Dear hbuers, your vacation has passed most of the time, whether there are unknown symptoms such as fatigue, emptiness and irritability, and being abandoned by your parents for no reason, I regret to inform you that you have suffered from college holiday syndrome. But don't worry, the ultimate home-based guide is here!
Scene one：
This is not a true portrayal of you staying at home every day, and the nest is a good life. But you always rank at the bottom of the sports list, and friends in the circle of friends also give you a big thumbs up for double digits. You can't lie still!
Look here and here:
Please take care of the small things that can go downstairs such as throwing garbage at home, taking couriers, fetching water, etc., and complete the daily exercise!
PS: Trigger this behavior in front of your parents, there is a high chance of getting praise, and cumulative praise can even get hidden rewards - sudden feasts.
"Achieve Success – Kill Two Birds with One Stone"
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Sneaking downstairs to throw away junk food takeaways not only increases the amount of exercise, but also can "destroy the corpse", you should not miss.
Scene two：
Time: 7:00 a.m. Beijing time
Location: your room
Character: You fall asleep at 2:30 a.m., still whispering in your dreams
The old mother who pulled back the curtains and came in with a mop
When you open your eyes impatiently, you are faced with the following situations:
Option 1: Get up out of breath and grumble subconsciously.
Ending 1: Two sentences of complaint are interrupted, followed by your mother's half-hour-long multiple critical blows on you from irregular work and rest to sloppy hygiene, rising to the level of character value.
GAME OVER
Option 2: Bow your head beforehand and get up decisively.
Ending 2: Since you really can't help much, you can only sit silly.
Great Mother: Ah, now I know I'm sorry, I don't do any work at home all day, I know the loser, you look at the hair in this place and the scum of eating. I said can you eat in the trash cans; and ah, can't you eat enough? I have to buy those additives every day to eat... Not even a single piece of land, 20-year-old man... (Indiscriminate strafing can't dodge at all)
GAME OVER AGAIN
Sacrifice Guide:
Hold your breath and pretend to sleep! Sleep like a dead one, and be sure to wait until your mom grits her teeth and closes your door before you can end the first stage of the battle with confidence. As the saying goes, "time heals everything", wait a few hours to get up. At this time, the old mother's anger value has weakened, and you are pleasantly surprised: Ah, Mom, have you cleaned up for me, it is good to have you (blowing rainbow farts is right). Then thoughtfully pinch her shoulders and promise to be diligent in the future.
Follow-up: Of course, this trick cannot be used every time, and the credibility will be greatly reduced. Figure out how often your mother cleans up, and predict that her prejudgment is king. Choosing the right time for her to be in a good mood to take the initiative is conducive to prolonging the appearance of the role of "gentle mother".
Scene three：
Are you fed up with the unkempt, tasteless, lonely autistic life, but feel like a big dream about the short time when it is difficult to get out of the house and go shopping?
Then, I kindly recommend you to go to a grand event to test your driver's license, the perfect winter vacation, and the opportunity must not be missed! The benefits are great!
● First of all, the original ordinary life has made waves, and you finally have a head start. The lofty goal of "getting a driver's license" is to keep idle college students busy.
● Exam preparation subject 1, 100 single choices, thousands of question banks, 90% positive answer rate, let you dream back to the end of the revision. Remember the tips, look at the traffic police gestures, and quickly let your little brain turn up.
● Congratulations on finally coming to the actual combat stage, the future for a long time "training" will be fiercely engraved into your DNA. Within three days, you'll be able to wake up and wash up on the six-o'clock alarm and sleep sweetly before midnight.
"Achieving Success – 9 to 5"
Life will never be boring again, because every day there are new points to remember, and every day there are new problems to be committed. After all, who hasn't extinguished the fire a few times and pressed the line a few times. At this time, another benefit of learning to drive is revealed: your coach will have a cordial conversation and teachings with you, which is no more interesting than looking at an electronic screen. You will feel the fiery warmth between people.
When you get your driver's license, you don't have to ask your parents to send you, you can sit in the driver's seat and kick the accelerator and start, please, such a super cool eh!
Scene four：
Returning home on vacation, the family has not seen each other for half a year, and it is inevitable that there will be a warm meal. Are you tired of repeating your college life over and over again? Do you have a headache about how to explain to them that college students really don't have winter vacation homework?
Don't worry, you can take the initiative. It is called: take the path of others, so that others have no way to go.
Pick up the sugar oranges, hang up twelve smiling faces, and knock on the door of my aunt's house.
Plot Begins:
"Auntie is good ~ half a year I haven't seen you or so beautiful, the new clothes really lined you; how to lose weight in the New Year, I have gained several pounds to lose weight." Nothing, I just want you to come and have a look. ”
After the mouth is sweet and blows the rainbow fart, your aunt will run to the kitchen to leave you to eat. Of course you can't sit silly and snort melon seeds!
Killer Skills:
"My cousin is not about to start school, I went to see how his homework is written; no trouble, no trouble, good luck I have also experienced the college entrance examination, should be able to help a little."
Lovingly watching his junior high school cousin who was struggling to write a book, enthusiastically tutoring him in geometry and mathematics, patiently dictating his English words, and passing on all your twelve years of experience in exam-taking education to him. (This is the call of the heart, this is the dedication of love ~) Decisively refuse your aunt's invitation to watch Zhen Huan's biography, and choose to accompany your cousin whose blood is thicker than water. Then you can happily swipe your phone in his room, and when you are tired, use the IQ of a college student to teach him the wrong questions that he will not do.
"Achieving Achievement: A Perfect Day to Eat and Drink"
Happy ending: someone else's child – we have finally become the look we hated as a child.
Well, I hope you can use this home-based guide flexibly and have a good time with your vacation balance. See you soon in the first year of school!
Copywriter: Ni Luyi
Image: From the web
Typography: Ni Luyi
Editor-in-Charge: Shan Qi