Yesterday, the sheep brushed a hot search:
#男人之间莫名其妙的胜负欲 #
Clicking into it almost killed by laughter.
Tranquility said that one day she sent Huang Xiaoming a photo of Gong Jun's abs, and Huang Xiaoming threw her ten photos of her abs in a row. （emm... Can this desire to win or lose be more?
Bian Boxian was rated as the second most wanted person for a woman to marry, and he immediately asked, Who is the first place?
Bai Jingting said that if he and Jing Bairan went out on the street together, they needed to think about it a week in advance.
There is also the ancient gossip that was pulled out, when the male stars have worn the inner height, Jin Shijia, who is one meter and nine meters tall, also panicked.
Whether it is a male star or a male celebrity, it is really going to be laughed to death by their inexplicable victory or defeat.
Little Red Book blogger @Voyage's husband and nephew lost the puzzle game!
In order to win, he bought a set of 8,000 pieces of puzzles to practice.
The point of men's competition, only unthinkable, without them can not be compared, can be called:
"A Chinese Man Who Wants to Be Strong all his life"
01
@Ichinose
Sign up for a driver's license with your boyfriend.
I got a score of 97 in the subject one.
He kept praying that he would take at least a 98.
The reason: as long as he is not as tall as me, he is not passed.
@Cute and charming good guy character little greeting
After my husband found out that I had become a big fat man,
Every day, he is most excited to see my weight gain,
Because, at last, he was not the only fat man in the family.
Also, as long as it is the meat and vegetables he bought,
He thinks I can make everything delicious.
Because the dish he picked, the quality is definitely good.
This damn desire to win or lose can be seen in any sesame trifecta.
@Who stole my lollipop
Do Pamela,
My boyfriend has to be one level higher than me!
02
@ is a small trumpet
Today's boyfriend repeats the most repeated sentence:
"Lol must rank higher than your ex".
I:???
@Purple grape flavored little fairy
Qingming Festival and Xiao Chen planned to go to Mount Emei to play, but we have not yet made a strategy.
At noon, my friend sent a guide, saying that her boyfriend also wanted to go to Mount Emei.
I also found a good strategy, I also sent it to Xiao Chen,
Unexpectedly, he said that he was going to do PPT!
03
@PYZZ
Me: Wang Jia'er is also too disciplined! Keep in shape so well.
Husband: You wait, tomorrow I will show you self-discipline!
Exercise every day + control diet!
How to have a good body boyfriend get it?
04
@k
Take your straight boyfriend to gay for the first time.
Before going, he repeatedly practiced the art of refusing to talk:
I'm not single! I have a wife! Directly brighten the wedding ring!
15 minutes passed, 30 minutes passed, 1 hour passed.
No one came over to talk.
Straight boyfriend swears after a glass of wine:
If no one comes to talk to me today, I won't leave.
@ Delicate money girl
Boyfriend nail shape,
Took him to a manicure.
Girlfriend husband saw,
Do it too.
05
@Lolo Lolo 023
Colleagues in the show of love ,
Always stressed that his girlfriend was better looking than me.
Ask me: My girlfriend dares to go to the supermarket with a plain face, do you dare?
Me: Hahahaha, I can't even think about it.
06
@Fried puff pastry 001
wait for traffic lights,
When I started, I came across a Tesla,
A little faster than our car started.
The boyfriend immediately opens to sport mode:
"You're a trolley?"
Then smiled triumphantly after overtaking.
07
@Heroine Masquerade
The boyfriend suddenly said that he wanted to buy milk tea in a group.
Why, I ask?
He said that because no one has found milk tea resources yet,
Everyone wanted to drink again.
If the regiment is successful, it can become the leader of the community!
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@ Please don't stay up late
My girlfriend and I didn't grab the dish,
If you want to eat, you still have to rely on men hahahahaha.
08
@Brick girl is complaining again
Played table tennis with male colleagues for nearly two hours,
He repeatedly cried tired and asked for a break.
I said I was going to go home for dinner and fight again tomorrow.
As a result, he immediately came to the spirit:
No, play a game to decide the winner and then go! (Then start scoring carefully)
Why doesn't the Chinese men's football team have such a spirit?
@Slow Sheep Eyewitness
For the first time, I was surrounded by many male colleagues in the company to offer hospitality,
It's because my computer can't figure out the waveforms!
ay!
Seems to see a new guide to pampering?
09
@LVampire
I am 18 weeks pregnant, and I send a pregnant belly photo to my old baby father.
After all, it is understood that people have been banned for many days.
As a result, the old father quickly returned a beer belly photo of himself that was bigger than mine.
It's about 20 weeks.
What's the matter, are you going to compete with me?
It's glorious to be older than me.
10
@Wild Oolong
An uncle of me likes my WeChat campaign from time to time.
At first, because I was only 100 steps after being liked, I thought he was hunting a lazy dog.
But he still likes me when I reform.
Until today, I realized that the rule is that every time he likes it, he is the first in the number of steps!
Be like: All of you! I have to find the number one me because I read the like news!
Be laughed at by the strange victory and defeat of middle-aged people!
11
@Then call Master Min
Leadership: D is always young and can struggle more.
Me: He's a few months younger than you.
Leadership: D always looks young.
Me: Actually, pretty much.
Leader: You see you just admit that he is younger than me.
I:??? Careless!
12
@Which little cookie uuu are you
My dad watched the news and looked at it and suddenly wanted to compare with my mom,
Who can see the little words that just rolled under the news.
Even ran five meters away than that.
After finding out that both people can see clearly, they start to read faster than each other.
The slow one is certainly not as good as the other.
Is this the middle-aged man's alternative desire to win or lose?
@I'm a pair of fish
Every time my mom and dad went to do nucleic acid.
My mother will come and spit on me about this man's goddamn desire to win or lose.
Once he sees the nucleic acid testing point, he will start sprinting,
Without the slightest hesitation to abandon my mother...
Then my mom would be very angry and come to me to accuse this man of being unqualified.
Just don't cook for him.
13
@Mango
Dad recently joined a wild fishing group.
Fishing rods bought several and did not catch,
Many people in the group caught it.
Yesterday the community was unsealed at night,
He went fishing alone all night.
14
@ Half a pound can not be turned
Go to the hospital for infusion,
And a big brother to share a bracket,
Big Brother has to compete to see who loses faster.
15
@Laughing giggle blue fat guy
Make a scale for a 79-year-old man.
Me: Grandpa, you are in such good health, so long-lived.
The old man looked proud:
That is, a lot of my age is dead!
Men's desire to win or lose hahaha!
After watching these men's strong desire to win and lose, I don't know if you are like sheep, I think they are funny and a little cute.
Since Xiongjing is so strongly engraved in their genes, we must also learn to pinch them:
As a man, your figure is far from Chen Weiting!
Korean Oba is so delicate skin is good!
Northeast boys are good to their girlfriends!
The desire to win or lose is not terrible, how strong, there is great potential;
Let him work hard to drive himself, harvest happiness or we girls!