Text: Qinghe
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My nephew is handsome, with a monthly income of seven or eight thousand, a general family, a house and a car, but at the marriageable age, there is no object. This became a big deal in our family. Every time I go to my mother's house, I will remind my brothers and sisters to help pay attention and have a suitable introduction.
No, in the third year of the first year, the second sister called me and said that she was a spring student who used to go to the village to buy trees, and found out that there were several girls to be married, and asked me to tell my nephew to go on a blind date at four o'clock in the afternoon.
My brother-in-law went to work in the tram factory on the second day of the new year, and there was no way, only I accompanied my nephew on a trip. My nephew brought a cigarette and a bag of candy and drove to my second sister.
When I saw the second sister, I knew that Chunsheng had never seen the girl, and there was another matchmaker Qiu Hua who contacted him, who was talking about running the media. We had to drive to find Qiu hua, so we kept pulling Chun Sheng straight to Shunhe Qiu Hua's house.
I thought that when I saw autumn flowers, I could look at the girl. Who knows that Qiu Hua also pulled another matchmaker Zhang Li, Zhang Li is the matchmaker who has seen the girl, Zhang Li said that the girl works in the county town, has not yet left work, we have to pull Zhang Li to go to the county town to meet the girl. This network of relationships really makes people's heads dizzy. There was no way, both came and went, good things were more grinding, and we drove to the county seat of Feng County.
Qiu Hua and Zhang Li are both middle-aged women who can spray and pull, talk like machine guns, and talk one by one. I have always been disgusted with such people, but reality has forced me to please them. I talked to them and praised my nephew for being out of business, my parents understood things, and a sister was married and had a good life.
"It's not even close, if there are many brothers, they won't be able to pass from me!" Qiu Hua, who had a thick voice, patted her thigh and said to me. Why? I involuntarily asked her.
"What else is there to say? Now the girl is more realistic than before, the brothers are not easy to say, especially the boy who has a younger brother below, the most difficult to say, to our matchmaker mention also mention, people girls do not want to! ”
In the past, people were afraid of being angry, and they always had to find brothers and many people to say goodbye, but now it is really the opposite.
"Then the only child should be popular, right?" I asked them questions. Zhang Li, whose voice was sharp, laughed loudly, "The only child is also not welcome, and the burden is heavy!" ”
My mother, thanks to the fact that a few years ago, my daughter-in-law married the family, put it today, just by virtue of my family, my son is not a single stick? It seems that a boy with a sister and sister is good to mention. Thinking about it, he involuntarily muttered a few words.
Chunsheng on the side made a look at me, "The boy has a sister, and it is not as good as the ones with several sisters above." So your sister said that he (referring to my nephew) had a sister who was married, and I only led the way, or else, in your remote place..."
Oh, this I know, the village is far from the county seat, the traffic is not convenient. A few years ago, a small guy in the village brought home his girlfriend who had been negotiating for a while, and finally, people were stunned to say goodbye to him, asking the reason, and the girl dropped a sentence: Your place is too remote, the birds don't chickens don't lay eggs. ”
Look, the location is also very important. This time it was time for me to blow, "Don't look at the remoteness where I live now, the village has been evaluated, and I will move to Fengji next year, next to the Fengpei Highway, and it is rumored that in the future, FengpeiHe City, there is the center." Perhaps, in the future, we are urban people in the urban area! Besides, my nephew also bought a house in Nanjing, look at these more than 200,000 cars! Also, my brother and sister-in-law are not yet fifty years old, and they come early to work, and there is no burden! ”
"Stop, stop." I was blowing a whimper, Qiu Hua clapped his hands together, "You just said that his parents work in the tram factory, do they do light work or do hard work?" Buy or not buy insurance? ”
I went, "Huh? These words made people stunned. Zhang Li, who had just stopped, took the stubble of Qiu Hua's words, and a chirp made me smack my tongue, "Now the girl's eyes are bright, as long as she hears the boy's parents do the construction team, the nose hums, and the mention does not let you mention, and the door that the father does not use is not there, unless your boy himself is in good condition, Luo Cheng is reborn, haha." Is it not difficult, old sister, I said that the media has been more than ten years, why has the situation not experienced? House, car? These two things are hard, who gives the son that the daughter-in-law does not solve the RV. In these two years, there is no need for the woman to mention, it is a must, or not, no, no talk! ”
In the past two years, the pursuit of poetry and distant places, I have always wanted to live away from the fireworks of the world, lack of contact with the world, listened to their remarks, sighed a lot, and occasionally heard people say that today's boys are not good at mentioning relatives, I can't think of such a difficult! It is true that the times are progressing, everything is developing rapidly, and even the media is changing with each passing day.
How does reality make people say good? In the past, as long as the old door and the old family, the boys could honestly live a life of eight or nine, but now it is good, there is no one they can't think about. Unconsciously, I pinched a handful of sweat for my nephew.
When night fell, we arrived at the brightly lit county seat of Feng County. Zhang Li asked the girl's place of work on the phone, the girl worked in a supermarket in Dongguan, and she could not leave work until eight o'clock, she let us rush over and asked for leave to come out to meet her.
Fortunately, it didn't take ten minutes to find the place the girl had specified. Under the colorful neon lights, we saw a beautiful girl, in fact, which girl is not beautiful now? But I can no longer find in them the idyllic and simple beauty of the past, and the plain beauty of the hibiscus comes out of the water. She and her nephew simply exchanged a few words with each other and added WeChat to each other. I went back to work.
The three matchmakers said that this can be done, success or failure, see how far they talk about WeChat. That's all we can do for the time being. If the two sides negotiate, when the bride price is done, we will dredge up from it, some people do not need matchmakers to run around and mediate the amount of the gift, it will be done, and now the popular bride price is 188,000, gifts of ten, plus tea money, meeting gift money, everything is put together, not less than 2560,000.
At the end, they instructed them that this matchmaker had been completed, and that their nephews would give them thirteen thousand dollars of matchmaking money, and two large carps for each person. oh? Now it's so simple to say media? The errands are also too easy to get! And don't bother them to take a step, they are all picked up and delivered. In the past, it was strange not to run the matchmaker's legs around. I was a little selfish and joked with them, "Then I am also a matchmaker for men, and the matchmaking should be divided among me." After a while they became, deducting a part of me, is it not a matchmaker to give you less, such as ten thousand? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ”
"No, what kind of matchmaker are you?" It can only be counted as the father's parent, and not one point can be less. Ha ha. ChunSheng played a round field on the side, "Okay, look at their eyes, it should be almost the same, you don't have to worry about that little matchmaking money, good to say, the media gift is more than ten thousand, it is difficult to say, it is thirty thousand pieces, and I don't know how to eat and drink hot, huh." ”
While talking to them, I said to my nephew, "Look, I want to save you two, and I can't save it!" Come on, perform well, and strive for this success. ”
The nephew smiled bitterly, "Every time I treat people honestly, I don't play tricks, and I can't say fancy and funny words." But people girls don't like real people like me now, pursuing romance. ”
Looking at the nephew who had no confidence, I patted him, "Don't be discouraged, the heart is sincere, I believe that sooner or later you will meet a good girl with vision who will look at you." ”