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My mom said to me, "You're too lazy to do anything." I said, "If I'm diligent, you won't know me." My mom replied, "Why don't I know you?

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My mom said to me, "You're too lazy to do anything." ”

I said, "If I'm diligent, you won't know me." ”

My mom replied, "Why don't I know you? You're just lazy, too lazy like a pig." ”

I said, "Then you still say I'm lazy, and if you don't do anything, you'll command me." ”

My mom said, "You're not like me, I'm too lazy to move, you're too lazy to think." ”

I said, "It's better to be too lazy to think about what's going on? than to be too lazy to move." ”

My mom replied, "People who are too lazy to think will get more and more stupid, and people who are too lazy to move will only get fatter and fatter." ”

I said, "It's good to be fat, and if you're fat, no one will grab food from me." ”

My mom said, "You're a man who can think of anything." ”

I said, "Because I'm an optimistic person." ”

My mother replied, "What's the use of being optimistic, optimistic people have to become monks in the end." ”

I said, "What's wrong with being a monk, you can eat fasting and chanting Buddha all day long." ”

My mother said, "What do you call this, don't you have to eat when you are a monk?"

I said, "Of course not, the monk only eats vegetarian food, not meat." ”

My mother replied, "Who are you fooling? The monk is also going to have dinner." ”

I said, "So what do they eat?"

My mom said, "Of course I'm a vegetarian, otherwise what else can I eat?"

I said, "Well, they're vegetarians, so they don't gain weight." ”

My mom said, "You're raising the bar, I'm too lazy to tell you." ”

I said, "Don't be angry, I'm just kidding." ”

My mom said, "You're like that, you're never a brain. ”

I said, "I'm a straightforward person, what to say." ”

My mom said, "Your character will suffer in the future." ”

I said, "No, I'm a smart man." ”

My mom said, "What's the use of being smart, it's not about getting married and having children in the end." ”

I said, "What's wrong with getting married and having children, you can have someone to live with me." ”

My mom said, "You're escaping from reality, and you're afraid to face the difficulties of life." ”

I said, "I'm not escaping reality, I just don't want to be so tired." ”

My mom said, "That's not right, life isn't easy." ”

I said, "But I've worked hard, and I still feel like life is hard." ”

My mom said, "That's because you're not trying hard enough to find your way yet." ”

I said, "I've worked hard, every day. ”

My mom replied, "Do you call that hard work? ”

I said, "I've worked really hard, don't believe you look at my hands." ”

I stretched out my hand, which was full of calluses.

My mom said, "Is this the result of your efforts?"

I said, "Of course, I have to do laundry, cook, sweep and mop every day." ”

My mom said, "These are things that women should do, men don't do that." ”

I said, "What should the man do?"

My mom said, "Men should earn money to support their families and provide a better life for women and children." ”

I said, "But I don't make much money, and I can barely support myself." ”

My mom said, "That's because you didn't work hard, you didn't work hard." ”

I said, "I've worked hard, but I still feel like life is hard." ”

My mom said, "That's because you're in a bad state of mind and need to be adjusted." ”

I said, "How?"

My mom said, "If you go out and talk to your friends more, you'll feel better." ”

I said, "But I don't have time, I'm busy every day." ”

My mom said, "No matter how busy you are, you have to find time to relax, otherwise your body will not be able to bear it." ”

I said, "I see, I'll take notice." ”

My mom said, "You're just too lazy to do anything." ”

I said, "If I'm diligent, you won't know me." ”

My mom replied, "Why don't I know you? You're just lazy, too lazy like a pig." ”

I said, "Then you still say I'm lazy, and if you don't do anything, you'll command me." ”

My mom said, "You're not like me, I'm too lazy to move, you're too lazy to think." ”

I said, "It's better to be too lazy to think about what's going on? than to be too lazy to move." ”

My mom replied, "People who are too lazy to think will get more and more stupid, and people who are too lazy to move will only get fatter and fatter." ”

I said, "It's good to be fat, and if you're fat, no one will grab food from me." ”

My mom said, "You're a man who can think of anything." ”

I said, "Because I'm an optimistic person." ”

My mother replied, "What's the use of being optimistic, optimistic people have to become monks in the end." ”

I said, "What's wrong with being a monk, you can eat fasting and chanting Buddha all day long." ”

My mother said, "What do you call this, don't you have to eat when you are a monk?"

I said, "Of course not, the monk only eats vegetarian food, not meat." ”

My mother replied, "Who are you fooling? The monk is also going to have dinner." ”

I said, "So what do they eat?"

My mom said, "Of course I'm a vegetarian, otherwise what else can I eat?"

I said, "Well, they're vegetarians, so they don't gain weight." ”

My mom said, "You're raising the bar, I'm too lazy to tell you." ”

I said, "Don't be angry, I'm just kidding." ”

My mom said, "You're like that, you're never a brain. ”

I said, "I'm a straightforward person, what to say." ”

My mom said, "Your character will suffer in the future." ”

I said, "No, I'm a smart man." ”

My mom said, "What's the use of being smart, it's not about getting married and having children in the end." ”

I said, "What's wrong with getting married and having children, you can have someone to live with me." ”

My mom said, "You're escaping from reality, and you're afraid to face the difficulties of life." ”

I said, "I didn't run away

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My mom said to me, "You're too lazy to do anything." I said, "If I'm diligent, you won't know me." My mom replied, "Why don't I know you?
My mom said to me, "You're too lazy to do anything." I said, "If I'm diligent, you won't know me." My mom replied, "Why don't I know you?
My mom said to me, "You're too lazy to do anything." I said, "If I'm diligent, you won't know me." My mom replied, "Why don't I know you?
My mom said to me, "You're too lazy to do anything." I said, "If I'm diligent, you won't know me." My mom replied, "Why don't I know you?
My mom said to me, "You're too lazy to do anything." I said, "If I'm diligent, you won't know me." My mom replied, "Why don't I know you?

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