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Humor guru Mark Twain's "Poisonous Chicken Soup"

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Humor guru Mark Twain's "Poisonous Chicken Soup"

Mark Twain is an American writer and speaker. Mark Twain was the founder of Critical Realist literature in the United States, and most of his major works have been translated Chinese. In 2006, Mark Twain was named the 16th most influential person in the United States by Atlantic Monthly, an authoritative journal in the United States. Representative works include the novel "Million Pound Sterling", "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and so on.

His writing is funny and humorous and poisonous, and he has compiled 25 sentences to share with everyone.

Humor guru Mark Twain's "Poisonous Chicken Soup"

1. When the truth is in the shoes, the lies have run all over the city.

2. Sometimes reality is more absurd than fiction, because fiction is carried out under certain logic, and reality is often illogical.

3. Where there are wrinkles, it only means that the smile has been there.

4. Violet leaves its fragrance on the ankle that squashed it, and this is forgiveness.

5. Always work as if you don't need money, always love as if you hadn't been hurt, always dance like no one was watching you, always live like you were in heaven.

Humor guru Mark Twain's "Poisonous Chicken Soup"

6. A man's most dangerous enemy is his own tongue.

7. The person with the hammer in his hand looks like a nail.

8. Traveling with someone is the best way to find out if you like or hate that person.

9. He discovered a great law of human behavior that he did not yet know—that is, in order for an adult or a child to want to do something, he only had to try to make it difficult to get his hands on.

Humor guru Mark Twain's "Poisonous Chicken Soup"

10. The same is to speak, the same is to expound their own thoughts, some people have caused trouble, some people have won a round of applause, this is the philosophy of expression.

11. Being young and pessimistic is the most tragic thing.

12 Fanatical desires can lead to dangerous actions and absurd things.

13. If necessary, you may wish to dress sloppily, but the beauty of the soul must be kept clean.

14. If you really can't get a compliment from someone else, send it to yourself!

Humor guru Mark Twain's "Poisonous Chicken Soup"

15. Don't go around complaining that the world owes you a good life, the world owes you nothing, it arrives before you.

16. Habit is habit, no one can throw it out of the window, can only lead downstairs step by step.

17. When you're fishing for love, use your heart as bait, not your brain.

18. I never let going to school delay my studies.

19. What keeps us in trouble is not ignorance, but fallacious assertions that seem correct.

Humor guru Mark Twain's "Poisonous Chicken Soup"

20. Never argue with stupid people who will drag you to their level and then hit you back.

21. The two most important days of your life are the day you were born and the day you understood why you were born.

22. Travel is the best way to eliminate ignorance and hatred.

23. Even if you shut up and look like a fool, it's better than opening your mouth to make people confirm that you're a fool.

24. Comedy is tragedy plus time.

25. Everyone is the moon, there is always a dark side that is never seen.

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