If the ancient emperor had a WeChat group, what kind of sparks would they rub out?
Qin Shi Huang: "The rivers and mountains of the Fallen have been passed down for thousands of generations, haha..."
Qin II: "Father Emperor, please bless chen sheng wu guangna, and bless me the Great Qin Jiangshan." ”
Qin Third Heavenly Infant: "Report to the First Emperor, your world was taken by Liu Bang, and your Afang Palace was also burned by him." ”
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: "Qin ZiBao, you shut up, obviously It is Xiang Yu who burned." ”
King Xiang Yu of Chu: "Liu Bang boy, have you forgotten the ugly thing that you slept with your old wife?" ”
Emperor Huidi of Han: "What is the relationship between father, mother and judge?" Why do everyone say he gave you a green hat? ”
Lu Hou: "You don't care who he is, anyway, you were born to me." ”
Emperor Liu Heng of Han: "The old lady of Lü Yan is finally dead, and the Jiangshan of the Great Han is finally mine, hahaha..."
Liu Qi, Emperor Jing of han: "Father, I have quelled the rebellion of the Seven Kingdoms. ”
Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty: "Grandpa, I am even more powerful than my father, and the Xiongnu have all been defeated by me." ”
Emperor Hancheng: "What nonsense are all you talking about, in my eyes there are only Zhao Feiyan and Zhao Hede, and the others don't want to hear it." ”
Wang Mang: "You continue, you continue, tomorrow this country will have the surname Wang." ”
Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu: "Where is the toad, kick him out of me." ”
Liu Bei: "Grandpa, Cao Cao's thief wants to usurp power and usurp the throne, please give me more soldiers and horses." ”
Sun Quan: "Give you a little more soldiers and horses, you still have to assist the faint prince, it is better to let me come." ”
Cao Cao: @Liu Bei @ Sun Quan "Two hairy boys, do not weigh their own points and a few pairs, and you were born in an era is really shameful, you should delusionally compete with labor to fight the world, toads do not have your courage. ”
Sima Yan: "The Cao family has no effort at all." ”
Emperor Yang Jian of Sui Wen: "It is useless to say something, this Jiangshan is not surnamed Yang in the end?" ”
Li Yuan: "Look at what the short-sighted Yang Jian said, I asked my second son to speak." ”
Tang Taizong Li Shimin: "Princess Qi is mine, and Wu Zetian is also mine." ”
Tang Gaozong: "The fat water does not flow to the fields of outsiders, and Wu Meiniang belongs to her own family, so she should also use it for me." ”
Wu Zetian: "A group of lustful people, who said that women are inferior to men, today the old woman is sitting on the throne, what can you do with me?" ”
Zhao Kuangyin, the grandfather of Song Taizu: "I was forced to sit on the dragon chair, which was also a helpless move." ”
Zhao Zhao: "When I get to the Golden Kingdom, I will also sow seeds." ”
Kublai Khan: I'll just ask Alexander what empire was? ”
Zhu Yuanzhang: "What is the upstairs, or was it overthrown by me, a peasant?" ”
Zhu Changluo: "Give me the elixir quickly, I want to exercise tonight." ”
Nurhaci: "My grandchildren, don't learn from the Ming Dynasty's few houses and destroy the country and mountains in the hands of women." ”
Emperor Xianfeng: "Mrs. Grandpa, Cixi's goods are too powerful to hold." ”
Cixi: "There is no boy-like thing in the whole." ”
Puyi: "It's still Good in China, the first half of my life was hell." ”