Son's birthday present to father

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Boss Zhang is going to have a birthday tomorrow, in order to make the employees eat well and drink well at the birthday party, they can also count on the painstaking efforts, in the afternoon, according to their own sons, it is said that they are leading everyone to find a characteristic hotel to feel the feeling, if you like it, if you like it, you will find other hotels, everyone changed their clothes after work, and happily followed the small boss to the restaurant to eat.

The boss is already a fast running six people, but there are always beautiful women around to change one after another, each looks not like a flower, but also a young and beautiful, plus Pingsu in front of everyone love to show off, scandals have been endless, everyone is very casual when laughing together, as soon as he opens his mouth, he talks in this big family of the "boy country", plus some water pointing always makes employees laugh continuously, so that those legends that once were once known, only he himself knows best.

Recently, everyone is also talking about this little boss who has just turned twenty years old is not a good bird, two days ago, there was a polite girl in a nearby village who suddenly stopped looking for him, asking why it turned out that she was pregnant by this "little fresh meat", afraid of losing people to do the abortion.

This "small fresh meat" pingsu see everyone always laughing left hand hand cigarette right hand lighting, and everyone can also talk, can be regarded as unrestrained, everyone sometimes says that the boss has not paid the salary when the time comes, lest he scold for a while, this guy is more fierce than others, and everyone laughs for a while and thinks that it is the same as nothing.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors, a few young men who were a few years older than the little boss and were not married asked: "Hey, hey, you guy share your experience with everyone, how can you please your wife and make girls like themselves?!" ”

The little boss don't look at the age is not big, the wife who is now married, that is the same table in elementary school, people do look a little posture. Hearing everyone's questions, he blushed at the face that had been drinking some wine, and said mysteriously with his legs shaking: "I don't know, maybe I inherited my father's genes!" ”

The mother of the small boss and the old boss are not the famous media of the Two Eight Classics, some people say that his mother is the boss's "little three", growing up to recognize the ancestors and return to the ancestors, the father and son met, in front of the face of everyone is always called brother and brother, that casual force is not to mention.

When everyone has eaten and drunk enough, they have talked about the boss tomorrow's life can not just eat ah, and the small boss to discuss tomorrow to see if it is a big birthday cake for everyone!

When the little boss heard everyone say that they had set a birthday gift, he patted his thigh and said: "Everyone just eat well and drink well, I have thought about the gift thing, don't feel embarrassed to go over." ”

When everyone asked what gifts to prepare, the little boss shook his head and went to the counter to buy the bill, took the hand-torn invoice and walked to the front of everyone, squinted his eyes and said unhurriedly: "I think he is old, or buy some health care products, like what 'Wego' or 'golden gun'."

If you don't fall, you'll get it.

Listening to the little boss's words, everyone looked at each other, you look at me, I looked at you, and coaxed a big laugh to leave the hotel.