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Spitting on the | barefoot into shoes, the chairman of the Ningde era replaced the "gambling stronger" plaque

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Today still brings you a week of car market god spit collection yo, happy weekend moda!

Tesla CEO Musk accused the SEC of taking $20 million of its own.

Couch God Spit: This is a fill-in-the-blank question, please listen to the question: ( ) ( ) ( ), a mouth of hair.

The bench god complained: Is there no consciousness about contributing capitalist wool, Comrade Ma?

Sources of God's Complaints:

On February 17, local time, Tesla updated the court documents, accusing the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) of conducting an "endless investigation" of Tesla and its CEO Musk, and also "killing Musk's right to free speech when communicating with Tesla shareholders." According to the data, the SEC had accused Musk of announcing plans to take Tesla private for $420 per share through Twitter in August of the same year as "false and misleading", and finally Musk personally and Tesla agreed to pay a fine of $20 million each to reach a settlement, and the SEC promised to distribute the fine to shareholders. Musk's lawyers accused the SEC of not so far distributing the $40 million fine mentioned in the 2018 settlement to shareholders as promised.

Spitting on the | barefoot into shoes, the chairman of the Ningde era replaced the "gambling stronger" plaque

A fire broke out on an ocean freighter carrying 3,965 Volkswagen Group vehicles, including 1,100 Porsches and 189 Bentleys.

Couch God Spit: American Car Owner SMS Notification: The car you ordered is burning.

The bench god complained: Quickly bought a Wuling Hongguang pressure shock.

Floor god spit: real money and silver are burning!

Cellar God spit out: Well, finally don't worry about my Porsche being burned.

Gutter God Spit: So that's why you don't buy Bentleys?

An internal email from Volkswagen Group's U.S. business unit showed that on the afternoon of February 16, a large Panama-flagged cargo ship Felicity Ace carrying 3,965 Volkswagen group vehicles caught fire near the Atlantic Azores. The fire is not currently under control. By investigating the ship's data, portugal confirmed that the cargo ship was carrying electric vehicles, which made it more difficult to extinguish the fire. According to the latest news, the freighter was carrying 1100 Porsches and 189 Bentleys.

It will take four years to pick up the lexus LX.

The sofa god complained: After the off-plan, I actually saw the off-plan car.

Bench God Spit: Toyota Ki-yo, sit down, don't CUE.

The floor god complained: The work is very good, and it is not a car that is bought, but a faith.

Cellar God spit: This news, I opened the history of Toyota to check, this history has no age, crooked every page is written "buy is a faith" the words. I couldn't sleep horizontally, and I looked carefully in the middle of the night before I could see the words in the cracks, and the two words were written all over the book- "Add money"!

The gutter god spit out: Let's just say, how to inventory without adding money.

Mantle god spit: book Land Cruiser and other four years of car owners began to wait for the first year, this has Lexus LX owner to accompany the wait, true love please lock, the key let Toyota swallow.

Recently, the Lexus official website released a message: "For the new LX announced on January 12, we apologize, because it takes a lot of time to arrive after ordering. If you start buying now, it may take us about four years to deliver your car. We apologize for the new NX announced on October 7, 2021, as it takes a significant amount of time to deliver after ordering. If you intend to buy, wait a year or more for your car to be delivered. That said, booking a Lexus NX now requires at least a year of waiting, while booking a Lexus LX won't pick up until 2026. Lexus said "we will consider our efforts to shorten the delivery time, so please understand".

BMW has denied selling the British MINI factory to the Great Wall.

The couch god complained: It doesn't matter, after that, we can still see the four cats on the street that are not like MINI, just like the four that are not like beetles on the street now, and fix our eyes on what cat is the Great Wall Euler.

According to foreign media reports, BMW has denied the news that it plans to sell the Oxford MINI plant to China's Great Wall Motors. Earlier, a German media reported that as part of the reform of the loss-making brand MINI, BMW was considering this move. BMW and Great Wall Motors have a joint venture in China to produce a small electric version of the MINI car starting in 2023.

Fifth, the new energy vehicle high-speed power outage, the owner of the car to promote 50 meters.

Couch God Spit: Push the wheelchair for Daddy What is it?

Bench God spit out: Just dare to buy electric dad is not enough to describe the new energy car owners of the art of bold, dare to get off the car on the high speed to push the car is the real absolute!

According to a message released by Qianjiang Video on February 20, in an emergency lane of the G60 Shanghai-Kunming Expressway, a man is pushing a car slowly forward. The patrol police immediately stopped the dangerous behavior by directing the patrol car through the walkie-talkie, and guided the driver and occupants of the car to stand outside the guardrail and wait for rescue. It is understood that the owner of the car, Zeng Mou, could not start due to lack of electricity after a slight scratch negotiation, so Zeng mou let the friend on the car push the car to the back, he controlled the direction on the car, and the vehicle was found by the patrol police after nearly fifty meters.

Sixth, BYD chased after Cullinan.

The couch god complained: Cullinan in the front, difficult in the back pocket.

Bench God complained: Buy insurance? It's not enough to buy a new car.

On February 19, a black BYD car on the street of Qingyuan, Guangdong Province, rear-ended a Rolls-Royce Cullinan who was waiting for a red light. At present, the front of BYD's car is seriously damaged, and the rear of Cullinan's car is also damaged. It is reported that Rolls-Royce Cullinan is one of the ultra-luxury SUV models, with a reference price of about 6.1-7.8 million yuan.

7. In the Ningde era, Zeng Yuqun replaced the plaque in the office that read "Gamble Stronger" as "Pu Bo Yuanquan".

The couch god complained: the barefoot became the shoe-wearer.

It is reported that the plaque in the office of Zeng Yuqun, the founder of the Ningde era, is now "Pu Bo Yuanquan", and the original "gambling is stronger" has been replaced.

Previously, a photo of Zeng Yuqun standing in front of the "Gambling Stronger" plaque was widely circulated. Market rumors, meituan founder Wang Xing once sent a meal no mentioned that when an early investor in the Ningde era first went to Zeng Yuqun's office, he was shocked by the "gambling stronger" calligraphy and painting on the wall, the investor asked why he did not hang "love to fight to win", Zeng Yuqun replied, "Just fighting is not enough, it is physical work; gambling, is brain work."

"Pu Bo Yuanquan" is from the Zhongyong Thirteen Classics - Li Ji Catalog. It means that the realm of wisdom comes from like a spring.

Eight, a Tesla flew over a river channel more than 10 meters wide.

The couch god complained: This is not unstoppable, this is flying too low.

Bench God spit out: The pilot is all right?

Floor god spit: Pilot inner os: Yo, it turns out that this thing can fly like this.

According to the news of Jimu News on February 17, a Tesla in Kaifeng, Henan Province, flew directly over a river channel of more than 10 meters wide during the driving process. According to witnesses, the car leapt from the south bank of the river to the north bank and rushed forward for some distance after landing on the ground. Kaifeng traffic police said that this is a unilateral accident, has been normally handled, the driver is not a major problem.

Nine, an ideal ONE burns in the parking lot.

The sofa god complained: At this time, when Li Bin's teacher", "I don't understand why everyone still buys fuel vehicles" emoji.

On February 24, some netizens uploaded a video of an ideal ONE burning in the parking lot, and after the firefighters extinguished the fire, the car was visually completely burned. At present, the ideal car official has not responded to this.

Ding Lei, chairman and CEO of Huaren Express, said that "driving ordinary cars with engines is a mistake made by human beings."

The couch god complained: I would like to honor Teacher Ding's contemporary Moses.

The bench god complained: "Humanity has made a mistake! "The man who says such a thing is definitely a prophet.

Floor god spit: According to this logic, the second industrial revolution should not engage in internal combustion engines, should use steam engines to dig lithium mines, and then directly skip the third time into the fourth time, buddy this cross script to get 6 ah.

Recently, Ding Lei, chairman and CEO of Huaren Express, said in a video that "the engine should not be used to drive ordinary cars, the engine should be to drive aircraft and ships, if humans used motors and chemical batteries to drive cars at that time, it would have been electrified today."

11. A certain "talk car" video promoted Citroën Versailles and said that "Rolls-Royce is envious of our chassis" and was complained about.

Sofa god spit: punch Mercedes-Benz BMW Audi, kick Honda Toyota Volkswagen, but also let Rolls-Royce are ashamed of themselves, everyone must not guess, the highest voice will actually be the French brand Citroën.

Bench God spit out: Good guys, I didn't expect that after opening it, it would be such a painting style, I was too young to see the world.

The floor god complained: This is Guo Degang's crosstalk: I said that the rocket has to burn coal, and it has to be anthracite coal, and the rocket research and development expert looks at me and he loses.

A Citroen employee posted various strange speeches on the Internet, such as: "Drive a BMW to ride a Mercedes-Benz, drive versailles", "Mercedes-Benz BMW replaces C6", "Mercedes-Benz replaces Versailles, sends the car to the door", "Audi A6L is inferior to Versailles", "Rolls-Royce Phantom envy the Citroën chassis" and so on.

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