1, stomach pain in the middle of the night, so I discussed with the stomach
Me: Stomach, can you please stop hurting
Stomach: I don't call stomach, my name is Chu Yuxing.
2, SpongeBob was fired by the crab boss
SpongeBob said with tears in her eyes, "Crab Boss.."
Crab Boss: "No thanks"
3, the tiger gave the lion green
You know why?
Because tigers have a "green division qualification certificate"
4, "How happy if someone belongs to me"
"Don't make a fuss, no one is a fish"
5, there is a piece of glass it is a little sleepy
Then it jumped down from the stairs
And said, "Good night, I'm broken."
6, omelette fell in love with poached eggs
It took the guitar and walked downstairs to the poached egg house to sing:
"It's a little love song about an omelette"
7, one day, the bear is washing clothes, but there is a place how to wash can not be washed,
Mother bear said you rub seriously, and the little bear said with red eyes, "Rub it over."
8, once upon a time there was a piglet, it planted a strawberry and a mango, strawberries grow so slowly and slowly, the piglet said to the strawberry "Berry you can't do, berry you can't ~~"
9, one day, the bear went around looking for his own book
"Where is my book?"
"Yeah, where did I lose?"
10, a small duck wants to try to align with the duck in front, but how to run is not aligned,
It says "Align, align,"
11, one day the little duck was reading a book, and the mother duck said that she had eaten and closed the book.
Good together, good together, do you hear, "Good together~"
12, one day the bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting while chasing,
Ball ball you don't go, ball ball you don't go, do you hear "please don't go ~"
13, the bear and the bunny are taller, the bunny is shorter than the bear,
The little rabbit said to the bear, I am short of you, I am short of you, do you hear "I love you ~~"
14, the WeChat group of the little rabbit and the little bear was dissolved,
The little bear privately talked to the little rabbit and said, don't build it again, have you heard it, "Don't say goodbye ~"
15, once upon a time there was a little duck called the bursting mud duck, and his call was louder than other ducklings,
So the other ducks call it "good bang bang mud duck~"
Apologies for the invasion and deletion.