Today, the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, the first day of construction.
Your status is not like this:
Who am I, where am I, and what should I do?
The Negro couldn't even ask three times to save the paste in my head.
After all, people's young people take a holiday to relax,
Let's take a vacation, it's the adventures of the old mother,
Take the baby away from relatives and friends, experience 9981 difficulties,
It's not easy to get started alive.
Come and come,
On the first day, we nagged, what did we go through during the holidays of the New Year?
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The first level of the Spring Festival, the cost is assembled
The taste of the year is not strong,
It depends on the shortage of goods in the year.
Before the Spring Festival, a wave of online shopping came,
After the holiday, the mall purchased a wave of on-site procurement.
Mom's cardigan,
Daddy's name tea,
New Year's gifts for dolls.
Things are too expensive to buy too much.
Spend the money before you know it.
After a long year of hard work, you have to treat yourself, right?
Women's New Year Three-Piece Set:
Hot hair, nail art, eyelashes.
If you are not ready, the New Year feels like there is no soul.
Finally, you'll also find one thing that is repeated every month.
How do you feel like you don't have clothes to wear for the New Year?
outcome
Buying and buying money will bottom out,
Spending flowers on people is bankrupt.
Finally, the New Year purchase was completed and the bank card was emptied.
You think that's the end of it?
It can only be said that it is still early!
Take a kiss gift to spend some flowers,
Entertainment consumption spends some,
Wedding feasts, full moon feasts, birthday parties...
As long as you come, the money will only come out and will not be returned.
Send a pile of red packets,
One aunt on the left, one aunt on the right,
Do not give the red envelope face hot,
Gave the red envelope heart plucked cold.
Although my money is not blown by the wind,
But it was as if it had been blown away by a strong wind.
Said that at the end of the year to save 50,000, the result is still 60,000 80,000 years later,
Even the number of debts is so auspicious.
Children live only called the Spring Festival,
The old mother lived a "spring robbery".
The taste of the year when I was a child,
It is the taste of croquettes, steamed rice cakes, stewed fish, and firecrackers.
And now for the taste of middle-aged people,
It smells like money.
Only really middle age,
After the New Year only in and out,
In order to truly understand what is called "New Year's bankruptcy".
Yes, this year we have to roll up our sleeves and work hard.
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The second level of the Spring Festival - Chinese New Year's Eve rice overturning scene
Hindered by the usual "no time to do" and "too lazy to do",
When I went into the kitchen on the days of the year,
In addition to asking "Is the meal all right?" And "What to eat today?" ”
Other times it can be basically rounded and ignored.
But this year Chinese New Year's Eve meal,
I don't know why, I just want to show my hand.
We also take the whole dish and let others open their eyes.
As a result, the hand was not exposed,
Eyes opened to them.
You must not have eaten charcoal braised pork!
I believe that many kitchen whites are also like me,
Do you think that cooking is not just turning on the fire, pouring oil, putting the ingredients, turning it twice, and getting out of the pot?
But it turns out that the way to open is always wrong.
Other people's steamed buns are white and soft,
Your steamed buns are rock solid.
The porridge boiled by others is full of color and flavor,
I don't know if your porridge is fragrant, but this color is indeed a little...
An accident,
Make it worse for families who are not rich.
Chicken: The ghost knows what I've been through?
Want to give baby the whole cute Pikachu cookies,
Salvage the image of the old mother's hand crippled.
But Pikachu it always has its own ideas,
What can I do, manually.
Don't panic, friends.
Learn about the fryer recipe
This is really the level of envy of the archaeological team.
Not only the old mother,
The sons-in-law also want to perform at the mother-in-law's house.
Okay, let's all move.
This year's Chinese New Year's Eve meal, put on, let me come!
A meal of operation as fierce as a tiger,
Just blow up the kitchen in one trick.
Just ask the mother-in-law are you moved?
Don't dare to move, and then move the kitchen will be burned down by you.
I'm afraid I'll never let you into the kitchen again.
Hahahahahahaha
Really, well done.
Don't do it next time.
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The 3rd level of the Spring Festival - walk relatives
Walking relatives can be a big challenge during the New Year,
Mother C takes everyone back to think about the fear of being dominated by relatives.
To say,
On weekdays, my own baby can still deal with it,
But, when a group of kids get together...
One thing drops one thing?
hehe
inexistent
That is the most invincible existence between heaven and earth!
In addition to children,
You may also have to face the "friendship inquiries" of the seven aunts and eight aunts:
What do you do?
How much can you earn in a year?
Now that the state has encouraged three children, when should we want another one?
I've heard that whoever is in the house is angry,
You've got to hold on tight.
"No, no, I'm fine with one or two."
It's hard to shift the topic to the child:
How are your children's grades?
How many in the class can you rank?
What specialty classes do you take?
Come, perform one for the grandparents.
Oh, look this kid is afraid of being born.
Lollipops or not?
Drinks or not?
Little man, try this wine of the uncle?
Uncle Yan gives you a pinch, this is sugar, but delicious.
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The fourth level of the Spring Festival - sending and receiving red envelopes
When I was a child, I looked forward to the New Year's eve,
It's about receiving red envelopes.
5 pieces, 10 pieces are not too little,
50, 100 that's better.
Right now
The most worrying thing is also the sending and receiving of red envelopes.
As soon as the two sides meet,
Look at each other's children,
"Oh, I haven't seen you in a year, they've grown so big",
Shunshi took out the red envelope from his pocket.
One side is determined to give,
One side insists on blocking,
You pull me apart,
Reached the climax of this Spring Festival,
It is also the peak moment of middle-aged women's acting skills.
That said, there is no red envelope tear bar for the New Year,
is incomplete.
This is both a test of eloquence,
"Big New Year's Day, it's hard to see, a little heart",
"Don't do it, don't do it",
"Take it, not for you, for your child",
"I really don't need to, take it back quickly, he won't spend it",
"And not much, hold it quickly, whether the child will spend it is his business",
"I really don't need it, he can't spend it, he doesn't lack anything",
"How to keep this tear up, don't make me angry!"
It is also a contest of strength and flexibility.
You threw it down, and the box picked it up at once,
You run away from me, I pull you,
Until both sides collect the red packet.
if
You're in front of the door, on the street,
See two people,
Red-faced, high-pitched voices, pushing and shoving each other,
Don't rush to the police,
They may be tearing up the red envelopes.
Most importantly,
This red packet tear bar war,
Until the last moment,
No one will say they won.
"Hey, second aunt,
I gave my eldest nephew a red envelope to put your home on the mat."
What if there are too many red envelopes given?
A year of hard work to save some money,
After sending the red packet, it is really two sleeves of fresh air,
What can I do?
You can only find a remedy from your child.
When I was a child, I was in the process of adults tearing up the red envelopes,
Got ripped out of the pocket.
Later, I understood,
This torn pocket,
But reminding me,
"Rest assured, this money is destined not to belong to you."
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The 5th level of the Spring Festival - the winter vacation is half over, let the baby close the heart
After walking relatives, distributing red envelopes,
It's been almost the same year.
It's also time for the child to collect his heart.
Whenever I remind the baby who is releasing herself,
It's time to write homework,
He's all that.
If I'm impatient to be a little louder then a little bit,
He would say with a pitiful expression:
"Mom, don't you love me anymore?"
If I'm too lazy to dwell on it for a moment,
"Then take a break, and then you have to start writing your homework."
His expression immediately changed again.
And that's just a daily episode.
The real ordeal begins with tutoring children with homework.
Whenever you want to help the baby with homework,
The brief harmony of the family was also lost.
Laughing and laughing and crying,
Crying and laughing.
You think it's an old mother, a psychotic episode,
Actually, it was just her checking the baby's homework.
If no one wants to do housework,
It must have been his child who hadn't gone to elementary school or college.
Otherwise no one loves housework more than we do.
The premise is that
As long as you don't tutor your homework.
Anyway,
The body is the most important,
Do the rest of the matter.
At last
The year is over,
Except for the wallet that is deflated,
I gained another 10 pounds,
Nothing else has changed.
Happy new year