Speaking of ruthless people
It is necessary to mention a former Soviet doctor
Leonid Rogozov
In 1961 he was at the Antarctic Research Station
I had a successful appendicitis surgery for myself
Eventually, it will last for a hundred years
There are such cruel people today
Xiao Wu, who is plagued by hemorrhoids
I had a hemorrhoid surgery on myself
outcome...... He almost died young
As the saying goes, "ten men and nine hemorrhoids, ten women and ten hemorrhoids"
Everyone is a person who has an unspeakable hidden chrysanthemum
There's nothing to be embarrassed about
Let's watch Xiao Wu's past together
I am Xiao Wu, a social animal
He is 35 years old, unmarried, has no house, no car and no children
I hope to tie a happy marriage with a beautiful and white woman who has a house and a car
Sorry to go off the wrong set
I felt kikube discomfort a few years ago
Frequent constipation, sometimes bleeding from the stool
"Chrysanthemums" are often damp and itchy, accompanied by pain
I think so
I may have hemorrhoids
Why don't you go to the hospital?
You register me! You help me take a leave of absence!"
The boss deducted the salary you give me to make up ah!
OK, I calm down and say well
After all, it is not a big problem, and the cost of going to the hospital is too high
So I went online to find a variety of "hemorrhoid" treatments
As an excellent polytechnic man
I have a strong hands-on ability and I love to practice
That's it
I've been battling hemorrhoids
But it didn't work much, and it was more serious
1 week ago, after I got on the big one
Stained the entire toilet red
Pain and pain
I finally made up my mind
Go to the hospital!
The doctor said that it was indeed hemorrhoids
Both internal and external hemorrhoids are still mixed hemorrhoids
And it seems to be very serious, and surgery has to be considered
I didn't say yes
One comes to the pocket shyness
Second, I don't think it's just a small hemorrhoid
I have never heard of hemorrhoids requiring surgery
Take some medicine and go home
But after a few days, the amount of bleeding was still large
Damp, painful, foreign body sensation is pronounced
It felt like the whole ass wasn't my own anymore
Plus seeing news like this
And such a cruel person
Again, I was ready to do a big job
Completely solve this shameful puzzle
The tools are ready
I followed the online "Hemorrhoids Tutorial"
Start to play to the strengths of science and engineering men
pain!
In addition to pain, it still hurts!
And dizziness!
Good thing the roommate next door heard it
Come over and take a look, frightened
Quickly called the emergency
The cause of hemorrhoids is unclear
At present, there are two main doctrines
It starts with the theory of evolution...
Walking upright is one of the hallmarks of human beings
But the price of becoming a "higher animal" is hemorrhoids
Walking upright puts a lot of pressure on Kikube
The ass at the bottom of the torso
Blood circulation is affected
Venous blood flow from the anorectal region is not smooth
Especially when standing, sitting, and squatting for a long time
The rectal cavity is always in a state of high pressure
May affect peripheral venous return
Over time, the veins near the chrysanthemums dilate
A soft venous mass is formed, which is hemorrhoids[1]
(Self-made by the Medical Code)
Let's look at the theory of pad removal
There is a ring-shaped vascular pad under the mucosa
It is composed of venous blood vessels, smooth muscle, etc
Abbreviated as pad
The pad is like a traffic policeman, directing the traffic of the anus
Usually, the pad is contracted, and the canal can be plugged
It's like locking chrysanthemums
Prevent the sticks from sneaking out
When you get the Brain Command's PullIngham command
The pad will only be unlocked and released
It would have been an easy job
But if you pull the stick too hard
The pads will be doubly stressed
accumulate over a long period
The pad comrade will leave the beloved job
Chrysanthemums are squeezed out
At this point, it has a new name
- Hemorrhoids
Dry stools, frequent times, and squats for too long
Alcoholic, spicy, lack of crude fiber intake
It will also make the "chrysanthemum" pressure mountain[2]
Long-term diarrhea, constipation, as well as fertility, tumors and other factors
It can also induce hemorrhoids
Hemorrhoids cannot be cured for a long time and may induce rectal lesions
Even rectal cancer[2]
If it is difficult to go to the toilet, and the stool is bloody, it must be
drive! tight! above! medical! courtyard!
Many people have heard of external hemorrhoids, internal hemorrhoids, and mixed hemorrhoids
What does that mean?
This is different depending on where the hemorrhoids grow
Do a classification[3]
Internal hemorrhoids generally grow under the mucosa at the end of the rectum
Clinically divided into 4 degrees
External hemorrhoids are visible on the surface of the skin and at the edge of the anus
May cause "chrysanthemums" to get wet, itchy, and painful
However, there is generally no bleeding
Mixed hemorrhoids, that is, internal hemorrhoids and external hemorrhoids exist at the same time
Inside and outside are connected, with no obvious boundaries
Generally, internal hemorrhoids develop above 3 degrees to form mixed hemorrhoids
Gradually aggravated, it will protrude from the anus
Grows like a "lotus mist" on the anus
Throughout the ages, the battle between humans and hemorrhoids has never stopped
And strange tricks keep popping up
Words speak of 1700 BC
In ancient Egypt, the first generation of "fighting hemorrhoids" methods appeared:
Grind the acacia leaves and cook them, spreading over a fine linen cloth
Just stuff in the chrysanthemums
By 460 BC
Ancient Greek physicians invented version 2.0
Tie the hemorrhoids with very thick wool thread
Let it necrotic off on its own
Time comes to the Middle Ages
The "fighting hemorrhoids" method is more exciting, comparable to the ten major tortures
In the absence of anesthesia
Burn the hemorrhoids to death with a soldering iron that burns red
Let's look at the wisdom crystallization of the ancients on the mainland
The Zhuangzi Miscellaneous Commentaries on the Imperial Kou records:
The King of Qin was sick and summoned a doctor, and those who broke the carbuncle and collapsed acne got a ride
Those who lick hemorrhoids get five times a car, and the more they are cured, the more they get
That's right, "licking hemorrhoids" is licking hemorrhoids with your mouth
There are also reliable ancients
The Fifty-Two Prescriptions for Illness records:
Put the dog's bladder on a small bamboo tube, insert the chrysanthemum and blow
After blowing it up, it is dragged outwards to expose the hemorrhoids, and then cut them off with a knife
It is coated with concocted skullcap and is perfect
But sometimes, it may be dragged out along with the anus
What to do?
Hang upside down!
No way
Cold water shrinks!
Not yet
Probably not...
Fortunately, we live in an era of advanced medical technology
Don't accept the ravages of these bizarre methods
01 A treasure trove of hemorrhoid prevention
Even if your chrysanthemums are not uncomfortable
Also do the following points:
Trick 1: Pay attention to eating
Eat more foods that are rich in dietary fiber
Fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains, whole grains, beans, etc
Reduces high protein, high fat, and alcohol
as well as the intake of spicy and irritating foods
It is not said that eating spicy can cause hemorrhoids
But if you have hemorrhoids, you must not eat spicy
Because every bowel movement in the future will be a one
- Sweaty life and death battle!
Trick 2: Develop good bowel habits
Defecation should be attentive and not read books or play with mobile phones
Keep the skin around the "chrysanthemum" clean
It is best to wash your ass after pulling conditionally
(Don't think crooked!) ）
Chrysanthemums are also flowers and also need to be cared for
It is recommended to wipe it with your left hand and repeat it again with your right hand
In order to achieve everything
If there is no condition, also prepare a pack of wet toilet paper
Trick 3: Massage + exercise
Massage your stomach clockwise to help prevent constipation
Try to avoid sitting, standing, and being active regularly
Exercise more, promote blood circulation and intestinal peristalsis
Prevent constipation and reduce hemorrhoids
Trick 4: Lifting the anus
Regularly lift up the anus and relax
It is 1 lift exercise
Practice 50 times at a time, completed in 5 to 10 minutes
Helps to promote blood circulation and prevent hemorrhoids
02 How to treat hemorrhoids scientifically?
If the "chrysanthemum" appears itchy, painful, inflamed, etc
Potassium permanganate tablets can be dissolved in warm water, sitz bath
2 to 3 times a day for 15 minutes
You can also consult your doctor for suppositories, ointments, or lotions
If the drug does not relieve
There are also injection therapy, rubber ring ligation therapy, hemorrhoidal artery ligation method and so on
If the above methods do not work well
It can also be treated surgically
Simple hemorrhoid resection is indicated for internal hemorrhoids of 2nd and 3rd degrees and mixed hemorrhoids
Anastomotic hemorrhoidal cyclotomy is indicated for internal hemorrhoids of 3rd and 4 degrees
Thrombotic external hemorrhoid stripping is indicated for thrombotic external hemorrhoids
Young people with "hemorrhoids" should not be afraid
Follow the science and don't mess around at home
Think of Xiao Wu, who almost lost his life
There is one thing that I almost forgot to remind you:
After treating hemorrhoids, be sure to buy a stress relief cushion
Hollow designed seat cushion in the middle
It can make the anus suspended and breathable, avoiding pressure
You get the idea
Already told you so much!
Don't believe in folk remedies anymore!
Special Author: Zhou Zhanfan | Attending surgeon of the Second Hospital of Shunyi District, Beijing
Review expert: Zhang Zhipeng | Deputy Chief Physician of The Department of General Surgery, Peking University Third Hospital
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