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Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

Flying gimbal, mobile phone seconds to become a drone! Invisible laser, anytime, anywhere recharge! Translate the collar and understand the real thoughts of your master in seconds!

Where are so many anti-dark technologies? Don't worry, today we will take stock of what seems to be praised, but in fact, the egg uses no April Fool's Day black technology!

Put it into a laugh type

Well, even my grandmother didn't believe it

The most basic operation of April Fool's Day is: the opening of a picture, the content is all edited.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

Last year, HUAWEI CLOUD developed a collar that can translate animal languages in real time. Based on the ModelArts Pro natural language processing suite, this collar is designed to model massive animal sounds and deploy AI models inside the collar. As soon as the collar is worn, the animal's sound data is detected in real time and instantly translated into text or voice messages.

Good fellow, I seem to have heard our master scolding me.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

DJI, the leader in the drone industry, april fool's day is really very DJI. They released a mobile phone flying gimbal MAMO, embedding the mobile phone into the gimbal, throwing it into the air, and the mobile phone became a drone in seconds!

This wave, ah, belongs to the perfect combination of drone technology and mobile phone imaging technology. But there is a small problem, my phone is in the sky, so do I want to take another phone to use?

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

2014 is the year of the explosion of wearable devices. On April Fool's Day this year, HTC, Samsung, Toshiba and many other companies will release smart gloves that can be linked with mobile phones. Through the advanced sensors on the gloves, we can accurately recognize a variety of user gestures and make calls, take pictures, and send messages anytime, anywhere. In the design of the gloves, it is also a sense of fashion and technology.

Very well, I choose a smartwatch.

Poorly unsatisfactory

Yes, it should be quite appropriate to put it in a science fiction movie

I was in tears when I saw these black technologies, and they actually tried to convince us.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

In 2019, Google introduced their triumphant masterpiece - Tulip Translator Google Tulip.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

Together with a group of botanists at Wageningen University in the Netherlands, they digitized the different sound wave signals emitted by tulips.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

Then use the cloud computing Internet of Things core to classify and store hundreds of tulip sound wave data. Then, through the method of machine learning, we will train this set of natural language models exclusive to tulips.

Very well, now you can finally talk to the flowers you raised.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

Dirty screen? Never mind. Google is about to launch a screen cleaner app, Screen Cleaner. Dirt is modeled in 3D through a built-in dirt detection API, supplemented by machine learning.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

Based on the calculation results, a haptic micro-vibration generator is invoked to shake the dirt off the screen. After a wave of operation, the logical closed loop of global search, precision calculation and precision strike is perfectly realized. But I just want to know, the screen and the dirt, who can live to the end?

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

If your hands are busy with something else and you find your voice assistant too hard to use, why not try using your feet? AR company NREAL claims to equip their AR eyewear products with toe tracking technology. According to different postures, various mobile phone functions are precisely mobilized. When asked what scenario this feature is best suited for, the product manager said that when you're lying in a bed, the toe controls give you a more relaxing experience.

Eh? Under what circumstances does it take to lie on the bed, to have two hands empty, and to be inconvenient to speak?

In the form of false and real

What the? Is it fake?

Of course, in addition to these nonsensical examples, there are some black technologies that look quite fragrant.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

In 2011, a foreign video website added a retro filter function, after clicking the 1911 button in the lower left corner of the video, the video will play under the retro filter. Since most videos at that time could use this feature except for a few copyright-restricted videos, many people misunderstood it as a real iteration of the new feature. It wasn't until the feature was removed a week after it went live that everyone reacted, and many people called for the restoration of the feature.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

Nvidia is truly redefining the game assistant. In 2019, Nvidia announced that it will release the world's first holographic projection game assistant, R.O.N. However, its functionality is significantly different from other game assistants, because its main function is the so-called game language converter. When you can't wait to ask the other party to open voice communication because your teammates are too bad, he will automatically turn your true disposition into a cordial greeting (play well ~)

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

Even more awesome is its line accessibility function, when you plan to go to the comment area to find someone to match the line, he will automatically generate a line review based on your and your opponent's game data, so that you can use language to crush the opponent while maintaining the reasonable guest.

Here is still to remind everyone, "civilized play, enjoy a happy life." But if this assistant is really on sale, remember to give me the whole one.

Fake drama really do type

prophet? The knife is gone!

Finally, there are some black technologies that I thought were a joke and actually realized.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

On April 1, 2020, OPPO released the air laser charging technology OPPO Ace infinity. Through the invisible laser, real-time positioning of mobile phones, where the mobile phone is, the power supply will follow; air charging, wireless but always online, the principle of animation is also the same.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

Although at the end of the demonstration, OPPO also said that this is just an April Fool's joke, but it is obvious that the speaker is unintentional and the listener is intentional. Because in less than a year, Xiaomi actually announced the air charging technology.

Mobile phones become drones, laser air charging, April Fool's Day black technology inventory!

Perhaps not to be outdone, a month later, OPPO announced a new air-distance charging technology. This time OPPO was serious and practical in its demonstration on the concept machine. If it weren't for the fact that the technical principles were very different from the plan a year ago, everyone would really have to wonder whether it was a simple joke or a joke to tell the truth.

After watching so many April Fools' Day black technology, you may think that this is just a bunch of unprofessional spoofs. But for the company, in addition to being funny, a good April Fool's Day joke also has to find a way to quietly integrate product characteristics, technical advantages, corporate culture, etc. If the joke is good, it is actually a rare publicity opportunity, and the effect will not be worse than that of really doing an advertisement.

But for us ordinary people, we don't have to think about it so much. After all, the most important thing about being a human being is to be happy.

So, how do you spend April Fool's Day, why not share it with you in the comment area

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