The modern orient is undefeated.
I am known as the modern Oriental undefeated, every day either in the police station or on the way to the police station, whenever something bad happens, someone jumps out and says that I did it, the sow of Uncle Wang's house next door howled me in the middle of the night, and a blogger's door keyhole was blocked by me, it was simply outrageous to his brother to open the door outrageous.
Just because when brushing the video, I saw a hegemon pressing a needle on the middle finger with his index finger and ring finger, turning his wrist and flicking his middle finger gently, only listening to the sound of a flying needle fixed on a wooden board a meter away, and the comment area is the sunrise oriental solipsism, welcoming the return of the oriental sect leader.
I felt interesting and tried to practice a few times, but suddenly a progress bar popped up in front of me 5/10,000, I rubbed my eyes expecting that the progress bar would disappear, but I didn't expect it to still float in front of my eyes. When I was wondering, a cold electronic voice suddenly sounded in my mind, and it was still nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-five times before the next upgrade.
Looking at the five on the progress bar, I suddenly remembered something, picked up the toothpick and fixed it on the paper according to the method just now, the five on the progress bar became six, and when I pulled out the toothpick, it became seven after pulling it out. Looking at the progress bar in front of me, I plan to see what will happen to the progress bar barcode, the first hundred times are not very proficient, after a hundred times, the sketch paper can no longer block the toothpick. So I simply went to the kitchen to find a chopping board for chopping vegetables, and used the back as a handle, five thousand times before the toothpick could not be pierced into the board, after more than 5,000 times, only the tip of the toothpick could be pierced into the board a little.
I practiced like this until eight o'clock in the evening, and when the progress bar of the flying needle finally came to 9,999 per 10,000, I already felt that my flying needle had been refined into pure blue, and with the last more momentary progress finally reached 11,000, a golden light instantly drilled into my right hand that I used to practice the flying needle. At the same time, the cold and ice electronic sound sounded in his mind again, which was 100,000 times away from the next upgrade than the peeping door.
When I casually pinched a toothpick, it was very natural, I pressed the toothpick to my middle finger with my index and ring fingers, flicked my wrist gently, only to hear one more toothpick disappear, turned the case over and saw that the toothpick was pierced from the other side and pierced through the case that was thicker than the palm of my hand. Looking at this toothpick, my eyes widened like childhood, and there was only one self-improvement in my heart, too strong for the mother.
You know, this is still a toothpick, if replaced with a needle, thinking of this, I immediately pulled open the drawer and began to look for the needle, but unfortunately I searched the room and did not find one, so I quickly dressed and went out. I originally thought of going out for a bite to eat, and by the way I went to the hardware store to buy a sewing kit to see how powerful the black needle technique was made with real needles.
As a result, when I was about to move chopsticks in the restaurant, there was a sudden sound of socks inside, and I turned my head to see a big black trumpet on the ground coming towards me. I subconsciously pinched a toothpick from the toothpick box and flicked two fingers, only to hear a big squeak, the black rat did not move, there was a toothpick nailed to my head, and four black hairy legs kicked indiscriminately a few times without moving. The customers who saw this scene opened their mouths and looked shocked, especially the two uncles sitting across from me, who looked at the mouse and then at me, and their mouths opened several times without saying anything.
Until a fat man called a spoonful of a grass martial arts master, the words fell on the noodle restaurant all looked at me, their eyes seemed to be watching a talent show giant panda, being stared at by so many people only felt uncomfortable, quickly finished eating the noodles and escaped the mask. As soon as I got home, my friend Zhang Dong suddenly called me Ah Liang: You searched the tea room on the magic sound to enter the tea room blind date affairs, and after saying this, this sentence hung up in seconds.
I have long been accustomed to Zhang Dong's windy personality, shook my head slightly, turned on the magic sound, and searched the blind date office in the police room according to Zhang Dong's words, which contained five videos about the success of blind dates. Looking at Zhang Dong's phone again, is my number a bright future? Can blind people's eyes?
When I heard this, I suddenly thought if I could also make a magic sound account, publish some flying toothpick videos, accumulate some fans, and then monetize. After chatting with Zhang Dongxian, he hung up the phone, went to the kitchen to get a bottle of thunder coins, took a sip, opened Taobao and bought a mask that only showed two eyes and a tripod for shooting. Later, I applied for a calling card on the Internet, after all, the magic horn in my hand must not work, and it was easy to shoot to death if it was discovered by relatives and friends. Wearing a mask when shooting videos adds mystery and prevents people from seeing. After the preliminary preparations were done, I began to seize the time to practice flying needles, and while practicing, an alarm suddenly sounded in my ears, and I opened my eyes in a daze and found that I was lying on the sofa, and only after washing did I check the progress 243100000.
Looking at the progress bar, I secretly made a calculation for myself, the number of flying needles per day must not be less than 10,000, even if I don't sleep, I have to practice. After five consecutive days of such busy and fulfilling days, the progress bar finally 5000310000 arrived. And today's online things Lulu narrative has arrived, and I have filled up a black robe in the past few days, so that the character is more three-dimensional and easier to remember.
Use the new mobile phone number to register the magic number, then put on a black robe and a black mask, stand not far from the mobile phone and pick up a toothpick, flick your fingers, smash it into the clipboard, and then pick up a toothpick and tie ten in a row, each piercing through the household board, after filming this, pick up the mobile phone and give the board a close-up.
After posting the video, I started practicing flying needles hard again. The progress is about to be full, and I have a hunch that this time will definitely change more than the last time. The next morning, I couldn't wait to open the magic sound and see that the number of views actually reached more than 300,000 terrifying, more than 300,000 likes, and more than 100,000 comments a night.
