He Yan out of one upper link: three pounds of four two five flower meat, Ji Xiaolan to the lower link and Yan Khan are down
Speaking of qianlong ye of the Qing Dynasty, it is impossible to run hezhen. In the TV series "Iron Tooth Copper Tooth Ji Xiaolan", Qianlong Ye, He Yan, and Ji Xiaolan are inseparable. The deeds of these three people are more funny, always picking a small thorn at each other, loving and killing each other. These three people are always lively and lively to give everyone a PK!
Ji Xiaolan, who loves to smoke cigarette bags, and He Yanna, who likes treasure, are both masters who have their own preferences, but Ji Xiaolan is a good official; And Ji Xiaolan is a corrupt official, and the two people are always incompatible and tit-for-tat.
He Yan loves face and shows off; Ji Xiaolan always grasps this feature of He Yan, cleverly digs a pit, and then he yan just plants it headlong into it, sometimes it is not clear, so it looks a little funny.
Qianlong Ye is like the referee of the boxing match now, and He Yan and Ji Xiaolan are like the boxers of the two competitions. Often in the game, you punch me and kick me, and the fight is very happy! The referee looked quite interesting, and the audience seemed to be relishing it. Therefore, Qianlong Ye often put the two of him together to have fun. Micro-service private visits also took him two.
Visit folk, eating houses, and Yan Qiao out of the question
Once, Qianlong Ye was a little bored staying in the palace. Therefore, he asked the eunuch to go to the Hezhen family and Ji Xiaolan's house respectively, saying that they would have a private visit together. The two men understood the spirit, so they put on the long coats and clothes of ordinary readers, and waited at the gate of the palace.
After a while, the emperor also changed his clothes and came out. So they set off. Walking around along the way, I saw a stall selling women's jewelry on the side of the road, and I also picked it up to see it; when I saw a stall selling cloth, I also picked it up and touched it. At noon, the hungry grunted, and it happened that there was a restaurant on the side of the road. The group hurriedly walked in, found a seat and sat down; drank the tea brought by the shop, and chatted while waiting for the food to be served.
After a while, the shop has served all the dishes. When He Yan saw the fragrant pork belly, he suddenly came up with inspiration; so he quickly said to Qianlong Ye, "The minister looked at this pork belly and suddenly came up with a shanglian!" ”
As soon as Grandpa Qianlong listened, the rare straw bale and Yan yan could also take the initiative to say the right thing, just be a fun, help and cheer! So he said to Hezhen, "Let's get out of the upper league!" ”
With Qianlong's support, He Yan first looked at Ji Xiaolan proudly, and then triumphantly. That means that I am not given in vain, and I also have literary style.
Ji Xiaolan glanced at He Yan disdainfully, wanting to see what kind of ghost was there in this hezhen who had lost money?
He Yan withdrew his defiant look and turned to Qianlong with a flattering smile: "The shanglian of the subjects is: ''Three pounds of four or two pork belly'".
The people at the dinner table, listening to his uplink, felt a little interesting.
If there is an uplink on the wine table, then of course someone has to put it down. But for a while, everyone did not come up with a suitable lower link.
At this time, He Yan aimed his spearhead at Ji Xiaolan: "What? Ji University Fellow, you are only eight buckets high, learn rich five cars, come up with the next link ah? ”
Smoking bags, knocking on the table, Ji Yun throws bait
At this time, I saw that Ji Xiaolan stood up unhurriedly, cleared his throat, and knocked on the table with a cigarette bag and pot. Then he also smiled at Qianlong Ye: "The minister thought of a lower link, you listen!" ”
"Five, two, six, seven dollars and seven onions" After Qianlong Ye listened, he laughed loudly: "Your pair is also neat, but you obviously lack common sense, how can this onion be sold so expensive?" It seems that Lord Ji did not hear anything out of the window and was bent on reading only the books of the sages. I forgot to observe the people's feelings! ”
As a result, Ji Xiaolan was not only not mistaken by the Qianlong Emperor, but continued to retort: "Emperor, this green onion is so expensive, and the green onion in the imperial dining room in the palace was bought at this price." ”
Seven onions, three monarchs, each with questions?
When Qianlong heard it, how could there be such a thing? However, he was sweating profusely and had a headache at the dinner table. He didn't even calculate that this "five two six money seven onions" was involved in the matter of fishing silver from the imperial dining room. However, this pit was dug by himself.
Seeing that Qianlong Ye was a little angry, He Yan hurriedly advised: "Emperor, you see that we have been walking for half a day, and we are hungry; this dish has also been on the table for half a day, and if you don't eat it again, it will be cold." Let's eat something and talk about something else."
Ji Xiaolan made up his mind to find out about this matter. Ignoring He yan, he said to Qianlong: "Emperor, we are here to argue about the price of a green onion right or wrong, there is no meaning!" Why don't you just check the purchase records of the royal dining room, is it just five or two or six dollars? ”
Qianlong still has the heart to eat, his own imperial dining room onions are really so expensive, this is not a trivial matter, and may involve more corruption!
Corruption cases arising from the couplet
Boom! Qianlong Yehu had a face, and his chopsticks swung heavily on the table, and then he ordered someone to send the account book of the imperial dining room.
It wasn't long before the ledger of the imperial dining room was brought over by someone from the palace. Qianlong Ye took the ledger in his hand and flipped through the pages. Discover the ingredients purchased in the Imperial Dining Room, which are more expensive than outside. But he felt that this was very normal, after all, the things that entered the palace were all good things that had been picked, and it was normal for the price to be more expensive.
Then, Qianlong did not look at them one by one. Straight to the page of the record of buying onions. In fact, he really saw that the purchase price of green onions was five or two or six dollars. Qianlong Ye was furious at once! It turned out that Ji Xiaolan was right, and the emperor had also been deceived; this man dared to embezzle under the emperor's eyes, and his boldness was too great; the amount of money spent on buying green onions over time was not small, which was equivalent to the salary of two ordinary soldiers for a year.
Under the order of Qianlong Ye, let the relevant yamen thoroughly investigate to see who was embezzling in the imperial dining room, and even the silver that the emperor ate dared to embezzle?
Since the emperor inquired, naturally he quickly found out. It turned out that the initiator of "five two six money and seven onions" was Hezhen.
Qianlong Ye stared at Hezhen fiercely, watching this giant rat that he had raised with his own hands, and the five tastes were miscellaneous! On the other hand, he was sweating profusely, kneeling down with a loud cry, weeping bitterly at Qianlong, and constantly apologizing.
Although Qianlong Ye liked he was flattered, he could not spare him and punished him in public. But this also left a hidden danger for Hezhen. Since then, Qianlong Ye has already calculated in his mind, planning to leave this big rat to his son to clean up.
This time, he really lifted the stone to his feet, showing that the literary style was not successful, but exposed his corruption. Ji Xiaolan was worthy of being a talent in compiling the Siku Quanshu, and through a simple couplet, he exposed the traces of corruption. It can be seen that doing things is also about timing and methods, and doing good things must also grasp the opportunity!