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Many people should know, or have seen, that a few years ago, in the small garden at the gate of the old campus of Shandong Normal University (East Wenhua Road), there was a uncle with a lumpy habit, who was dangling there all year round. I've seen it

Many people should know, or have seen, that a few years ago, in the small garden at the gate of the old campus of Shandong Normal University (East Wenhua Road), there was a uncle with a lumpy habit, who was dangling there all year round.

I've met him a few times. Dry and scruffy, disheveled. Strange look. I think he has some mental problems, but I'm not sure.

Later, a girl from Shandong University Medical College mentioned this person to me and told me about this situation:

The girl participated in a foreign teacher organization of what "bird watching photography association", the specific name I forgot, anyway, is to take a cannon barrel everywhere to shoot all kinds of birds. There are some big trees in the courtyard of the mountain master, and in the spring and summer, there will be a lot of birds such as sparrows (it seems to be) chirping there for two sessions. The girl carried the cannon barrel to complete the bird shooting homework on the weekend, and looked for birds in the dizzy trees on her neck. It was also evil that day, and I couldn't shoot a single one. In a hurry, Uncle Lu Yin came. Looking around at no one, uncle was one or twenty meters away, took off his pants at the sister, and took out a small sparrow to demonstrate to the sister .

The girl was at a loss. She said to me: A few days ago I just started to practice outside the urology, what chickens and eggs have seen a lot, uncle that really belongs to the next product, black is not slippery, listless. The girl glanced at it a few times and sighed. Suddenly I thought of the cannon in my hand. Somehow dripping, I picked it up and slapped at the uncle's sparrow. Uncle did not realize at first, teeth smiled at the sister, the sister more and more fierce, snapping, snapping, snapping, snapping, uncle messed up, set up a bird through the pavilion, hiding under Grandpa Mao's feet.

It is said that the uncle did not appear in the mountain division for a long time after that; it is said that many boys in the mountain division believed that there was a female pervert on the campus, and specially took the cannon barrel to shoot the boy Tintin. For a time, curtains were hung in the boys' dormitory buildings, and the school also strengthened the protection measures for the men's toilet, often with security guards holding batons more than two meters long at the door of the men's toilet

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