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Musk, it's getting more and more dangerous!

Author | Yan Comb Building

Musk is determined to be the American version of martingale.

A tech maniac with a group of 20-year-old hairy guys pierced the sky in the United States.

First, the black hole of social security that is still receiving a pension at the age of 360 was exposed, and yesterday hundreds of billions of dollars of false contracts were discovered.

This made many people exclaim, it turns out that the world lighthouse of the United States is blown out. Even Trump couldn't help but yell: What a corruption.

Trump said in an interview yesterday that Musk's efficiency department found hundreds of billions of dollars in fake government contracts, and these agreements were all scams, and the funds ended up in the hands of the agreement sponsors.

If this is true, it means how big a management loophole the US government has in terms of supervision and auditing, and hundreds of billions of dollars involve hundreds of officials in dozens of departments, large and small, and this is not a simple corruption problem, but systemic corruption!

I thought that Musk would be restrained after being threatened with two assassinations, especially after being forced to retreat by the president in public with Rubio the day before yesterday, but this old guy is more and more courageous, carrying the coffin to the court every day, making big layoffs with his left hand and grasping corruption with his right hand, and vowing to carry out the reform to the end.

The first thing Trump did when he returned to the White House was to appoint Musk to set up a "Department of Government Efficiency", which was drastically cut and removed to solve the problem of bloated and overstaffed government agencies. According to Musk's plan, the 400 federal government agencies will be cut to 100, and the government budget will be reduced by $2 trillion.

The old man didn't just talk about it, but on his first day in office, he reorganized an office under the US Personnel Management Bureau. The next step is to fire more and layoffs in departments including: the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, the General Services Administration, the Environmental Protection Agency, the Ministry of Agriculture, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the National Taxation Bureau, the Forestry Administration, the Park Administration, etc.

Just yesterday a big axe was slashed at the nuclear safety sector. It is important to know that this department is shouldering the important mission of national nuclear safety. It was also preparing to shut down the United States Agency for International Development (USAID), the notorious unit that distributed dog food to the public. Musk has repeatedly threatened that the organization specializes in some chicken and dog thieves.

Lay off staff on the one hand, increase efficiency, and fight corruption on the other. He slashed at the Pentagon with the first stab, asking where the Department of Defense's $2.4 trillion in military spending went. The second cut, which goes to the Treasury Department, disburses nearly $5 trillion a year without a classification code or specification, making it a muddle.

What's even more exaggerated is that he found that the "living people" in the U.S. social security system are actually 57 million more than the total population of the United States! Among these "zombie populations", there are more than 20 million "long-lived elderly" over 100 years old, and one of them is even as high as 360 years old. Good guy, it wasn't founded 300 years ago.

According to the survey, the oldest person in the United States is only 114 years old. In other words, some people rely on these unidentified "hundred-year-old zombies" to fraudulently receive more than 100 billion yuan of government subsidies every year. Lao Ma mercilessly criticized this: This is the biggest fraud in history!

In the face of such a big scandal, technical experts immediately jumped out to clarify. Say it may be a "data ghost" caused by an old system. It is said that the database of the U.S. Social Security Administration is still in the COBOL language of the 1950s. A system with 75 years, this is too explosive!

The question is, why does such an old system still run all the time? Is there no money to change it or is it deliberately not exchanged? If it's really a system problem, then why hasn't anyone noticed it for so many years? You must know that in the United States, the two parties take turns to sit in the bank, and it is obvious that both sides have acquiesced to this "zombie economy".

In the face of this ceiling-level corruption, many people feel that the sky is falling. In particular, some public figures who advocate the beacon of human civilization in the United States have the best system in their eyes, and all civil servants have clean sleeves, never receive salaries, and there is no corruption.

Now this lighthouse has collapsed. Not only is the corruption staggering, but it is also a nest and a systematic crime. Seeing no, the greed of human nature is all the same. Don't always think that we can't catch corrupt officials here, in fact, it's the same everywhere, as long as there is 300% profit, they can lick the blood.

It is not a politician in the federal government who punctures this myth, but an outsider. The efficiency department led by Musk has a total of more than 20 people, the oldest is 25 years old, and the youngest is only 19 years old. It was these hairy guys who were not afraid of the sky and the earth that turned the bloated federal government upside down and made 21 million civil servants tremble.

As a result, Musk has also become the number one public enemy in the United States, and he may be killed at any time. On the one hand, the attorneys general of 14 states in the United States jointly impeached Musk and his "Ministry of Government Efficiency" for violating the constitution by crossing the line. On the other hand, ordinary people were incited by public opinion to publicly smash Tesla in protest.

In order to be a good "Minister Ma", he couldn't even take care of his own base camp, and the starship failed to launch several times. Tesla's stock price has been shorted by capital for many days, and its market value once fell below the trillion dollar mark, and Musk's net worth has shrunk by hundreds of billions of dollars.

During this time, Musk also received two assassination threats against himself. This made the 54-year-old horse smell danger. To this end, he had to "arrange the aftermath" in advance and secretly select a successor to ensure that the company could continue to operate "under any circumstances".

But these did not deter Musk. He is determined to be a merchant in the United States. Just two days ago, at the cabinet meeting, Musk, who is Trump's left-hand man, and Rubio, who is his right-hand arm, broke out into a heated argument over the issue of layoffs. It also suggests that there is already a deep rift within the Trump administration.

Trump's performance is intriguing. He first sat on the mountain with his arms crossed and watched the tiger fight. When the two quarreled, he ended, on the one hand, he affirmed that Rubio "did a good job", and then said that he would continue to support Musk's mission. But it also reminded Musk that work should be done in a way and in a way.

What broke Musk's defense the most was that Trump suggested that "now that the cabinet is in place, from now on, the specific measures will be the responsibility of the ministers, and the Musk team will only make recommendations." Then reassure other cabinet officials that we are emphasizing the "scalpel" rather than the "big axe."

What he didn't expect was that when Trump talked about the infighting, he began to backstab the American survivor: Normally, he should lay off 4% of his workforce, but he said he should lay off 50% or 60%. He did a good job and he didn't have to.

The meaning is already obvious. Since ancient times, reformers have not ended well. Musk, who is determined to be a businessman, is of course no exception, and his mission will come to an end when he helps Trump return to the White House.

In fact, when Time magazine put him directly behind the president's desk, suggesting that he was a "shadow president", the end of the rabbit and the dog was already doomed.

In 197 AD, Cao Cao could not attack Yuan Shu for a long time, but the soldiers had more food and less food to eat, so he changed the amount of food from a big bucket to a small bucket, which caused dissatisfaction among the soldiers.

In order to appease the morale of the army and appease the anger of the people, he called the quartermaster Wang Yu to the tent and said: "I will borrow the head of the Erxiang person."

I don't know if Musk's neck is cold when he sees this story?

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