"Dad, lend me ten bucks, I want to buy packs of cigarettes!" Dad: Your children, married children, are so old, they don't even have ten dollars? He smiled bitterly: "No, your daughter-in-law is too strict!" Dad sighed: Alas, poor child, you wait for me to go to the house to get it for you, look after it, see your mother come back and cough a little...
Mom: "What is written on my son's letter?" Read it to me. ”
Dad: "At the end of the letter, it is clearly stated, don't read it." ”
I didn't do well in the test, I want to first hint at my father to see his reaction: "Dad, do you know what is the best effect of activating blood and dissolving stasis?" "Pants belt!" The father, who saw through everything, replied majestically.
When I squatted in the pit, the phone only had 6% of the electricity left, and I thought about wiping my ass and leaving when I ran out of electricity. After looking at this lump for a while, the father seemed to knock on the door urgently: Is the son well? I replied without hesitation: Right now, there is 2%. Dad muttered: Ball kid, read a little book, pull a can still be an accurate percentage.