Want to get kids into the entertainment industry? It will only be reaped mercilessly

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I don't know if you have ever thought about letting children act?

Now many entertainment stars are born as child stars, like what Yang Mi, Yang Zi, Guan Xiaotong, and TFboy three small ones, from childhood in the show business circle to climb and roll, hundreds of refinements, and finally big red, hourly salary of 2.08 million...

Whenever you see the salary level of internal entertainment, it is inevitable that there will be a few seconds to think about it.

Moreover, the gossip of internal entertainment is constantly PUA old mother: when the threshold of stardom is not high, the downturn in appearance can be saved, and the education is not good enough to read a secondary school. There is no need to work as hard as practicing the art of physical education, and the last fight is the luck of the times.

In these hook sections, being a star is like buying a lottery ticket, two pieces and twenty thousand pieces can be bet... It's not yet clear who will win.

So, try it with a baby?

The marginal people in the entertainment industry ate this mentality of the parents, took a few roles without lines to engage in sea selection training, and began to harvest a new round of mothers...

Recently watched @ Fat Girl Late Nursery Ah Fat wrote a story of auditioning with his son, which really made me laugh to death.

Because she heard that the opportunity was free, my mother had a wild whim in her brain, dragged her own Oda to audition, and wanted to play a little beggar in the anti-Japanese drama.

When I arrived at the scene, there was a sea of people, and the world of internal entertainment was so rolled up, in order to play a beggar, I had to be auditioned nationwide.

And every kid feels like they're in a stunt. Hanging a double stick around his neck, he was still nervously reviewing "A generation of heavenly pride, Genghis Khan"...

Ah Fat thought that his son was sure to win, after all, those deliberately cultivated children, covered with gold and emitting noble energy, how could they be more like beggars than sons without any axe chisel marks?

Strength to strength, performance talent has not been... This is similar to being familiar with astronomical geography, and in the end the paper was not examined, and failure was inevitable, which can be understood. The mother and son were about to go back to the house, and before the door came out, they were pulled by a teacher who said that the director wanted to see you.

The director said that a fat child has talent, as long as he follows him for a year and a half, how can he play a supporting role. However, the training fee, transportation, meal cost, accommodation, and accommodation costs are at their own expense, and the gross hair is about 40,000 yuan.

Ah Fat listened to the sigh, it turned out that the teenager became famous, but also the rich people have the opportunity, and the salary is not worthy.

This way of thinking about problems is full of contemporary parental introspection, which is admirable and admirable. If you put it aside 20 years ago, it wouldn't look like this.

Recently, I have nothing to do with Long Yingtai's book "Dear Andrei", which also has a story of taking his son to participate in the audition of a music society, which is very representative.

Andrea went to junior high school, and the school sent a letter to her mother to take the child to a music test.

Mother and son went. The teacher sat by the piano and asked, "Do you play the piano?" shake one’s head. Playing the piano? shake one’s head. Singing? Still shaking your head. Finally, he murmured a song called "Two Tigers," and Long Yingtai described the song as "goosebumps like trying to scrape a blackboard with your fingernails." ”

Half of the words were forgotten, the performance was tragic, and Andrei was so embarrassed that he almost became a Buddha on the ground, and he couldn't move it. When the mother came home, she took out the letter and looked at it carefully, and it said:

If you think your child has a "particularly outstanding musical talent"...

Long Yingtai recalled this incident and lamented that he was unaware of it for a while, so that his son had the experience of being a loser from an early age.

Look, originally a child's skills are not as good as people, the mother is distressed, will also feel that the child's level is not enough to work hard enough... What now? If the child can't do it, it must be that the efforts of the parents are not enough.

Oda did not choose to be elected, eating, drinking and having fun is like a person who has nothing to do, and there are more bragging points with classmates. When the mother shook her head in pain, she felt that she was a stumbling block for the child, and there was no spare money to send you to learn from the teacher, which hindered you from becoming a rising star.

Sorry, your parents are losers.

After 20 years of iteration, Chinese parents are really more enlightened than each generation. Tie the success of the child to yourself, and feel that as long as you work hard enough, you can solve everything, such as sending the child to the clouds, and from then on, you will embark on the road to success.

It's so simple! Especially in the entertainment industry.

I also took the kids to the audition...

It's not that I hope to achieve wealth freedom through children; I don't think that babies are born beautiful and can really be stars; it's not like Zheng Shuang's mother, there is a star dream that must be replaced by two...

It is to listen to the tragic of the young and the young, thinking about what kind of evidence they can take.

English was only learned at the age of five, and the KET test was no play; the Olympic number did not think about it, and the child did not have the background to learn mathematics. Scratching your head can't find the flash of talent...

On this thin basis, if you want to make a young resume, you can only develop different resources in another way.

Coincidentally, there is a message in a friend group, saying that a musical is looking for a small actor, a flash of inspiration, this has no threshold to try, in case it succeeds?

I received an interview notice after sending a photo resume, so efficient that I was a little suspicious of whether I had met a cottage group and specialized in sending warmth to the countryside? The assistant hastened to explain that they were regular performances, with many big names participating, and also issuing a show fee.

There are not many performances with appearance fees, and most of the recruitment of small actors have to ask their parents to charge, and A Fat Audition is an example.

Regular performances, as well as big names participating, I thought it would be good to get a few group photos to add to the resume. Being able to generate this kind of thought shows how confused my thinking was at that time.

The interview chose a splendid imitation palace compound...

Vegan Wa used the recitation of poems without artificial carving traces, defeated the elocution class-trained poetry reading and depressed elementary school bully, and got the role (children who have been deliberately trained cannot speak normally).

Before the performance, rehearsals were required, and the place was changed from the palace compound to the bottom merchant of the community, and the baby was sent through half of Beijing at a time. Tossing and turning for several days, the big names have not been seen, and the main actor is still late every day...

The mysterious superstar was gathered before the performance, but... They were all "Jay Chou" and "Liang Jingru" of my mother-in-law's time. Sitting on the stage, hundreds of years older, some can only put the original voice to the lip type, I can't think of how anyone can buy a ticket to see?

Sure enough, the sale of tickets basically depends on sending, and the performance is all sponsored. Big names can't be offended, they can only cut the children's performance fees. The assistant whispered for half a day, saying that the crew was tightly funded, and the performance became a public welfare performance.

It doesn't matter if I don't give money, my goal is to save up my resume anyway. But this patchwork crew is very undrafted, and the honorary certificates issued on stage are not complete. Later, after chasing for a month, I finally got a cheap little red book stamped with a company's stamp...

Don't think about it, this thing is definitely useless to the young child.

Moreover, even this experience (and later a national tour) was of no use to children.

Neither did it make her interested in acting; it didn't make her other directors like it and invite her to more performances; it didn't even make her more confident and generous in front of people...

The entertainment industry door is shaking around, no miracles have happened (which is very fortunate), there is no overnight fame, there is no half a fan, she is still ordinary.

But I am sure of one thing, this entertainment circle, or do not let children touch it.