Handsome and good men, mostly gay? Cai Lan, the foodie, is really interesting

Cai Lan said:

Do you understand men?

Women never understand why men should have some toys. Always scold men for not growing up, what do they do when they grow up? Men continue to play, sometimes taking it apart to see, broken, and scolded by women. Women have dolls when they are young, and when they grow up, they don't have many choices except jewelry. They think they already have the biggest toy, that is, their husbands and sons, and they also take it apart. We almost played dead for them. (Quote from Cai Lan)

First, good men, most are ugly. (I don't know if Mr. Cai thinks he is a good man, but he is probably not ugly.) ）

Second, handsome men, most of them are very bad.

Third, handsome and good men, most of them are gay. (It's good, it's good, it's an excuse for ladies not getting such a man!) ）

Fourth, handsome, good and normal men, most of whom already have wives. (So, sisters, do you have to start first?) ）

Not handsome, but good, no money.

Men who are not handsome, but good, rich, most think that you love them for their money. (Hahahahaha Rich men's inexplicable "inferiority", that is, their money is stronger than their own!) ）

Handsome men, who have no money, want to make friends with you for your money. (Damn big truth!) ）

Handsome men, not very good, but very normal, most think you are not beautiful enough. (Hmmm?) ）

Nine, think you are beautiful, and you are a normal man, although gentle and good, but most of them dare not ask you out.

Ten, a little money, a little handsome, a little normal, a little good to you, and a man without a wife, never take the initiative to ask you out. (So there's no wife.) ）

For men who do not take the initiative, women have to take the initiative. This is the end of it, and they will think that it is not worth marrying you as a wife.

In retaliation, women think that men should be treated like red wine.

Like red wine? Isn't that great? Men are complacent. But the woman's thoughts are:

First, like grapes, step on them with your feet!

Second, hide him in the darkness and wait for him to mature before taking them out.

Then again, even if everything goes well and the women find their wishful thinking, in a few years, the woman thinks that the man is not worth marrying. (I remember a passage I just saw recently: Marriage is, sometimes I love him very much, sometimes I want to shoot him.) Most of the time, he met his favorite dish on the way to buy a gun, and he bought a dish but forgot to buy a gun. Go home for a few days and think about it, or have to buy a gun... Great! ）

So, women, it's complicated, whether they marry or not.

Therefore, in the eyes of Mr. Cai Lao, men and women are complex and can be divided into very many categories, and they are cute and tight