Take two oil bottles to delay me to roll myself

Text | Thirteenth sister

With my physique of being good at research + dying to save face, if I hadn't been married, I might already be an expert in a certain field now, and I can add a string of bright prefixes - older single female experts.

As for which kind of experts, there is no fixed number, and they are not impossible to try. Take the psychostatistics I am reading (Versailles time is up), it is obviously my weakness, but who knows that I worked a little hard and got A+, alas, the current door A+.

It's hard to say if I were single, would already be a ... Astrophysicist?

Do you think these achievements will make me happy, no, this will only make me think hypothetically-without a husband and baby, a woman's success is not too easy!

And for a middle-aged woman like me, who is married and has a baby, all this is not easy, because there must be at least one premise, that is, not to be disturbed.

You know, for married women, "learning without being disturbed" is much more difficult than "learning" itself...

A little girl once said to me: "I go to get healthy after work, take a bite of food by the way to take an online English class, go home to take a shower, I don't have time to swipe my mobile phone and I'm already tired to sleep, I really can't understand these women who are mothers, go to work to make money, have a side job after work, study for certificates, tutor children, quarrel with my husband, cook and engage in hygiene, chat and watch dramas, and arrange various trips... How the hell did you do it? ”

I was puzzled, no, you are single, you have a lot of time, so why don't you become an astrophysicist?

Later, I realized that getting married and having a baby is an enchantment, and those who have not entered the enchantment cannot realize their advantages, and only when they enter the enchantment will they cherish those freedoms.

So I can only tell her: you get married and have a baby, naturally you do it, three heads and six arms are not a dream.

People are like sponges, squeeze and find that there is a lot of moisture, and there is still enough space to squeeze dry.

What do you want if you lack something, why wasn't I so motivated when I was studying before? That's because I didn't lack time or freedom at that time. Now I know that reading and studying is really the easiest thing in the world.

The only difficulty is that you can only see the stitches to roll yourself.

My schedule is now not at my own pace, but at the pace of my husband and son—I schedule the important things I want to enjoy alone when they are not at home.

Last week, my child's father suddenly went on a business trip, and I immediately decided to take the exam in advance and got a perfect score, and then I sent him WeChat to announce the happy news.

Also ask if there is credit to him, do I need to thank you for seriously interfering with the cross amplitude of bosons and imaginary particles in my magnetic field at home ...

If you ask me, "How exactly does he affect you at home?" ”

I can't seem to answer that question very specifically.

It can only be said that it is an indescribable state of withdrawal, you can imagine, when you have a 20-month-old baby at home, you are worried and worried about even going to the toilet...

Although your husband won't also pick up at the toilet door and tell you to come out quickly, he will always remind you in his own way: "There is still someone at home" and "You are not fighting alone".

You have to fight him, or fight with him against third parties.

The surprise of a married man is beyond your imagination, such as a standard to a more standard blood pressure value, in his eyes must not be just like that, you have to do something.

Just because his blood pressure is not high, he will fantasize about a "low pressure disorder" for himself.

If high blood pressure cannot be detected, he will always wonder if the sphygmomanometer is broken.

In short, either low pressure or the machine is broken, anyway, it's not your own brain that is broken.

So this sphygmomanometer is actually prepared by me for myself, if a tantrum can't make him quiet, then you can only send another meal, can your blood pressure be stable.

PTSD like this runs through my whole body, so it wasn't until I was sure he was out that I really let my guard down, closed my eyes and imagined myself lying in the quiet jungle of Uganda, where no humans could disturb me except mountain chimpanzees.

This untouchable silence is even more untouchable when both father and son are at home.

It seems that the difference between one person and two people is only doubled, but the difference between two people and three people is a Yangge team.

Now I have even begun to hint to my son that complex problems and problems should be discussed with classmates and teachers as much as possible, and if I can not mention them when I go home.

But he didn't listen, a few days ago the final exam did not make a physics problem, came back to discuss with his father, the result is as expected, it is the night of the big war. The two of them tinked and ping-pong. Imagine the sound of a small metal ball dangling in a plastic container all night and occasionally hitting the floor...

After a night of academic exchange, it was good to be able to draw conclusions, but neither of them made it, and in the end they quarreled.

His dad's mantra was, "Why don't you listen to me?" ”

The son's mantra is: "You're not right, why am I listening to you?" ”

I often substitute the appearance of Erkang and Ziwei battle in my mind, "You listen to me explain"..."I don't listen, I don't listen"...

I'm afraid that they will slap the table last and say, "Go, go to your mother to judge!" ”

Your mother and I can't even understand the question, and asking me to judge is detrimental to my majesty.

So as long as they are both at home, I can't be at peace, whether they each separate to trouble me, or join forces to trouble me, it's quite troublesome.

I often think that if I hadn't been married, I would have been alone and would have been able to pursue my career as much as I wanted, but I would have been able to study as much as I wanted.

Oh my God, life without a husband and baby disturbing, will it be particularly silent, will you want to turn the stereo to the loudest, will you call friends to find a bunch of sisters to come to the house to party, will you have endless time every day to read all kinds of books, brush various dramas, take various tests, maybe you can also win various awards, make all kinds of wealth...

No, although this arrogant and lascivious life is good, it is definitely not the best way to cultivate, and life has to challenge yourself in the world, and it is too easy to seem a little unworked.

With two oil bottles, you can find your own peaceful and calm place on the road full of troubles, provocations, noises, and obstacles, which is called true practice.

Whenever I couldn't convince myself, I thought: Someone else has three towing bottles... The mood is much better.

Have you watched "Disappearing Her" recently?

Actually, I haven't seen it yet.

But I played the ending song "Cage" to drink for everyone~