(i)
In the New Year, Xiao Nan went to his cousin's house as a guest, but when he looked left and right, he didn't see his cousin's figure. Xiao Nan searched for a long time, and finally saw the figure of his cousin in the basement. It turned out that the cousin was typing at the computer. plane.
However, Xiaonan did not understand and asked his cousin what he was doing? At that time, my cousin was very embarrassed and could not find a reason to prevaricate. Suddenly, seeing the Jin Yong martial arts next to me, the spirit machine moved and said, I am practicing martial arts, Jiuyang Shengong, you hurry up, otherwise I will go into the fire.
Xiao Nan heard that this martial art was so powerful that he could still go into the fire, so he deeply remembered his cousin's actions. When the kindergarten starts and the performance is to be held, the teacher asks the children below, what are their specialties? Xiao Nan raised his hand high, saying that he knew martial arts and was very powerful.
The teacher was very happy and let Xiaonan come on stage to perform a performance for everyone. Xiao Nan looked up with his chest up, walked onto the stage proudly, then took a deep breath and took off his pants...
Then, Xiao Nan was laughed at for many years because of this, and he hated the cousin who taught him martial arts.
Lao Wang said: Every shadow of our childhood, as well as a moment of shame, stands behind a relative or parent of a pit baby.
(ii)
Xiaoying is an introverted child who usually does not like to talk, but obeys the teacher's words. On that day, the teacher assigned a homework to express the filial piety of the children to their respective parents, and then recorded the process of action and handed it to the school, and the students who did a good job were rewarded.
Xiaoying's classmates are very active, some wash their parents' feet, some wash their hair, some cut their nails, and some bathe their parents... However, the child in the bath had been beaten by his parents because he had been videotaped and did not play mosaics.
Xiaoying also wanted to wash her parents' feet and hair, but her parents were very busy at work, and when they opened their eyes in the morning, their parents had already gone out, and when they fell asleep at night, their parents came home. Xiaoying has not been able to find the opportunity, watching the classmates hand in their homework one by one, she is very anxious. The same table looked at her anxious look, gave her an idea, and gave her parents a kowtow, which is also a way to express filial piety.
When she got home at night, Xiaoying didn't sleep until her parents returned. The father drank wine and lay in bed and soon fell asleep. Xiaoying quietly slipped in, set up a video camera, and then took off her father's shoes, covered the quilt from head to toe, and then solemnly knelt down and gave his father on the bed three kowtows.
When the bump was over, Xiaoying was very satisfied, just remembered, suddenly turned back, and saw the mother behind her looking at herself in shock, with a look of worry and panic.
Later, Xiaoying's father had a problem, and when he saw others prostrating, he would reflexively want to lift that person up.
Lao Wang said: As a child, filial piety to parents is a good thing, but it is good to put it in your heart, and you must not express it casually, otherwise you will be killed.