Cow baby
The heroes of the world are out of my generation, and once they enter the rivers and lakes, they are urged
In the laughter of the chicken baby hegemony, it is better to be drunk in life
Since I entered this chicken baby river and lake, ten years have passed, and I have also changed from a chicken blood sect leader with high morale and never accepting defeat to a bodhi ancestor who is kind and kind-eyed and persuades people to be kind.
The parents of the chicken babies gradually grew old, and a few became immortals, and most became Buddhas.
But this river and lake has never lacked new forces, just like the back wave pushes the front wave, and the waves can't distinguish between laughter and sorrow.
When we were still "little babies", the QQ group occasionally jumped out of the five or six years old to read the first chapter of English, Chinese famous works, or learned three or four years of in-class mathematics in advance, has been amazing.
Everyone shouted "Cow Baby" to bow down and bow down, sincerely asked for the secret of the chicken baby, carefully recorded every step, each book title, and daily schedule of the cow baby's parents, hoping to draw the essence of the chicken baby from it.
When we went to elementary school and grew up, the standard of cow babies on the Internet could rise.
Learn the textbooks in the classroom a few years in advance, read the four masterpieces in the second grade, and the original Harry Potter are not enough to read...
If you can get to the cow baby standard that everyone worships, you must at least cross a two- or three-level Olympic number top class type, that is, the pre-school third- and fourth-grade Olympic numbers, the third- and fourth-grade junior league, and the high-level league.
English does not test a CAE and above, everyone asks are too lazy to ask experience, after all, FCE walking all over the street, PET is not as good as a dog, like our PET has not been tested, go out and dare not greet people!
Encountering a brother who does not know whether he is dead or alive is outside with people, that is the scene of this unforgettable clip in "Ancient Puzzle Boy".
So I gradually faded out of the group of small dolls, occasionally wandering around, not only did not dare to brag about their own situation, nor did they dare to judge whether those small babies who were fried by cattle were real cows or fake cows, after all, they really encountered super powerful ones...
Later, we were in the upper grades... I can only see the anxiety of XiaoShengchu in front of me, and gradually stop paying attention to what the preschool baby has evolved into today. Occasionally I see some discussion in various groups...
Niu Wa's painting style is gradually outrageous: what is the cross-level of the Olympic number class? Douyin, Xiaohongshu on the preschool Internet red doll, it seems that the high school content has started, engaged in college physics, mathematics is not a minority, and in front of the video to demonstrate a variety of functions, logarithms, derivatives, calculus ...
The painting style of Niuwa's parents is gradually outrageous: all kinds of pulling fee groups, teaching people how to cultivate a prodigy, 20,000 pits, and an annual income of 400w is not a dream...
The painting style of the onlookers gradually became outrageous: from the initial worship and experience, to the doubtful discussion of the believers, to the face-to-face questioning and verification, to the final insensitivity, all kinds of spoof messages.
For example, there was a post two days ago:
Well, in fact, compared to the previous college physics and calculus, this is not outrageous. Can leave a message to tease over...
I just... Okay, this puwa parents are getting more and more difficult to bring, not only do not humbly ask for advice, but also so on!
Perhaps, this is called, things must be reversed.
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