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After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

Spring is coming, rich and idle middle-aged men, what to do?

Musk said: Buy buy buy!

Suddenly, the feel came and I couldn't stop!

Wholly acquired Twitter

On the 25th, the dust settled!

Musk hammered out three weeks after putting it into action, buying the entire stake in social media Twitter for 440 "small targets."

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

this! It is the domineering spirit from the world's richest man, who buys the entire Twitter and never shares this "delicious cake" with anyone.

According to the media, it is expected that by the end of this year, the two sides will complete the transaction.

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

According to the agreement, in the coming days, if anyone in Musk and Twitter dares to "tear up the contract", the defaulting party will have to pay up to $1 billion in liquidated damages to the other party.

As far as sauce is concerned, the Top Twitter celebrity with 83 million followers has taken another big step towards "changing the world".

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

He said:

Twitter, I'm bullish on it, has endless potential and far-reaching influence.

I look forward to unlocking the endless possibilities of Twitter with companies and all users.

I have a little wish!

After that, in my Twitter country, I was the leader! It's time to "reinvent" this social platform that affects millions of people.

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

Here, it is a huge digital city square, and all mankind must be serious and talk about topics that are crucial to the future of mankind.

But at the moment, Twitter is not the world's largest, definitely not the largest social platform on the surface, it is just a "small platform" with 217 million daily active users;

Look next door, Facebook and Instagram, that's billions!

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

But that's not a thing! Twitter has the help of heavyweights from all walks of life:

The big guys in the political circle have spoken out here, and companies, celebrities from all walks of life, and all users can also create their own small world here.

Twitter has become a solid little speaker, telling the little story of every person and every group.

Among them, Twitter loyal user, former US President Trump, has especially liked to write small essays on Twitter, during which there are some slanderous and inflammatory remarks.

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

Unfortunately, this Twitter "demon", which has led countless storms, was locked up in a small dark room on Twitter after the riots in the US Capitol on January 6, 2021.

This can only be blamed on the fact that "the king" is not capable of banknotes; count the "only" 2.5 billion US dollars in the pocket, and then exclamate "It's good to have money"!

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

But trump, who has always been stubborn, said:

Even if my account is restored, I will not continue to use this social platform.

At first, Twitter expelled me from the house, and now Twitter can't climb me; I have my own platform, and the wind is booming!

Twitter will usher in major reforms?

Since Trump has come to rub the heat, the French media who eat melons professionally also have to come and say.

The French media said: I make a bold prediction!

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

First, when it comes to content moderation, take it easy.

Musk has said that the purpose of buying Twitter is to maintain "an inclusive and free chat stage" where everyone can speak freely under the legal circumstances.

Second, open source algorithms.

This means that all professional heroes will brainstorm together. People outside of Twitter can also look at the algorithm code and make valuable comments.

Regulators may like this, but hackers prefer it.

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

Then, it's time to clear out fake accounts.

All along, a "ghost" account has been rolling back and forth on Twitter. In order to crack down on robots hidden behind false news and spam, a large number of "ghost" accounts will gradually be expelled from the Twitter stage.

Finally, optimize the paid subscription service product "Twitter Blue".

Musk said: "If Twitter relies on advertising revenue, the power of companies to control company policies is even greater." ”

While Musk is concerned about advertisers influencing Twitter policies, right now, it's a fact that 90 percent of Twitter's revenue comes from advertising.

Revenue in the fourth quarter of 2021 was $1.57 billion and advertising revenue was $1.41 billion, up 22% year-over-year.

But Musk argues that The paid subscription service "Twitter Blue" can be further improved, perhaps as an alternative source of revenue, and he also said that he would reduce the price of the subscription service product.

Coca-Cola, McDonald's,

Are they all Musk's goals?

Musk, who had just finished Twitter's "privatization" program, did not stop.

The big guy who got the social media was done, and he planned to enter the beverage circle!

On the 28th, he successfully locked in a new target:

Buy the Coca-Cola Company and add cocaine back in!

Back in the early 20th century, let everyone taste the original taste of Coca-Cola!

According to the data, the current market value of Coca-Cola is about $284.2 billion, while Musk's value is $260 billion.

In this way, if musk's consistent method of monopolizing all the shares, if he wants to win the Coca-Cola Company in one fell swoop, it is still a difficult task.

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

But just hours later, Musk commented on the Flag he had made to buy McDonald's.

He said: Listen, I can't do miracles.

Some foreign media believe that wild talk and "buy Coca-Cola" is just a "Musk-style humor".

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

After all, the gap of nearly 30 billion is not a small amount. Even if Musk sells tesla, SpaceX and other companies, he has things he can't afford.

But perhaps, Musk is in the picture of the revenue of "happy fat house water".

According to the first quarter of 2022 financial report released by The Coca-Cola Company on April 25:

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

In the first quarter, a total of $10.491 billion went into Coca-Cola's pockets; up 16 percent year-over-year, beating market expectations of $9.83 billion.

Net income was $2,793 million, up 24% year-over-year, and earnings per share were $0.64, up 16% year-over-year, higher than market expectations of $0.58.

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

Looking at this growth, even Musk is hungry when he sees it, after all, this is a beverage company that can make "stock god" Buffett "addicted".

For many years, Buffett has been obsessively optimistic about fat home water; since buying in 1988, Buffett has been firmly holding.

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

As of the end of last year, Buffett's company, Berkshire Hathaway, held a 9.2 percent stake in Coca-Cola.

As Buffett's nemesis, Musk, how much he wants to "tear down the opposite backyard", needless to say?!

Netizens fried the pan

Netizens who don't think it's a big deal to watch the hilarity, while eating melons, start a new round of imagination!

Netizen Pranay Pathole showed an old photo of Coca-Cola containing 3.5 grams of cocaine, which was first publicly sold in 1894, and posted:

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

Bring it back (Coca-Cola with cocaine)!

Musk, who has found supporters, is excited to look to the future:

"Kill Red Bull"!

Some netizens speculated about the "friendly" dialogue between the big guys

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

Bezos: Boy smashed, I heard you bought Twitter.

Musk: Amazon, that's my next little goal.

Bezos: Oh, isn't that okay?!

Musk: Added to my cart.

Some netizens believe

After Musk bought Twitter, he wanted to buy Coca-Cola and add cocaine to Coke!

Under Musk's leadership, Twitter will transform from a small blue bird into a big phoenix, or a kind full of technology!

So, when will we be able to wait, such a mechanical super power version of Twitter?

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Ref:

https://www.leparisien.fr/high-tech/rachat-de-twitter-elon-musk-critique-publiquement-des-cadres-de-la-plateforme-28-04-2022-JOX54OQT6FDVDGD7RRCMFZTLN4.php

https://www.francetvinfo.fr/internet/reseaux-sociaux/twitter/apres-l-accord-de-rachat-elon-musk-critique-publiquement-des-cadres-de-twitter_5107159.html

https://www.gqmagazine.fr/pop-culture/article/elon-musk-fait-un-carton-sur-twitter-avec-une-blague-sur-coca-cola-et-la-cocaine

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