01
Don't be a funny girl in the next life
5 friends were also waiting for the sun to clear
As Grade 20 students, we have never felt the university life without the epidemic at all. Masks, school closures, and delayed start of school have become mandatory packages for my university. Now in March, I still have online classes at home, and there is no notice of returning to school. I thought, in two months it will be summer vacation...
My classmates and I went from helplessness to helplessness. I don't know how other classes are rolled up in the grades, anyway, our class is in the roll whose virtual background is more showy.
That day, someone changed their virtual background to the South Heavenly Gate, and when I saw it, I instantly felt "good soil, so like it"! The next day, I adjusted my virtual background to the famous scene of "The Biography of Zhen Huan", and I planned to change the name scene one day.
When I opened the online class, I found that my classmates had changed into "Pleasant Goat and Gray Wolf", "SpongeBob SquarePants", "Ultraman", "Journey to the West", "Bright Sword", "News Network" and many non-famous memes...
I personally feel that, yes, funny men and women have no love.
02
Christina playing Tai Chi
10 friends are also in do not disturb
The most humiliating online course for college students is none other than physical education. If Heaven had given me another chance, I would definitely not have practiced Tai Chi when choosing a course!
Taijiquan is a national intangible cultural heritage, with the dialectical concepts of taiji and yin and yang in traditional Chinese Confucianism and Taoism philosophy as the core, combined with the changes of the five elements of yin and yang that are easy to learn, and the meridianology of Traditional Chinese medicine, ancient guidance and Tuna technique, forming a kind of Chinese boxing that combines rigidity and softness. And my three-legged cat kung fu can only keep up with the square morning practice tips - "a watermelon, cut in half, you half, I half ..."
As a reminder, every PE class requires a video punch card. A class of videos punching cards together, that scene, the crowd of demons dancing wildly.
Who is not high-definition in the black history of the post-00s?
03
Pinocchio
7 friends are also painting nails
The morning eight lessons of online classes are generally recorded and broadcast classes, and usually the class locations are basically in... In bed, or in a dream.
The surface of the calm live class, behind the microphone and the camera is a variety of strange class locations. One-third of the class would enter the Tencent meeting thirty minutes before class and quit two hours after class (not listening at all). And one-half of the students will have a microphone and network failure and cannot answer the question.
The most common phrase you hear is "Hey teacher, can you hear me?" feed? Or the text version of "The teacher is here, but something seems to be wrong with my mai"—a phrase that is often sent out five minutes after the teacher asks the question.
04
Hand Killing Treatise
15 friends are also busy
For me, online classes are not useless, and sometimes it can save a lot of time and hard costs. In school classes, makeup is indispensable, at least 1 hour. The online class may skip a step, casually put on a base makeup, shirt jacket with pajama pants, and have an air empathy with the news anchor.
But all the practical lessons turned into thesis lessons, which was exactly what I didn't expect.
05
Atmosphere group MVP
7 friends are also in the United States
Students' love for teachers is very pure, and a popular teacher's class is often not very cold. There will be more people raising their hands to answer the questions, the voice will not fall to the ground, if it is an Internet celebrity teacher, the students who come to watch the class, sitting on the branches, and the face is stuck to the glass window. When the teacher becomes the anchor, there will be more ways for us to show love... a little.
I don't remember how much homework was left, but we gave the teacher 50,000+ likes that day!
At the end of the live lesson, I also brushed the teacher with a row of "rockets" - this rocket is not another rocket, just a row of airplane symbols.
I noticed that there was a hint of doubt in her eyes as she swept across the screen, and then turned into a wonderful smile at the corner of her mouth.
06
Where is the seam in the ground?
0 Friends Society died
The moment of the most social death in the past 20 years occurred in online classes. It was a sunny day, bright enough to go downstairs to get a courier. It was also an online lesson that could desert, so my mind drifted away with the courier. Every time I dream of this day in the middle of the night, I sincerely want to advise everyone: online classes, people leave, and they want to turn off mai.
And I'm the lucky one who didn't turn off the wheat. The sun was shining warmly on my face, and I even hummed a little tune in a good mood. The scenery in front of me was beautiful, and I took a picture and sent it to my girlfriend, and sent a few voices. But the whole world made a huge joke from me.
Teachers and classmates quietly waited for me to finish the courier, silently listened to my macho man, and finally greeted me kindly: XX, back? We've been doing it.
07
Concubine on the run
Nine friends are also on fire
Online classes make many students miserable, in fact, teachers also need to ponder. As a post-90s university lecturer, I have a sentence I want to say every time I finish recording a live class:
"Baojuan, what's wrong with my throat, my throat?"
08
Twenty and standing
93 friends are also working on it
Do you like online classes? I feel like I have to divide people on this matter. If you are someone who doesn't like school, you will love online classes because you can touch fish. But most people around me don't like online classes, and we are more looking forward to ordinary university life. So even if the classroom becomes online, you still have the confidence to enrich yourself with knowledge, and the difference is only in your own heart.
This is the exclusive memory of our generation in this era, whether you are in adversity or a greenhouse, learning is a matter of your own.
According to my observation, online classes have turned real-life social terrorist students into social cattle. Everyone shows a strange desire to win and lose in front of the flowery background, and sometimes before one question is finished, the answer to the next question in the group comes out.
09
See here,
You have... Lessons?
Every era has its imprint, big or small, brilliant or bland.
The era of online classes is our exclusive memory.
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