Couplets are commonly known as pairs and are deeply loved by the people.
Throughout the ages, there have been many humorous couplet stories in folklore.
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Today I share with you an interesting couplet story: the little shepherd boy is difficult to live xiucailang, the folk have a high person, and the wit is exaggerated!
It is said that in ancient times, there was a XiucaiLang named Zhang San, who had to run to the river every morning to read.
This morning, Zhang San was still the same as before, shaking his head and endorsing the book by the river: "Zi Yue, learn and learn from time to time, don't you also say?" Have friends from afar, are you happy? ”
Carrying it here, Zhang San suddenly couldn't carry it anymore. Not because Zhang San forgot his words, but because Zhang San heard a small child singing nearby.
Zhang San looked up, and it turned out that a little shepherd boy had come in front of him, driving a cow to drink water by the river.
This cow also did not know the current affairs, and actually dared to "grunt" and drink water in front of the reading lang, without giving the reading lang any face.
Zhang San was very angry and shouted, "I said child, you go elsewhere to herd cattle, didn't you see that I was endorsing the book?" ”
Who knows that the little shepherd boy's song still continues to spread to the ears, Zhang San, this time, the fire is three, a handful of books rolled up, "pedaling" ran to the little shepherd boy, shouting loudly: "Child, I want to read here, quickly let me go away." ”
Komaki was only a teenager in his childhood, and after hearing Zhang San's words, he crossed his waist and smiled and said, "You are also too domineering." This land is not yours, why can you come, I can't come? ”
Zhang San was even more annoyed, and couldn't help but scold: "Little thing, I'm a showman, you're a cattle herder, do you dare to talk back?" Hurry up and roll me! ”
The little shepherd boy was not afraid at all, and said with a smile: "Xiu cai should be reasonable, are you a reader like this?" Is this land by the river your home? I didn't come to herd cattle every day, and today I happened to let the cows drink water, so why did you let me leave? ”
Zhang San really couldn't help it and wanted to slap the shepherd boy in the face, but after thinking about it, Zhang San still didn't move.
There is still some truth in the words of the little shepherd boy, after all, he is a reader, and he still cannot beat a child.
Shoot the child, can't say it, besides, the big buffalo next to the little shepherd boy looks very strong, in case the big buffalo rushes over and bumps into him, zhang San can really lose the lady and fold the soldiers.
However, for Zhang San to hold back his anger, Zhang San couldn't do it.
Zhang San is the identity of Xiucai, even the county grand master must give three points of courtesy, a small shepherd boy, dare to be so rude, it is tolerable, it is intolerable!
Therefore, Zhang San made a flat face and threatened: "If you don't leave again, I will go to the county master to sue you for your sins, so that you can't eat and go!" ”
The little shepherd boy was still smiling and giggling, and didn't care at all: "Go, then we will go to the public court to talk." I haven't sinned, what am I afraid of? ”
Zhang San was stunned at this moment, feeling a little difficult to ride the tiger.
This little shepherd boy was so difficult, Zhang San really felt helpless at this time, so he had to point at the little shepherd boy and scolded: "Rotten wood cannot be carved, rotten mud cannot support the wall, it is really poor mountains and bad waters out of the people..."
At this time, the little shepherd boy sneered and said, "What are you looking like?" Is the show amazing, I think it is also an embroidered pillow. ”
Zhang San was trembling with anger, pointed at the little shepherd boy, and said angrily: "Little thing, what are you talking about?" ”
"I said, your show is the embroidered pillow, and it is not useful in the middle." The little shepherd boy was not in a hurry and continued, "You know the right son, right? I'll give you three uplinks, and if you're all right, I'll apologize to you. If you can't figure it out, you're an embroidered pillow. ”
A little shepherd boy, how could Zhang San put it in his eyes?
Zhang San even felt insulted. A little shepherd boy's upper link, is it still worth Zhang San to the lower link?
Zhang San was completely dismissive, but if he didn't agree to the pair, the little shepherd boy would definitely think that Zhang San was afraid.
Therefore, Zhang San said impatiently, "If I am right out of your three upper leagues, you will hurry up and roll me." ”
The little shepherd boy smiled and said, "Then if you can't get out of the next link, then you should hurry up and roll me!" ”
"You!"
The little shepherd boy directly interrupted Zhang San's voice: "The first uplink: honeysuckle is small, and the incense is floating for seven or eight or nine miles." ”
Zhang San did not put the little shepherd boy in his eyes at all, but when he heard about this shanglian, he was very surprised.
He really didn't expect that a little shepherd boy could come up with such a wonderful uplink.
Three numbers are used in the upper link, and the whole sentence is very smooth, which is really rare.
But Zhang San can be admitted to the show talent, or a little level. He remembered that he had eaten "Sycamore Seeds" at home, and he had a clever move, and he came out of the lower link: "Sycamores are big, and the eclipse is fifty or sixty pills." ”
The little shepherd boy did not stop and continued to release the second question: "Yellow dog black head and white neck, facing the red sun, lying down towards the grass pond." ”
The little shepherd boy's upper link is also a hidden mystery, not only containing five colors of yellow, black, white, red and blue, but also a pun, referring to Sang scolding huai, saying that Zhang San is a "yellow dog".
After Zhang San heard shanglian, he was really stunned, he really did not expect that the little shepherd boy actually had such a big skill.
Zhang Sansi thought about it and paced back and forth for a while before he said, "Yes!" Oolong soap horns and whiskers, driving purple clouds, freeing up the blue wave pool of water. ”
Xialian not only wrote five colors, but also compared himself to "dragon out of the water", indicating that he would get ahead.
In this way, the lower link completely covered the upper link, so that the little shepherd boy's finger mulberry scolding locust had no power.
The little shepherd boy was also quite unexpected, although this show talent was not polite, but it was indeed a bit level.
With only one last chance left, the little shepherd boy took out a shanglian that had been brewing for a long time: "Sister-in-law swept away The Uncle Chai Hu Bundle." ”
Zhang Sanyi listened, "hissed", inhaled a cool breath, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "This son is as terrifying as this!" I was able to come up with a harmonic strange couplet! No wonder he was not afraid at all when he saw me. ”
Then Zhang San quickly pinched his thigh again, thinking in his heart, "What do I want to do with this, hurry up and think about the next link!" If you can't get out of the next link, it's really a shame! ”
Unfortunately, after Zhang Sansi thought about it, he still couldn't think of the next link.
Watching the time pass little by little, the little shepherd boy began to sing mountain songs again.
Zhang San could no longer hang on to his old face, his face was red, like a cooked shrimp, it was really embarrassing.
Thinking about it, Zhang San could only make a sound in the end, and Gray slipped away.
Oh, shame on you!
Zhang San knew that, hey, it turns out that there are high people in the folk, there are mountains outside the mountains, and there are people outside the people, and it is impossible to be proud of being a person.
This interesting story has been passed down in the folk since then, and the wit of the little shepherd boy has aroused people's praise, which makes the people relish it.
As for the little shepherd boy's upper link, there are many talented netizens to make a suitable lower link.
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