What famous jokes are there in history?

Talk about a few short ones.

1、

The vaudeville actor Oliver marries Churchill's daughter Sarah, who is at odds with Oliver.

One day, Oliver took the initiative to talk to his father-in-law and asked who was the person he most admired in World War II?

Churchill replied clearly: "Mussolini." ”

Oliver was shocked and asked, "Why?" ”

Churchill said unabashedly: "He had the courage to shoot his son-in-law." ”

2、

At noon on June 6, 581 BC, on this day, The Duke of Jinjing was preparing to taste the new wheat, when he suddenly felt that his stomach was swollen, so he went to the toilet to, and accidentally fell into the dung pit and died. Mr. Ji Ru was probably the first person in history to die in the toilet, which is enough to make him famous in the history of Qingshi and passed down through the ages.

3、

After the outbreak of the War of Resistance Against Japan, Wang Jingwei and Chiang Kai-shek were full of contradictions, he took Vietnam, claiming that he wanted to go to France to avoid risks, but his secretary was assassinated by agents sent by Dai Kasa, Wang Jingwei thought about it and decided to go to Tokyo to negotiate surrender with Japan.

Some people suggested that Chiang Kai-shek should simply be persuaded to participate in the peace talks with Japan, which meant that he should not be targeted by the public and let Jiang "share" the insults, but he was unexpectedly choked back by Wang Jingwei's wife, Chen Bijun.

Chen Bijun said, "Is it true that Mr. Wang must also be ranked behind Chiang Kai-shek when he is a traitor?" ”

4、

Ling Yuntai was just formed, and the list of birth questions was given up, and the list was nailed first and the title was not solved. With the birth of the cage, make the list of books.

Twenty-five feet to the ground, because of the danger, the beard is white.

He threw his pen and burned it, and abstained from this method of abstinence from his descendants, and wrote the decree of the house.

5、

The two men were not related by blood and had never met, but their looks and names were exactly the same.

Because of this coincidence, the two went to the same prison.

So the government began large-scale fingerprint collection.

6、

Rabinovich distributed leaflets on Red Square and was arrested by the KGB.

He argued: "The leaflets I sent out were white paper with nothing written on them, so why did you arrest me?" ”

The KGB agent sneered, "Don't pretend to be stupid, who doesn't know what to write on there." ”

7、

It is said that Khrushchev made some films publicized by government decrees and forced the people to watch them.

He wanted to know the reaction of the people, so he went out on a tour...

On this day, he came to a cinema in Moscow, and when the film ended, the audience stood up and applauded enthusiastically!

Khrushchev sat down and saw this scene, and his heart was quite satisfied!

At this time, the person next to him suddenly pushed his shoulder and whispered, "Hey! Don't you want to die? Don't hurry up and stand up and applaud! ”

8、

In the Ming Dynasty, there was a man who stayed in an inn at night in the summer and stole the cool mat from others in the morning.

He was later arrested and sentenced to death by county officials.

Master Ye was puzzled, saying that stealing the cool mat would be sentenced to death, but there was no legal reason to find it. The county official shook his head and said that Kong Shengren had said that it was okay to steal the table and die!

9、

In the early years of the Republic of China, when Zhang Xun was restored, Lei Zhenchun, the Head of the War Department, was "meritorious" in support of the establishment, and the Xuantong Emperor gave him the "Forbidden City Horseback Riding".

When the matter failed, Lei Zhenchun fled in a hurry and fled to the Zhengyang Gate, pretending to be a rickshaw driver. Unexpectedly, he was recognized and arrested.

Later, the newspaper had a sentence "Not riding a horse in the Forbidden City, but coming to Zhengyang Gate to pull a car." "Funny for a while.

10、

I wondered who the spider had saved? King of Scotland? Napoleon? Wellington? Zhu Yuanzhang? Washington? Liu Bocheng? Who the hell is that?

I've been confused for more than 30 years, who will solve it for me?