the other day
Mother Bao wrote an article complaining about her son:
"Let you give birth to a son, let you give birth to a son,
Pierced the heart, hahaha..."
Many girls expressed disbelief:
Raising a daughter is not easy either!
The daughter is more tossed than the son!
Ha ha
Raising boys and raising girls,
Which is harder?
In the opinion of Bao Mama,
Raising boys and raising girls,
It's all sad,
Each has its own difficulties.
The sex attributes of human cubs are different,
There is also a difference between "good show",
But to the extent that they are refined,
And the matter of driving the old mother crazy,
Capabilities are comparable.
We interviewed several mothers of girls in the newsroom.
Let's feel the "wonderful" of raising a daughter!
1
The daughter is a little crying bag
Q: I heard that my daughter loves to cry, right?
To be precise,
It's super crying.
And, cry well!
Anytime, anywhere, cry when you say,
No gestation, no prelude.
The lacrimal glands are quite developed,
Comes with a "rainfall system",
and crying switch.
Sesame big little things,
can cause a storm cry.
I want to cry when I want to sleep,
When you wake up, you have to cry;
I don't see my mother crying when I get up,
Mom has to cry when she goes out;
Quarrel with children and cry,
To cry at the slightest criticism ...
It's a little crying bag anyway,
All day long, not crying,
It's on the way to cry.
Tears come and go,
Say no, no,
It's a pity not to act in Qiong Yao drama.
Q: Is "crying drama" so awesome?
That's quite bull!
Not only tears when you don't agree with each other,
There will also be a demonstration of how to cry.
Sometimes it's crying,
The cry is particularly penetrating.
Sometimes silent tears,
Crying is called a pear blossom with rain.
What's more,
Not only like to engage in raids,
And very good at protracted warfare,
Sometimes crying for an hour or two,
Absolutely crying until you doubt life.
The most infuriating thing is,
The little girl is also very good at finding the right time,
Pick her dad to cry when he is present,
He also threatened to make every tear worthwhile.
Q: Is Dad on the united front with you?
How! What! Can! Yes!
You know,
Daughter in front of daddy,
Especially good at performing teary-eyed.
Sometimes it can make the old father's heart hurt to tears,
"Look what you've bullied my girl!"
Looking at the two grandfathers holding a headache and crying,
It's really angry and funny,
At that moment,
Feel like a stepmother!
Q: So crying, why?
And why,
It's a hypocritical little act!
Q: What's the hypocrisy?
That's a lot.
A few simple words:
All fruits with seeds are not eaten,
Eating a blueberry also requires:
"Mom, please peel off the blueberries!"
A lot of times her ideas are weird,
The most speechless one is,
The day before yesterday helped her pick out a booger,
She was crying and trying to stuff it back.
2
The daughter's aesthetic is very shocking
Q: Little girls love to be cleaner than little boys, right?
hehe
It's quite clean.
Clean enough to drive people crazy!
Eat a little bit and eat a little bit,
The beautiful name is afraid of staining your face.
Take drawing lessons,
A drop of paint on my hand,
You have to go wash your hands immediately after making a noise.
The clothes are a little dirty,
I'd rather die than wear it.
Q: Haha, girls should also love to dress up, right?
Not only love to dress up,
Also quite assertive.
Get up in the morning and get dressed,
This one is not easy to wear,
I didn't see it.
It wasn't an hour and a half.
Clothes are not on.
Q: Children also have children's aesthetics!
Speaking of this, my heart is stuffed!
Her aesthetic is terrifying!
People really dare not compliment!
Insist on wearing sandals in winter,
You have to wear boots in summer,
Pink pants should be paired with green socks,
Sleeveless skirts should be worn with plush pants.
The old mother wanted her to dress simple and high-class,
However, the little girl only pursues:
"Flower World, Mandarin Duck Butterfly".
You want her to wear light and comfortable shoes,
However, the little girl couldn't look at it at all.
Wear colorful clothes,
Shoes should be worn shiny,
Everything in the house is blingbling,
The most headache is,
Also buy different colors according to different colors of gauze skirts
Blingbling's shoes.
Every time you open the baby's wardrobe,
It's going to be flashed to the eye,
Red orange, yellow, green, blue, violet,
Every color is set.
Blingbling's rainbow shoes,
It is standard for every little princess.
Whether it's clothes, shoes,
Or card issuance, jewelry,
She always catches the scene at a glance
The one that stumbled the most.
Didn't understand before,
Why do some moms dress trendy themselves,
Dress your daughter strangely,
I didn't know until I had my daughter,
I really don't blame my mother for this.
Because mom can't be the master at all.
The old mother gradually thought about it:
Forget it, the beautiful girl's business, let's leave it alone!
Q: In addition to dressing,
Is there anything else that is particular about it?
It's a must!
Let's just give yourself a nickname,
I think the names my parents took are not good,
Change your nickname every three to five,
Please admire the name she took:
"Little Flowers"
"Bright Princess"
"Pretty fairy"
"Lucy"
"Princess Elsa"
"Fragrant baby"
……
And love "makeup",
Cosmetics for old mothers,
It is often spoiled beyond words.
But the one who suffered the most was Dad,
It should act as a "tool" for children to practice their hands.
Sometimes the upper body is fine,
I also like to play home,
You are the patient, she is the nurse,
Even the cats and dogs at home,
Can't escape the fate of being cosplayed.
More confusing than aesthetics,
Her "big ambitions".
You think she wants to be:
Teachers, doctors, nurses, pianists...
In fact, she wants to be:
Supermarket owners, with endless snacks;
Beggars, where they go and sleep, they can still make money;
Wild boar, run if you want;
Animal keepers, sleeping with different animals in their arms every day
……
3
The daughter is also a shredder
Q: Raising a daughter is also a lot of money, right?
That's for sure!
It is no exaggeration to say that
More often than not,
She can spend 2/3 of the entire family in a year.
Q: Where is the money spent?
Various interest classes,
What dance class, painting class, instrument class...
Let's not talk about it.
Let's just buy toys.
No less than boys.
Plush toys lined up,
Can go around the living room several times.
Barbie sees one loves one,
Love one buy one.
Kitchen toys are set after set,
Sets are different.
There are also a lot of bricks Lego,
Buy this today,
Buy that tomorrow.
In short, all kinds of toys are everywhere,
Clean and tidy only in a moment,
Toys all over the floor are the norm.
Q: Girls also have more clothes, right?
That's quite a lot!
Girls have more clothes than boys since childhood,
All kinds of styles, all kinds of styles,
It's dizzying.
Princess dresses, petal skirts, strap skirts,
Vintage style, sweet style, cool sassy style,
Each one comes in several sets.
Knowing that you can't wear it all,
I still can't help but close my eyes.
And that's just clothes.
Plus a variety of shoes, accessories,
and playground expenses,
The old mother's wallet was emptied every day.
4
The daughter is a grinder
Q: What worries you most about your daughter?
Dawdling!
Whatever you do,
Forever grinding,
It can force every cell in your body to explode.
A meal,
Can hum and eat for an hour,
You can't be in a hurry yet,
The more she urged, the more ink she became.
I comb her hair every day,
The little head is like a rattle,
Shake around, for a moment,
So angry that none of your heart, liver, spleen and lungs are painless.
Q: Is it more intimate for my daughter to always return?
That's nature.
The old mother healed herself with this sweetness.
When sick,
She will bring you water and medicine;
When doing housework,
She will offer to help;
It's okay,
Kiss you and say one more:
"My good mother, you worked hard!"
Ha ha
Whether it is a child or a daughter,
It's all tired in its own way,
Each has its own good.
Don't say anything,
Just stay up.
To believe:
Raising a baby will definitely be
Hard, hard, hard... Come with all your might!
Right?