laitimes

Male treasure, surnamed Jin, hopes to grow up to be a sunny and handsome boy, how to name?

With the pen as a soldier and the sound as a horse, a person can also live as a jungle animal in the team.

1

I found that the hardest thing I could put down in my life was my phone.

The easiest thing to put down is the work at hand.

via: Willow three poop

Male treasure, surnamed Jin, hopes to grow up to be a sunny and handsome boy, how to name?

2

Is there anything more fun than touching a fish at work, and that is to eat a snack while touching a fish?

3

When I go to work and sit at my desk, I'm in a daze for a while. If you ask me why?" I need this time to prepare for the rest of my day. ”

via: Ammu

4

It's so mysterious how I managed to be exhausted from doing nothing every day.

The law of conservation of energy is the fish that slips through the net.

via: Wonderful crisp penguin

Male treasure, surnamed Jin, hopes to grow up to be a sunny and handsome boy, how to name?

5

Money flows to people who are not short of money, love also flows to people who do not lack love, only to go to work to people who are both short of money and love.

via: Idol Behavior Awards

6

My son, who was doing his homework, asked me how to write about decadent decadence, and I was a little confused, my brain racing, and my hands unconsciously tearing my hair.

My son stared at me, and suddenly realized: I remember, the left side of the decadent word is bald.

7

There is a kind of happiness in this world that only people who can cook understand, that is, the food you cook, others think it is very delicious, and eat nothing left.

That sense of accomplishment is like winning a grand prize for your work, like meeting a confidant.

via: Memories for the special vest

8

It is also too exaggerated to tell the truth about the low appetite priority of those thin people, right?

Not only do I often forget to eat, but I often feel that "it's too much trouble, today's meal will be saved" "Eating ramen at noon is still very full, and I don't eat at night" "Although my stomach is a little hungry, but I am very sleepy, let's sleep."

Unbelievable.

I also want to be like that.

9

Girls who often brush Weibo have not seen any paragraphs, if there is a boy to tell her what paragraph she can still laugh out, that is true love.

via: Big Head and his friends

Male treasure, surnamed Jin, hopes to grow up to be a sunny and handsome boy, how to name?

10

A beautiful female colleague in the office asked me to go and fix her sewers, and I happily agreed.

When I got to her house she went to make me tea, and I was bending over to check the sewers when suddenly she hugged me from behind.

My heart beat faster and I turned around to hug her... Unexpectedly, it was her family's husky.

11

The sister-in-law quarreled, ran home crying and crying, and made a fuss about getting a divorce!

I usually talked to her very well, and my mother-in-law asked me to persuade her.

I took her hand and advised in a serious tone: "Sister, live with two mouths, you can't always hold on to his shortcomings, you have to think more about his good, take his good more than others' bad!" Compare him to your brother! ”

The sister-in-law thought about it and cried even more sadly: "There is no harm without contrast!" Look at my brother, married to a fat and ugly daughter-in-law, and still put it in the palm of his hand every day! Divorce, this marriage must be divorced! ”

via: Encyclopedia of Troubles

12

During this time at home, I was almost sick, so I diligently took out all the shoes at home and brushed them again, the harvest was not small, I seized more than two thousand of my father's private money, and my brother wrote love letters to her classmates, these days watching my mother train my father, beating my brother, I feel that the whole family is full of joy and peace.

13

"Male treasure, surnamed Jin, hopes to grow up to be a sunny and handsome boy, how to name?"

"Gold, Gold, Gold and Gold"

"So unique wow, what is the meaning of the master?"

"Golden × 5"

via: The god of good fortune

14

I don't want to marry a man like my father, I don't want to be a woman like my mother, I don't want to have a child like myself.

via: Balsa Aoki deep

Male treasure, surnamed Jin, hopes to grow up to be a sunny and handsome boy, how to name?

15

The monks find inner peace because they don't have to deal with anyone else.

via:Prize-Survey-8843

The above is published through the network. If you need to reprint, please indicate the original source.

【Bacillus killer】Brushing teeth every day and bad breath?

(90% of it is because... See if you've been tricked! )

Read on