"Take out the money or it will kill you!" The moon was dark and the wind was high, and a group of robbers jumped out of the grass on the side of the road, holding a knife and forcing a man walking alone. The robbed man said unhurriedly: "I am Wang Xi from the supply and marketing cooperative, and I just returned from playing mahjong." The robbers heard this, put the knife into their sheaths, turned and left.
Is this Wang Xi a hero?
No.
Is martial arts high?
He doesn't know martial arts at all.
In that case, why did the robber turn around and leave as soon as he heard his name?
There is no reason, only because Wang Xi just returned from playing mahjong. And the whole town, and even the surrounding people, know that Wang Xi, who has just finished playing mahjong, must be cleaner than his face in his pocket.
Wang Xi is an ordinary employee of the supply and marketing cooperative, with an average family, a kind temperament, and a diligent worker, except for his love of playing mahjong, he really can't find other shortcomings.
It's just that Wang Xi really loves to play mahjong too much, and not playing one a day is like losing his soul; Not fighting for three days is like having a serious illness.
The point is that he plays mahjong and hardly wins. And he has repeatedly lost battles and become more and more courageous.
Is it that Wang Xi played too badly?
If you say so, Wang Xi will definitely fight with you. Instead of admitting that he played his cards badly, Wang Xi also thought that he played his cards well.
It's the kind of good that can't be better, and it can simply compete with the God of Gamblers.
It's just that this is just Wang Xi himself thinks so.
For example, a hand, a person can see a color of sliver, and obviously has listened, if it is Hu, it must be a big beard.
In this case, the remaining three families will hide from the fight, and then catch the sliver, especially Shengzhang, even if it is dismantled, it will not be hit again, so as not to light the cannon.
Wang Xi would not do this.
If he listens, he insists on watching. Even if he didn't listen, he didn't hide, and when he caught the sliver, he still did not make a mistake.
If he can't light the cannon, he will be proud, while staring at the other two, he said: "Look at you two, you have a mouse gall, people listened, they scared you two so that they can't play cards, and they also dismantled the listening, so that you can still win?" ”
The two were not convinced, so they retorted: "You didn't light it, it's pure luck, and you will be honest when you light the shot." ”
"How can this be said to be a hit of luck? This is the level, it is accurate judgment, otherwise why can't it be pointed? Wang Xi took a puff of cigarette and shook his head in disdain.
Some people who watched the excitement echoed maliciously: "Yes, it is that Kiko has a high level, and the broken cards are accurate." ”
Wang Xi became more and more confident, and then caught the sliver, obviously he could not fight, but in order to win the name of a gambling god, he also beat out.
But often walking by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet.
Lighting a cannon, in the face of other people's complaints, Wang Xi still cheered up: "He played four shang, and he never changed cards after that, do you think I don't know?" ”
"Then knowing that he listened, you still dare to make a note? Or raw Zhang? The two retorted.
Wang Xi would take out a cigarette at this time, orderly orderly, take a deep breath, and wait for the smoke to dissipate before slowly and methodically: "He listened to the four strips, who would have thought that he was nonsense?" Four or seven lines a trip, don't you know? ”
"It's just probability. Don't say that you didn't listen, even if you listened, you have to hide if you catch the sliver, if you really can't do it, you have to tear it down. If you are a big name, forget it, just your little Hu, there is not much money on the beard, if you light the cannon, you will feel better! ”
"Fortune is in danger! Yes...... People listened, you are afraid of people's beard, if you catch a dangerous Zhang, you will dismantle it, and you can still win money? Besides, you disassemble it, I disassemble it, wait for others to touch themselves? ”
"Self-touching is a small probability event after all."
"Then isn't my seven cannons also a small probability event?"
The two were so angry that they couldn't speak.
The onlookers laughed happily.
Wang Xi was still calm and relaxed, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, as if this cannon point made sense.
On the contrary, when there are no big names, Wang Xi will "pinch the cards", even if he listens to them.
In fact, in this case, even if you catch the insurance card, there is no need to dismantle it, because even if the other party is Hu, it is also a small Hu, and he can't lose much money, and if the other party does not Hu this card, then he still has the possibility of Hu.
And Wang Xi is still keen to "pinch" the other party's Xiao Hu's cards. What's even more infuriating is that when someone else is hooked, Wang Xi does not push the cards directly apart, but neatly opens them for everyone to see, and then points to the cards he "pinched", saying that so-and-so must be nonsense.
"Well, you are a kiko, I am a little beard, can you do this? We have a feud? The person who was "pinched" by Wang Xi was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
Wang Xi was not angry, and said with a gentle smile: "I'm not right people, it's against cards." What does this mean? This shows that I am accurate and at a high level. ”
Seeing this, the onlookers also echoed: "Yes, the level of Kiko is high, and the broken card is accurate." If it's me, I'll shoot early! ”
Wang Xi became more and more proud, smoked a cigarette, threw his head back, leaned his neck on the back of the chair, and while spitting out smoke rings, he seemed to say to himself, and seemed to say to the others: "Am I playing cards?" No, I play level, it is technology, win or lose to me like a floating cloud! ”
If you were Wang Xi and played cards like him, could you win?
You certainly can't win. So Wang Xi always loses.
Hence the "paragraph" at the beginning.
Therefore, Wang Xi became a celebrity in the town, even more famous than the mayor of the town.
Because Wang Xi always loses and does not listen to advice, his relationship with his wife has not been very good. After Wang Xi retired, when he was older, his wife, with the help of her children, paid Wang Xi's salary card.
At this time, Wang Xi ran out of money, and no one asked him to play mahjong.
However, just when his wife and children were secretly happy to successfully "help" Wang Xi quit his gambling addiction, Wang Xi was like a water-starved seedling, wilting day by day, and in less than a month, he actually lost ten pounds.
At this time, his wife panicked and hurriedly took out the money and asked Wang Xi to go out to play cards. Wang Xi gambled and couldn't go, and his wife had to personally play a card game.
With a mahjong card in hand, Wang Xi's eyes lit up again.
Now Wang Xi still plays and still loses, but he only takes out a small part of his pension every month, and he won't play this month if he loses.
Next month, it will remain the same.
You say, is Wang Xi a very interesting person?
Text: Zhou Muye #Autumn Life Punch Season##Talk about Chinese Culture ##Micro Headlines Punch ##爆料#
