In ancient times, there was a servant who collected protection fees, and he took a fancy to a charming pork XiShi, so he always went to her to buy meat. After coming and going, ya gong found that the woman was also interested in him, and sneaked into the woman's house one night to date the woman, but that day he stayed in the pigsty for one night.
Zhang Cheng is a idle master, thinking every day about how to do the easiest work and earn enough money to spend.
After a long time, his sister couldn't look at it anymore, so she asked his brother-in-law to find him an errand to patrol the streets. As soon as he heard that this job was easy and he could collect protection fees, he agreed.
Since then, Zhang Chenggong has begun to patrol the streets. Every day, I like to wander the lively streets in order to take things from small traders or collect some protection fees.
On this day, he walked through the street with a big wave, and a very eye-catching greengrocer shouted at him: "Brother Cheng, today's dishes are particularly fresh, come on?" ”
Zhang Chengyi looked at the eggplant held by the vendor and thought that it would be good to go back to eat minced eggplant, so he picked two eggplants and said to the vendor, "Remember the vegetable money first, Ming'er will come to you" and left.
The peddler was not annoyed, because he was hindered by the possibility that Zhang Cheng could find an excuse to remove his vegetable stall at any time, so he had to give Zhang Cheng a little sweetness every three to five minutes.
Zhang Cheng took a few more steps forward, then stood in front of a fish stall and did not leave.
Looking at the catfish bouncing around in the bucket, Zhang Cheng's saliva was about to flow out, so he asked the fishmonger to weigh him a bigger one.
The fishmonger weighed him into the bag, and then said "ten yuan money", Zhang Cheng also habitually said "Ming'er give you money", and when he finished, he reached out to pick up the catfish.
But before his hand touched the bag, the fishmonger poured the fish back into the bucket with a backhand, and said to Zhang Cheng without raising his head: "Then you will buy it again tomorrow!" ”
Upon hearing this, Zhang Cheng's face turned red with anger, and he looked at the fishmonger carefully again, thinking that he should be a newcomer, so he did not understand the rules.
Zhang Cheng, who had lost face, did not want to stay longer, so he pretended to be calm and continued to move forward.
Without going out a few steps, I saw a meat stall again, thinking that I just bought some meat with eggplant, so I called the boss to cut some meat for him.
"Come-- " Zhang Cheng was already moved when he heard this voice, but when he saw the woman who came out, the nosebleeds were about to flow out.
Because this woman named Ruyi looks white and beautiful, her lips are red and her teeth are white, and her figure is still very convex.
"What part of the meat do you want?" Ruyi's voice pulled Zhang Cheng's thoughts back.
"Oh, loin, the meat of the loin is delicious." Speaking, Zhang Cheng unconsciously looked at the ruyi water snake waist and swallowed.
Ruyi Jiao smiled and weighed the meat to Zhang Cheng, and did not mention the money, only said that if it was delicious next time, it would be, and after saying it, she also threw him a wink, and Zhang Chengxin was crisp.
Zhang Cheng took the meat, looked at the fishmonger and thought: You see how much the Ruyi girl can do business!
In this way, Zhang Cheng will pass through this street every day after that, and he will buy some waist strips every three or five minutes.
Half a month later, Zhang Cheng felt that Ruyi was also interested in him, so he secretly went to Ruyi's house that he had inquired about before one night.
At the door, Zhang Cheng picked up a small stone and threw it into the courtyard, in order to see if there was anyone else in the Ruyi family, whether they would have a big wolf dog.
After a while, a soft voice came from the courtyard: "Who?" ”
As soon as the words stopped, the door was opened.
Zhang Cheng took another look to make sure that there was no one else around Ruyi, and then walked out from behind the tree.
"Ruyi sister, I am busy during the day today, and I don't have time to buy a waist strip, can I buy it now?" At the same time as Zhang Cheng spoke, his eyes kept looking back and forth at Ruyi's thin waist.
Ruyi Wan'er smiled and said, "Brother Cheng, look at what you said, you want to buy, isn't that always right?" ”
After saying that, he closed the door and pulled Zhang Cheng to go elsewhere.
"This is our family's old house, now that we have built a new house, we will not live here, brother Cheng, if you want to find me in the future, just come here!"
When he arrived at the entrance of the courtyard, Ruyi said to Zhang Cheng while opening the door, saying that Zhang Cheng's heart was itching.
After entering the house, Zhang Cheng still planned to pretend to be serious, so he pretended to be serious and asked, "Why didn't I see where the meat was?" ”
Before he could finish speaking, as soon as he turned around, he saw Ruyi's eyes full of autumn waves and a smile like a flower, and he couldn't hold it at once, and directly pounced on it.
But at this moment, a voice sounded outside the courtyard door: "Ruyi, are you inside?" Open the door for Daddy. ”
Hearing the voice, Ruyi was obviously frightened, and immediately pushed Zhang Cheng into the backyard, and also told him to hide inside, and she was not allowed to come out until she returned.
Zhang Cheng scolded the person who did bad things in his heart several times, and then obediently agreed, and then he was locked in the backyard by Ruyi.
But as soon as he hid it, he hid it all night, and the key was that after he was locked in the backyard, he found that it was a pigsty, and a dozen pigs of all sizes were still startled and hummed around him when he suddenly came in.
The next morning, he changed his clothes and went to the meat stall, but after only one look at Ruyi, he went straight to the front of the fish stall.
"Stinky fishmonger, was it you last night?" Uncle I stayed in the pigsty for one night, and I still have a smell of pigs on my body, how do you plan to solve this matter! ”
Looking at Zhang Cheng's angry and frustrated look, the fishmonger suppressed his smile and said, "That's the pigsty of the lady of the meat stall, you should ask her." ”
Zhang Chengyi saw that the fishmonger was not going to eat his set, and then returned to the meat stall to look at Ruyi and said, "You! Why help that stinky fishmonger frame me? ”
"You didn't hear that the 'stinky fishmonger' is my dad!"
Adapted from Folk Tales. @贰柒姑娘
Zhang Cheng himself is lazy and lazy, even if he is addicted to taking advantage of the small vendors, but the bullied hawkers dare to be angry and dare not speak. But fortunately, he met Ruyi and her father, and the two of them also joined forces to cure Zhang Cheng's problem.
A good person may not be able to fight a bad person, but the combination of good people will definitely make the bad people no longer have room.
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