Couplets are commonly known as pairs and are deeply loved by the people. Throughout the ages, there have been many humorous couplet stories in folklore.
I'm a real swimmer cat, a couplet. Friends who like couplets, be sure to pay attention to me.
Today I share with you a folk couplet story: Jianghu Lang Zhongmiao to Mr. Teaching, 3 pairs of couplets to earn a big business, Mei Zizi!
It is said that in ancient times, there was a talent, high or low, in order to make a living, to the rich family in the nearby township as a teacher, the little life is quite moist.
On this day, the wind was beautiful, and after Mr. Teaching gave the students a lesson, he came to the suburbs alone. When he saw the scenery in the suburbs, he couldn't help but think of a shanglian: "A thousand willows, ten thousand flowers, a beautiful view of the year." ”
Just have an upper link is not enough, the couplet, there should always be a lower link. However, Mr. Teaching wanted to come and go, but his thinking was blocked at once, and he couldn't think of anything good.
At this time, Mr. Teaching's mood of appreciating the beautiful scenery was gone, and his mouth kept reading "a thousand willows, ten thousand flowers, a beautiful view of the year", and he kept pacing with his head down, that look was really funny.
There is no way, the ancient readers can have a stomach, but they can't forget to "chant poetry against each other". Otherwise, why did the ancients say "chant a word, twist off a few whiskers"?
In this flash, a little half an hour has passed, and Mr. Teaching is still frowning and frowning, constantly whispering his own upper link.
It just so happened that a jianghu langzhong who sold bruise plaster passed by, saw the funny look of Mr. Teaching, and couldn't help but laugh.
Mr. Teaching was already very annoyed, and he was even more depressed when he heard laughter. With a look of anger on his face, he shouted at the jianghu Langzhong, "What are you doing?" Disturb me to conceive the next link, you are so hateful! ”
Jianghu Langzhong's face was still smiling, a little cynical, and said: "Why are you angry, isn't it just a couplet, as for such a straight face?" ”
"What do you know? This is the pride of the readers, you, the jianghu who walks the streets and visits the house, know what it is! ”
Mr. Teaching was full of anger, but he was a reader after all, and he had not yet said dirty words directly.
Jianghu Langzhong was dismissive and said with a smile: "This couplet is so simple, and if you are still reading people, I can open my mouth to the next couplet." ”
"Bragging rights! I am Xiucai, I can't get out of the next link at once, just by you, can you stop joking? If you can get down to the bottom line, then hurry up and look at the right side, I would like to hear it. ”
"It's okay to be downlinked, but I can't be white." The time of your readers is precious, and the time of our jianghu people is equally precious! ”
Mr. Teaching listened, it was really angry and funny. He was very sure that this jianghu langzhong could not get out of the lower link at all, so he said in passing: "If you are right to the lower link, I will take care of your business." ”
"One word is certain, no remorse!" Jianghu Lang Zhongzheng was worried that there was no business, but he did not expect that the business was sent to the door, he was really happy and smiled, and immediately said: "My next link is two pieces of ginger, three jujubes, and a good recipe for four seasons." How's that right? ”
Mr. Teaching listened, a little dumbfounded. Looking back carefully, this next link is excellent, and the number words are also added, which are neat and tidy, and the meaning is beautiful, which is a wonderful pair.
Jianghu Langzhong took a few steps closer and said to Mr. Teaching, "I said that readers, you will not regret it when you speak." I want twenty pennies for this bruise ointment. ”
Mr. Teaching returned to his senses, but his heart was still a little unconvinced: "Why did a Lang Zhong who walked the rivers and lakes have a lower league?" Is it true that a person who is in the lower ninth stream of the jianghu is also more literate than me? That's impossible! ”
So Mr. Teaching said to Charlatan, "Don't be busy, don't be busy." Since you can be right, I will continue to test you. If you have real talent and practical learning, instead of a blind cat bumping into a dead rat, then I will take care of your business today and buy a plaster of ten silver! ”
Ten silver?
Charlatan's eyes immediately lit up. This is a super big deal, and if it becomes this order, you can get away with it for many months!
Looking at the clothes worn by Mr. Teaching and the jade pendants he wore, there was a spectrum in the center of the jianghu lang: "This person is still rich, and he should not be in debt." That dared to be kind, and watched me let him obediently take out the silver. ”
Then Charlatan Langzhong nodded repeatedly, "Okay, sir, please come out." ”
Mr. Teaching thought for a moment, pointed to the oil-paper umbrella of a tourist in front of him and said, "A sky blue umbrella." ”
This uplink sounds simple, but it contains number words, direction words and color words, which is actually quite difficult.
As a result, Jianghu Langzhong replied without thinking: "Six-flavored yellow pill." ”
Mr. Teaching is dumbfounded again, is this okay? But if you think about it, this downlink is quite right. It seems that this Lang Zhong is still very good at the work of the bank.
Mr. Teaching was a little depressed, searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, and finally came up with a superb shanglian: "BoGuzhai, unveiling the Tang, Song, Yuanming, and ancient and modern celebrity calligraphy and paintings." ”
Jianghu Langzhong's eyes rolled and he replied, "TongrenTang, send Yun Guichuan Guangsheng familiar with authentic medicinal materials." ”
This link is too great, it is absolutely home!
Mr. Teaching was really convinced, and did not waste time in the examination of the jianghu lang, obediently took out ten silver: "I don't want the plaster, you take the silver." I have to admit that you are such a genius for pairs! ”
Jianghu Langzhong smiled and took the silver, and Mei Zizi left: "3 pairs of couplets to earn a big business, and I don't need to pay for it, it's so cool!" ”
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