything is interested, everything is fun, except learning

It's really amazing, in the matter of fooling online classes, how children achieve national unity.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

I heard that some mothers have gone online to seek help because they supervise the baby's online classes.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

This is not counted, you have to respond to the various needs of the baby at any time: Mom, I can't hear the teacher's voice Mom, I can't see the teacher's mother, I can't find the pencil Mom, I want to go to the toilet Mom, I want to eat fruit Mom, what to eat at noon Mom, what to eat at night...

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

After one day of online classes, the old mother ran 10,000 steps at home. We can't figure it out, just an online class, why are there so many moths?!

After the online lesson

The online class is finally over, do you think it's over? Hey, Too young, too simple, it's just getting started.

"Logistics three-piece set" first understand: punching cards, filling in forms, shooting videos at 7:30 punching cards health codes 8:20 taking pictures and punching cards Online lessons Online lessons Online lessons After punching cards Children's homework...

There are also various videos, pictures, word punch cards to operate down, this old mother's mantra has become:

Hurry to eat Hurry up to learn Quickly, to start the class, quickly write silently, wait for me to check and learn, have you memorized Come over and record the video, the punch time is going to end!

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If there are two babies in the family, all kinds of software, all kinds of groups are in full bloom, dizzy, dazzling, dizzy.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Oh yes, and homework: before tutoring to write homework, only collapsed after school, now online classes + homework, 24 hours physically and mentally tired...

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Summarize the whole process of online classes: the teacher's mouth is dry, the child listens to the clouds and mountains, and the parents jump in a hurry.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Of course, the babies are at home, and for the old fathers and mothers, it is not completely without benefits. For example, losing weight to other people's home isolation, long meat; but the old mothers who have online class babies are not the same!

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

For example, imagination and hands-on ability baby at home do not have a learning atmosphere? Ceremonial sense of school arrangement! Carrying a school bag to school, tying a red scarf from the living room to the bedroom, the flag-raising ceremony is full of feelings

Online class intervals also do not idle, eye exercise arrangements!

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On the Internet, the old father was even more ruthless, directly transforming the garage of the family into a classroom

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

However, the most admirable thing is the dazzling creativity of mothers.

For example, what if I don't buy a printer at home?

Or what if there is a printer, but there is no ink, no A4 paper?

Don't worry, this year's mother has already developed a plastic wrap writing homework method.

Step 1: Attach the plastic wrap flat to the plate

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Step 2: Prepare the marker pen to prepare the answer

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Step 3: Take a picture and submit the assignment after finishing, remove the plastic wrap

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Some people think that plastic wrap is easy to wrinkle and break, and the writing requirements are higher. It doesn't matter, immediately my mother proposed to improve the transparent bag.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

At this time, there are new problems, what should the teacher ask for the homework book to be handed in?

There are also children who stare at the electronic screen and hurt their eyes!

You can underestimate the speed at which scientists invent, but don't doubt the enthusiasm of mothers for their children's learning.

Now there are a large number of high-quality copy parents on the market. They don't just copy

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big
Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Also draw: draw homework, draw exam papers

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big
Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Even drawing textbooks is not a problem.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big
Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Many people also learned after becoming a mother that they not only had the talent to paint, but also the potential to learn to be a bully. If I had half the effort to go to school now, what 211 985 would be all about

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

However, for mothers with middle school students, it is still recommended to have a printer and spare ink cartridges, after all, the amount of A4 paper is too large, and it is extremely wasteful.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big
Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Of course, the best way to solve these problems is to send the baby back to school. Truth be told, the following picture, I have been looking forward to countless times:

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Recently, when I brushed the circle of friends, the most envious was the mothers who successfully resumed classes.

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Most want to hug

From the winter vacation to the present, the mothers who have never been able to successfully start school and accompany the baby online classes to the present.

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

It is said that May is already in sight, the time is rushing, will the summer vacation be far away? While working, while grabbing vegetables, while cooking, while buying solitaire, while nucleic acid, while taking the baby such a sour day, how long will I have to live aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Even Wa knows that if she continues like this, her mother's tender inventory will be cleared

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big
Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big
Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

There should always be a head in the hard days, and I hope in my heart that we can work together to drive the epidemic away as soon as possible.

After all, after another 19 14-day sealing cycles, it will be the New Year

Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big
Hahahahaha, there is really no way, can only keep the big

Hello, I am Li Diandian, 4-year-old daughter tomato, 9-year-old son potato ma ma, good at using comics and text to record the daily life of the second child chicken flying dog jumping, sharing hardcore learning resources and reliable, in-depth parenting dry goods.

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