1. Crab Boss: You've been fired SpongeBob: Crab Boss... Crab Boss: No thanks
2. The glass lamp fell before you went to sleep, and it was falling, and it was still saying to you: Good night, I want to break, I want to break
3. I went to buy meat sandwich steamed buns, asked the boss to put more spicy, just ate a bite and fell to the ground and got muddy. I cried, it turned out that this is called spicy film like mud
4. One day A person goes to get a haircut, but the barber is chatting, and the person says: Straighten me out, I've heard it, I've heard it
5. The queen is dead, the other ants keep yelling, we don't have the queen, we don't have the queen, I hear... We don't have any more
6. Jujube and goji berries are good friends Jujube is dead Goji berries are very sad to say: Jujube An
7. The girl said to her father that her father was better than where we went, and her father did not hear, and her mother laughed a little, and the girl said to her mother that her mother was laughing at you. Mom slapped her
8. When I was a child, my family was poor, the only valuable thing was the big iron lock at the door, when it rained, I cried and ran to the door to hold the iron lock, shouting: Old iron, you don't rust, you don't rust!
9. This morning it was very windy and rainy, I was ready to go out Mom asked me if I wanted an umbrella, I said no umbrella, no umbrella, did you hear it, don't scatter
10. The child's chocolate melted on the ground, and the child said it was like mud, like mud, did you hear it, and missed you
11. Stomach pain in the middle of the night, I said: stomach, can you not stop the point, the stomach said: I am not called stomach, my name is Chu Yuxing
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