In order to find a girlfriend, some people are painstaking, at the expense of thick skin to dress up as a high-quality man, but unfortunately often do not do enough homework, loopholes have become everyone's laughing stock.
Xiao Wu is a native of Hangzhou, born in 1989, with a height of 1.69 meters and a bachelor's degree. In order to participate in the blind date show to find a girlfriend, he claimed to be a returnee who lived in France for a long time, and now returned to China to help his father run a wine business, and is a high-quality man with an annual income of 300,000. With a fashionable hairstyle, the emaciated figure looks a bit flavorful.
He told the choreographer that he had been studying in France for many years and wanted to find a quality girlfriend to work with. Such conditions to find a girlfriend should be out of the question, but when the choreographer asked, he found that this Xiao Wu was somewhat unreliable. They came to Xiao Wu's house and looked at the furnishings of the home, which were quite simple, not like a house of high-class returnees.
Xiao Wu also claimed to be a graduate of the First French Academy and an alumnus of Marie Curie. So the choreographer wanted to see his graduation certificate, but Xiao Wu said that the graduation certificate may not be at home, it should be placed in the suitcase. Everyone asked where the suitcase was, and Xiao Wu was a little absent-minded, casually saying that the suitcase was placed at home. This sentence is dumbfounding, aren't we in your house?
Xiao Wu hurriedly argued that the suitcase was not in this home, but was placed in the French home. The choreographer questioned: "You have returned to China, why don't you bring a suitcase?" Xiao Wu replied impatiently, we have more than one house, France has also bought real estate, of course, there is more than one suitcase!
Next, the choreographer asked to see Xiao Wu's passport, and this time Xiao Wu directly took it out. Inexplicably, the passport did not have any exit records, it was blank. So the crowd questioned again: Didn't you live in France for a long time, why didn't you record it?
This situation makes everyone feel very embarrassed, but Xiao Wu's face is not red and his heart is not beating, which perfectly interprets "I am not embarrassed, the embarrassing is someone else", he casually explained: "This is new, the old one has been thrown away." This was dumbfounded, but can passports be thrown in the trash?
At this moment, the choreographer found Xiao Wu's diary on the table, which recorded Xiao Wu's daily expenses, but a few pages were almost all daily food expenses, and Xiao Wu was quite frugal, nibbling on steamed buns almost every day.
"Your annual salary of 300,000 is so economical, eating steamed bread every day?"
Xiao Wu has not yet explained, a more funny scene appeared, someone found a box of proprietary Chinese medicine in the drawer, which has the effect of tonifying kidney and aphrodisiac. Xiao Wu said that this was drunk when he had heat stroke, and the effect was good. The choreographer was stunned, and he couldn't help but worry about him: Boy, the medicine can't be taken randomly, and this medicine is not taken at your age.
Although full of doubts about Xiao Wu, the choreographers still arranged a girl to date him. Everyone also specially found a Ms. Zhou who was engaged in red wine sales, thinking that the two were selling wine and there must be a common topic. But the result was a big surprise, when asked what French red wine he had sold, the long-term wine business of Xiao Wu could not say. But even so, he insists he is selling dozens of red wines.
In the face of this large-scale social death scene, Xiao Wu was also a little flustered, he quickly changed the topic, and actually said that he had a nameless lover! This kind of talk is not playful, you have a substantial lover still come to blind date why? The choreographer immediately stopped the blind date and let her go home first out of protection for Ms. Zhou.
Xiao Wu saw the beautiful woman leave and was very regretful, in the face of everyone's reproach, he also defended all this because of his bad eloquence, after all, he usually speaks French, and he is very unaccustomed to speaking Chinese, so it has caused so many misunderstandings.
At this time, everyone almost did not believe Xiao Wu's explanation, but since he said so, the choreographer arranged for a friend who had returned from France to talk to him. Listening to the other party's fluent French, Xiao Wu was dumbfounded, and he immediately said that he did not want to speak and hung up the phone. In the face of everyone's questioning, Xiao Wu had to confess that in addition to understanding a "hello", he did not know what to say later.
At this time, the crowd could not bear it any longer and laughed. Xiao Wu's mood was even worse, and he blamed everyone for not believing in him, so he had to call his father abroad and let him tell everyone that he was not bragging. But the embarrassing thing is that Xiao Wu's phone number did not open an international call, and only a cold prompt sound came from the mobile phone.
A businessman who travels to and from China and France all year round, but he has not even opened the basic international distance, and the truth must be clear to everyone. At this point, Xiao Wu really couldn't make up any excuses, and the choreographer saw that he was really unreliable, and also said that he would no longer arrange for girls to meet with Xiao Wu. Xiao Wu, who had no chance to go on a blind date, was in a more depressed mood and had to leave in a gray and slippery manner.
Blind dates should be based on integrity and pursue their own happiness on the basis of seeking truth from facts. But some people often play a little clever, thinking that taking shortcuts can make things happen, and they don't know that this behavior is just covering their ears and stealing bells. Life can't deceive people, even if it succeeds for a while, it will eventually fail.