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The State of Qi wanted to take advantage of the fact that it had just defeated the Wei army, and the wei state's internal military strength was weak and the people were panicked, and continued to march and destroy the state of Wei. One person felt that this matter was very unreliable, so he said to Wei Hou, "Don't you like to hunt, and today I will tell you a hunting story." Han Zilu, you have heard of this famous dog, it is a black breed dog from South Korea, and it runs the fastest in the world's good dogs. Dongguo Jun, you should also have heard, is a specialty of Dongguo Mountain, a kind of rabbit, is also a well-known Scud.
Once, Han Zilu had his eye on Dong Guo Jun, and he had to catch it, and the two animals ran wildly, bypassing three mountains and crossing five beams. The rabbit ran straight in front of him, the dog chased after him until he was tired and vomited blood, and finally the two guys were exhausted and exhausted. At this time, an old man who passed by the land, without any effort, picked up the two animals and added vegetables to himself. ”
"Now if you want to continue to advance troops, you will have to fight with the State of Wei for a long time, and as a result, the military strength of both Qi and Wei will suffer huge losses, and the national strength will be almost lost." Really to that point, do you think that Qin and Chu can't pick up the cheap? When the time comes, they will clean up after us, but it will be as easy as the old man who farms to pick up dogs and rabbits. ”
The person who said this was Chun Yu Jie.
Chun Yu was not proud of his appearance, he looked very obscene, short and thin, and he could not even say a daughter-in-law, so he had to plug the door upside down, became the son-in-law of the Old Tian family, and became a relative of the Qi royal family, so he could talk to Qi Weihou.
Why does the girlfriend of the Old Tian family look at such a person?
It turned out that there was an old custom in the country of Qi, the eldest daughter in the family should be responsible for the sacrifice of ancestors for life, can not marry, if you want to get married, you can only recruit a husband who plugs in the door. Ordinary men are not willing to be the son-in-law of the upside-down door, so a man like Chun Yujie can find a very decent woman as a door-to-door son-in-law.
People are not visible, and the sea is incomparable. Don't look at Chun Yu's appearance, people just have the ability.
In 349 BC, the State of Chu launched a large army to attack the State of Qi. The Marquis of Qiwei sent Chun Yu as an emissary to the Zhao Kingdom to move the rescue troops, and gave Chun Yu a hundred pounds of gold and ten sets of carriages. Chun Yujie felt that this emissary was too cold, which would make Zhao Guo look down on him and insult the mission of this envoy. However, it was not convenient to say clearly, Chun Yu looked up at the sky and laughed, laughing so much that his hat fell to the ground.
When Qi Weihou saw it, he was very displeased, so he asked, "Does Sir think I have given me less?" ”
Chun Yuji quickly replied, "How dare you?" ”
"Then what are you laughing at?" King Qi Wei asked.
Chun Yu replied unhurriedly: "I am laughing at a man I saw on the side of the road today, who was sacrificing to the god of the land, and only placed a pig's trotter and a pot of wine, but prayed: 'May there be a great harvest year, the harvest will be very easy, and the barren mountains can also get a full car of firewood.' Grain is abundant, grain is full. I saw that he had taken so little but pursued so much, so I laughed. ”
When Qi Weihou heard this, he certainly understood chun Yu's meaning. All of a sudden, a lot of gift money was added. Thousands of gold, ten pairs of white bi, and a hundred sets of carriages. Chun Yujie then bid farewell to the King of Qi Wei and went to the Zhao Kingdom. King Zhao gave him 100,000 elite soldiers and a thousand carriages, and drove back to the Qi kingdom. The State of Chu heard about it and hurriedly withdrew its troops overnight.
Qi Weihou was very happy and put wine in the harem to celebrate. He summoned Chun Yu and gave him wine to drink. Asked him, "How much can you drink before you get drunk, sir?" ”
Chun Yuji wanted to take this opportunity to persuade the prince that he could no longer live a life of heavy wine, drinking all night, and ignoring state affairs. As soon as the spirit moved, he replied, "The minister is drunk when he drinks a bucket, and he is drunk when he drinks a stone." ”
"What are these words?" Qi Weihou was not happy when he heard it, "Sir, he was drunk after drinking a bucket, how can he still drink a stone?" You should have a saying for me to understand. ”
Chun Yuji then said something slowly: "It depends on the circumstances under which you drink." As today, in front of the king, the law enforcement is on the side, and the supervision of the imperial history is behind, I am deeply afraid that there will be no form after drinking, so I drink according to the rules, but I am drunk when I fight; if I drink in a relative's house, I have to sit in a precarious position, get up several times to wish the birthday of the elderly, then I can't drink two buckets and get drunk; if it is a long-time reunion of friends, everyone is happy to reminisce about the past, and they can communicate freely, then they can drink five or six buckets before getting drunk; if it is a man and a woman sitting together, gambling with each other on the order of drinking, and everyone is wandering skeletons. There are earrings thrown by women in the front and hairpins thrown by men in the back. I like this kind of occasion, then, drinking eight buckets is only two points drunk;
If it was late, the man and the woman were sitting on a bench, spending time and drinking, the lights in the hall were also extinguished, and the host left me to let the other guests go away, and sent me a beautiful woman to untie her dress, so that I could smell the greasy fragrance of her skin. At this time, I am very excited, enough to drink a stone. Therefore, if the wine is drunk to the extreme, it will be involved in sexual immorality, and when happiness reaches its peak, it will certainly produce sorrow. This is true of all things, and it should not be taken too far. If you go too far, you will go in the opposite direction. ”
Qi Weihou had already let Chun Yuji blush and white for a while. He knew that Chun Yujie's "mixed sitting of men and women", "spending days and drinking", "lights out in the hall", and "beautiful skirt solution" were all descriptions of his Qiwei King's behavior. Knowing Chun Yu's bitter heart, he replied, "Well said! From then on, he adopted Chun Yu's sarcasm and stopped drinking in the long night.
Marquis Yu of Qiwei was made the principal guest of the princes, equivalent to the later Hongxuqing. It is ridiculous that a man of humble appearance and short stature presides over the ceremony.
Once, when the Marquis of Qiwei sent Chun Yu to the Chu Kingdom, the King of Chu Wei saw that he was short in stature and sneered, "Can't the State of Qi find a decent person?" And sent sir you! What is sir's specialty? ”
This time, Chun Yuji did not use a hidden language but said bluntly: "I don't have any special skills, only a seven-foot long sword in my waist, which is used to kill the formless king." ”
King Chu Wei said with trepidation, "Please sir, I'm just joking with you." ”
This story can't help but remind people of the famous story of Yan Zi making Chu in history. Chun Yujie lived more than a hundred years later than YanZi, and he admired this sage in the history of the State of Qi, and also followed his example everywhere, both of them were short in stature and not amazing in appearance, but when they went to foreign countries, they both used their talents and temperament to convince the arrogant and rude Chu Jun and maintain the dignity of the State of Qi.
The fact that king Chu Wei was bored with himself tells us: You can't look at people.
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