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I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Speaking of ruthless people

It is necessary to mention a former Soviet doctor

Leonid Rogozov

In 1961 he was at the Antarctic Research Station

I had a successful appendicitis surgery for myself

Eventually, it will last for a hundred years

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

There are such cruel people today

Xiao Wu, who is plagued by hemorrhoids

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself

outcome...... He almost died young

As the saying goes, "ten men and nine hemorrhoids, ten women and ten hemorrhoids"

Everyone is a person who has an unspeakable hidden chrysanthemum

There's nothing to be embarrassed about

Let's watch Xiao Wu's past together

I am Xiao Wu, a social animal

He is 35 years old, unmarried, has no house, no car and no children

I hope to tie a happy marriage with a beautiful and white woman who has a house and a car

Sorry to go off the wrong set

I felt kikube discomfort a few years ago

Frequent constipation, sometimes bleeding from the stool

"Chrysanthemums" are often damp and itchy, accompanied by pain

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

I think so

I may have hemorrhoids

Why don't you go to the hospital?

You register me! You help me take a leave of absence!"

The boss deducted the salary you give me to make up ah!

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

OK, I calm down and say well

After all, it is not a big problem, and the cost of going to the hospital is too high

So I went online to find a variety of "hemorrhoid" treatments

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

As an excellent polytechnic man

I have a strong hands-on ability and I love to practice

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

That's it

I've been battling hemorrhoids

But it didn't work much, and it was more serious

1 week ago, after I got on the big one

Stained the entire toilet red

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Pain and pain

I finally made up my mind

Go to the hospital!

The doctor said that it was indeed hemorrhoids

Both internal and external hemorrhoids are still mixed hemorrhoids

And it seems to be very serious, and surgery has to be considered

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

I didn't say yes

One comes to the pocket shyness

Second, I don't think it's just a small hemorrhoid

I have never heard of hemorrhoids requiring surgery

Take some medicine and go home

But after a few days, the amount of bleeding was still large

Damp, painful, foreign body sensation is pronounced

It felt like the whole ass wasn't my own anymore

Plus seeing news like this

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

And such a cruel person

Again, I was ready to do a big job

Completely solve this shameful puzzle

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

The tools are ready

I followed the online "Hemorrhoids Tutorial"

Start to play to the strengths of science and engineering men

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

pain!

In addition to pain, it still hurts!

And dizziness!

Good thing the roommate next door heard it

Come over and take a look, frightened

Quickly called the emergency

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

The cause of hemorrhoids is unclear

At present, there are two main doctrines

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

It starts with the theory of evolution...

Walking upright is one of the hallmarks of human beings

But the price of becoming a "higher animal" is hemorrhoids

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Walking upright puts a lot of pressure on Kikube

The ass at the bottom of the torso

Blood circulation is affected

Venous blood flow from the anorectal region is not smooth

Especially when standing, sitting, and squatting for a long time

The rectal cavity is always in a state of high pressure

May affect peripheral venous return

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Over time, the veins near the chrysanthemums dilate

A soft venous mass is formed, which is hemorrhoids[1]

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

(Self-made by the Medical Code)

Let's look at the theory of pad removal

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

There is a ring-shaped vascular pad under the mucosa

It is composed of venous blood vessels, smooth muscle, etc

Abbreviated as pad

The pad is like a traffic policeman, directing the traffic of the anus

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Usually, the pad is contracted, and the canal can be plugged

It's like locking chrysanthemums

Prevent the sticks from sneaking out

When you get the Brain Command's PullIngham command

The pad will only be unlocked and released

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

It would have been an easy job

But if you pull the stick too hard

The pads will be doubly stressed

Cumulative

The pad comrade will leave the beloved job

Chrysanthemums are squeezed out

At this point, it has a new name

- Hemorrhoids

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Dry stools, frequent times, and squats for too long

Alcoholic, spicy, lack of crude fiber intake

It will also make the "chrysanthemum" pressure mountain[2]

Long-term diarrhea, constipation, as well as fertility, tumors and other factors

It can also induce hemorrhoids

Hemorrhoids cannot be cured for a long time and may induce rectal lesions

Even rectal cancer[2]

If it is difficult to go to the toilet, and the stool is bloody, it must be

drive! tight! above! medical! courtyard!

Many people have heard of external hemorrhoids, internal hemorrhoids, and mixed hemorrhoids

What does that mean?

This is different depending on where the hemorrhoids grow

Do a classification[3]

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Internal hemorrhoids generally grow under the mucosa at the end of the rectum

Clinically divided into 4 degrees

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

External hemorrhoids are visible on the surface of the skin and at the edge of the anus

May cause "chrysanthemums" to get wet, itchy, and painful

However, there is generally no bleeding

Mixed hemorrhoids, that is, internal hemorrhoids and external hemorrhoids exist at the same time

Inside and outside are connected, with no obvious boundaries

Generally, internal hemorrhoids develop above 3 degrees to form mixed hemorrhoids

Gradually aggravated, it will protrude from the anus

Grows like a "lotus mist" on the anus

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Throughout the ages, the battle between humans and hemorrhoids has never stopped

And strange tricks keep popping up

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Words speak of 1700 BC

In ancient Egypt, the first generation of "fighting hemorrhoids" methods appeared:

Grind the acacia leaves and cook them, spreading over a fine linen cloth

Just stuff in the chrysanthemums

By 460 BC

Ancient Greek physicians invented version 2.0

Tie the hemorrhoids with very thick wool thread

Let it necrotic off on its own

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Time comes to the Middle Ages

The "fighting hemorrhoids" method is more exciting, comparable to the ten major tortures

In the absence of anesthesia

Burn the hemorrhoids to death with a soldering iron that burns red

Let's look at the wisdom crystallization of the ancients on the mainland

The Zhuangzi Miscellaneous Commentaries on the Imperial Kou records:

The King of Qin was sick and summoned a doctor, and those who broke the carbuncle and collapsed acne got a ride

Those who lick hemorrhoids get five times a car, and the more they are cured, the more they get

That's right, "licking hemorrhoids" is licking hemorrhoids with your mouth

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

There are also reliable ancients

The Fifty-Two Prescriptions for Illness records:

Put the dog's bladder on a small bamboo tube, insert the chrysanthemum and blow

After blowing it up, it is dragged outwards to expose the hemorrhoids, and then cut them off with a knife

It is coated with concocted skullcap and is perfect

But sometimes, it may be dragged out along with the anus

What to do?

Hang upside down!

No way

Cold water shrinks!

Not yet

Probably not...

Fortunately, we live in an era of advanced medical technology

Don't accept the ravages of these bizarre methods

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

01 A treasure trove of hemorrhoid prevention

Even if your chrysanthemums are not uncomfortable

Also do the following points:

Trick 1: Pay attention to eating

Eat more foods that are rich in dietary fiber

Fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains, whole grains, beans, etc

Reduces high protein, high fat, and alcohol

as well as the intake of spicy and irritating foods

It is not said that eating spicy can cause hemorrhoids

But if you have hemorrhoids, you must not eat spicy

Because every bowel movement in the future will be a one

- Sweaty life and death battle!

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Trick 2: Develop good bowel habits

Defecation should be attentive and not read books or play with mobile phones

Keep the skin around the "chrysanthemum" clean

It is best to wash your ass after pulling conditionally

(Don't think crooked!) )

Chrysanthemums are also flowers and also need to be cared for

It is recommended to wipe it with your left hand and repeat it again with your right hand

In order to achieve everything

If there is no condition, also prepare a pack of wet toilet paper

Trick 3: Massage + exercise

Massage your stomach clockwise to help prevent constipation

Try to avoid sitting, standing, and being active regularly

Exercise more, promote blood circulation and intestinal peristalsis

Prevent constipation and reduce hemorrhoids

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Trick 4: Lifting the anus

Regularly lift up the anus and relax

It is 1 lift exercise

Practice 50 times at a time, completed in 5 to 10 minutes

Helps to promote blood circulation and prevent hemorrhoids

02 How to treat hemorrhoids scientifically?

If the "chrysanthemum" appears itchy, painful, inflamed, etc

Potassium permanganate tablets can be dissolved in warm water, sitz bath

2 to 3 times a day for 15 minutes

You can also consult your doctor for suppositories, ointments, or lotions

If the drug does not relieve

There are also injection therapy, rubber ring ligation therapy, hemorrhoidal artery ligation method and so on

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

If the above methods do not work well

It can also be treated surgically

Simple hemorrhoid resection is indicated for internal hemorrhoids of 2nd and 3rd degrees and mixed hemorrhoids

Anastomotic hemorrhoidal cyclotomy is indicated for internal hemorrhoids of 3rd and 4 degrees

Thrombotic external hemorrhoid stripping is indicated for thrombotic external hemorrhoids

Young people with "hemorrhoids" should not be afraid

Follow the science and don't mess around at home

Think of Xiao Wu, who almost lost his life

There is one thing that I almost forgot to remind you:

After treating hemorrhoids, be sure to buy a stress relief cushion

Hollow designed seat cushion in the middle

It can make the anus suspended and breathable, avoiding pressure

You get the idea

I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

Already told you so much!

Don't believe in folk remedies anymore!

Special Author: Zhou Zhanfan | Attending surgeon of the Second Hospital of Shunyi District, Beijing

Review expert: Zhang Zhipeng | Deputy Chief Physician of The Department of General Surgery, Peking University Third Hospital

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I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself, but I almost killed myself!

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