Once upon a time, there was an old man who went in the wind and rain all his life, as a cow and a horse, and pulled up three sons with his wife. When the three sons have established a family, the old mother can't get up in one breath and goes back to the yin, leaving the old man to be supported by the three sons in turn. It is reasonable to say that this old man is the time to drink sesame oil with his beard and enjoy the blessings of his children and grandchildren. Who knew that the three sons and daughters-in-law were not filial piety. Nominally, the old man took turns eating at the home of his three sons. However, when they think of it, they take care of the old man's meal, and if they can't think of it, they let the old man often starve for a day. Although the old man was very sad and sad, he also felt that he was old and useless, so he did not want to bother with his son and daughter-in-law to talk and calculate for no reason, but silently endured.
Another year of waxing moon, it was almost Chinese New Year's Eve, and the old man was still lying alone in the hut. He thought about his deceased wife, looked at the emptiness in front of him, and felt an unspeakable bitterness in his heart. He was counting this year's year, I don't know how it was yesterday, when suddenly the three daughters-in-law stood in front of him brushing together, all calling him to eat, and they shouted warmer and more sincerely than before.
What's going on? It's a little confusing to the old man. In fact, for the sake of this, how could the old man think of it!
On this day, the eldest said to his daughter-in-law, "Baby and his mother, go and ask our father to go." Tomorrow is the New Year, relatives and neighbors are going to come to our house to kowtow to the New Year, if people ask about our father, we will say with us for the New Year, let him enjoy the blessings of the old man, how much face it is. Besides, we are the boss, usually do not care about food, this New Year's Day, you have to settle a filial piety name. ”
When the daughter-in-law heard this, she felt reasonable and said, "Okay, I'll go." Usually do not care about food, the New Year, you have to put on a filial piety appearance for people to see. ”
When the second eldest sister-in-law saw that the eldest sister-in-law had gone to ask her father to eat, she also hurried to say to her daughter-in-law: "Hey, the child, you see our eldest sister-in-law has gone to ask her father to eat." His family usually does not care about a meal, the New Year, rushing to call our father, want to grab face, fall a filial piety, call us humiliated. Quick, you also go and call out to our father. ”
"Yes, I'll go too!" The second daughter-in-law said, "Hmm, the eldest brother and sister-in-law just want to put gold on their faces, and we can't put powder on our stomachs." This face must not be let go. After saying that, he ran away.
Although Xiao San was reckless, he was not stupid. Seeing that his eldest sister-in-law and second sister-in-law had gone to call his father to dinner, he knew what their hearts were. He hurried to the house and said to his daughter-in-law, "Oh, you're blind? Tomorrow is the Year, our eldest sister-in-law and second sister-in-law have gone to call daddy to eat, you can't see it? Tomorrow is the year, let the relatives and neighbors of the family see, the father eats at their home, it seems that we are not filial piety. Hurry up, I must call my father to our house, otherwise, I must beat you up." ”
When Xiao Sanjia heard this, she was furious, and she said to Xiao San, "What bullshit are you talking about?" Who can't see this? Look at me, I have to call the old man to our house!"
The three daughters-in-law all came to the old man, and really made the old man dizzy. Only to hear the eldest daughter-in-law say: "Father, tomorrow is the New Year, I am the eldest, come home with me." ”
"Daddy, come with me!" The second daughter-in-law said, "I am usually not good for you to serve you, so this New Year's Day, let me do my filial piety." ”
The Little Third Family was even younger and more vigorous, only to see her swing her hand and say in a high-throated voice: "The old man has taken over, and whoever wants to call him today is not in the middle, he must go with me!"
Can the eldest daughter-in-law and the second daughter-in-law still be willing? When you called out to me, you dragged me, and you saw that an old man was about to fall apart.
He thought: Usually this does not matter, that does not ask, but today it is a chaotic struggle, who am I going to go with?
Although the old man was a farmer, he had also read for a few days, read a few words, and wanted to take a "shelf", and it was difficult for them to be embarrassed. So I thought about it and said to the three daughters-in-law: "Don't pull, she doesn't drag, who to go with, I don't want to say." I think so, you concubines, each of you writes a poem, and whoever does it well, I will do it with whom?"
When the three daughters-in-law heard about the poem, they all stared. But no one was willing to show weakness, and they all said: "Do it, and you will come up with a problem." ”
The old man said, "Cough, my body is about to let you pull the handle apart, and my heart also tells you to pull the chaos." Now I don't have a good topic, but first of all, you can talk about what each person's mother's family does for a living, and what can you send me. With this as the title, the rhyme is in the middle. ”
The three daughters-in-law had no opinion, so they started from the big row and the small one.
The eldest daughter-in-law said, "My mother's family is teaching, so let's take the book as the title." ”
The old man said, "Well, it's good to teach, it's a civilized family, so you can do it." ”
The eldest daughter-in-law thought about it and did it. She said: "First send the "Hundred Family Names" and the "Three Character Classic", and I will go to the upper room to invite my father-in-law." If the father-in-law does not want to go, he will send the Analects and the Book of Poetry" again"
When the old man heard this, he said happily, "Medium." Yes, all four poems were used, and it seemed that I had to go with my eldest daughter-in-law. Listen to the second family. ”
The second daughter-in-law said, "My mother's family runs a medicine shop." ”
When the old man listened, he thought: Oh, the medicine shop? In this big year, can you still take medicine? But I can't help but let her do it. He said, "Opening a medicine shop is also a good deal, so you can do it." ”
The second daughter-in-law did it. She said, "First hand over licorice and wheat dong, and then go to the upper room to ask your father-in-law." The father-in-law will not go with me, and then send the mustard and the windproof. ”
The old man listened, four flavors of Chinese medicine, rhymes together, but also not bad. Busy said: "The second family is also doing well..."
Before the old man could say anything further, the little three families couldn't hold their breath. She said, "Oh, this is good, that's also in the middle, you haven't heard about it yet!"
The old man said, "Little Third Family, don't be forceful, which one said he wouldn't listen to you?" As long as you do better than the two of them, I will go with you today." Say, what is your mother's business?"
"Shovel the hooves of a donkey!"
"Ah, shoveling donkey hooves?"
The old man listened, this deal is not the same, what can she send me? But I can't help but let her do it. Then he said, "Shoveling the hooves of a donkey, the size is also a deal, you do it." ”
"You all listen!" The third daughter-in-law said and did it. She groaned, "I grabbed my hoof and grabbed my mane, and came to the upper room to ask my father-in-law." My father-in-law will not go with me——""
The old man asked, "What about you?"
The third daughter-in-law said, "I grabbed my nose and twisted it hard!" Saying, she was really going to screw the old man's nose. When the old man looked at it, Xiao Sanjia's speech was horizontal, and he hurriedly said, "His third sister-in-law, don't screw it, today I will go with you." ”