The section chief invited the newly appointed director to his home for dinner. At the dinner table, the section chief offered to let his 5-year-old son recognize the director as a dry father. The director happily agreed, and at the same time, smiling and asking what was sitting on the sidelines

The section chief invited the newly appointed director to his home for dinner. At the dinner table, the section chief offered to let his 5-year-old son recognize the director as a dry father. The director happily agreed, and at the same time, he smiled and asked the son of the section chief who was sitting next to him: "Little fellow, are you happy?" "I don't like it and can't do anything," said the little guy pouting, "last night, I heard my father say to my mother, 'I don't want my son to put a wolf on him.'" “

The sister-in-law scored 546 points in the college entrance examination, and the score line of a book was exactly 545 points, but she was happy to be broken, and she happily sent a circle of friends: "Haha, what luck am I, the admission line is 545 points, I just took the test 546 points." The old man was immediately the first to comment below, saying: "Haha, what a coincidence, my daughter also scored 546 points in the college entrance examination!" The sister-in-law was stunned at that time, and replied at the bottom: "Dad, do you have any other daughters besides me?"