Gu Long Novel "Happy Hero" Thirty-first Time The Old Fox and the Drunken Man

　　Guo Dalu does not like to swear, nor is he likely to scold people, and his voice is really loud.

　　He stood at the gate of the Jin family and cursed, and even Yan Qi, who was outside the alley, could hear it clearly.

　　There is a large poplar tree near the entrance of the alley, and there is a stone pier under the tree.

　　Yan Qiqi stood on the stone pier, listening to Guo Dalu cursing people, with a very appreciative expression on his face, as if he was listening to a famous horn singing.

　　Because Guo Dalu didn't scold him.

　　Guo Dalu scolded Jin Dashuai.

　　"Surnamed Jin, you are obviously a person, why do you hide in the house and be a shrunken-headed turtle?" What are you afraid of, is your nose already crooked, so you dare not come out to see people? ”

　　The more Yan Qi's ears listened, the more proud he became, because these words were taught to Guo Dalu.

　　"Since Marshal Jin won't see you, he will stand at his door and scold him until he comes out."

　　This method is called scolding warfare, which is also a very old strategy, and it is usually very effective.

　　When the two armies are opposed, as long as one side cannot hold out, the other side will send someone to scold the battle, scolding the other side can not stand it, and when it comes out to meet the battle, it will be successful.

　　It is said that Zhuge Liang scolded Cao Cao in this way.

　　Guo Dalu was not willing to do this, but Yan Qi's words touched him.

　　"Even Mr. Zhuge can use this strategy, why can't you?"

　　Since this was a strategy, not an act of a scoundrel, Guo Dalu scolded, and scolded really bitterly.

　　As long as Jin Dashuai can hear it, it is strange not to be scolded by him.

　　Strange things happen every year.

　　Guo Dalu's voice scolded people, and even people three streets away would not fail to hear.

　　But the door of the Jin family still didn't even move at all.

　　Is Kim Dashuai deaf?

　　Others had not yet been scolded, but Guo Dalu himself could not hold his breath first. The words that Yan Qiqi taught him, he had already turned over and scolded several times, others had not heard it yet, but he himself was already tired of scolding, and he wanted to find a few fresh words to scold, but he couldn't think of it.

　　Just then, the old treacherous concierge had come out with a chair in his hand.

　　A very comfortable rattan chair.

　　The old fox actually moved the rattan chair to Guo Dalu's face and gently put it down, his face was still the kind of skin that did not smile, not even a little anger.

　　Guo Dalu was stunned and couldn't help but say, "What are you doing here?" ”

　　The old concierge smiled and said, "This is what our grandfather specially asked me to send." ”

　　Guo Dalu said, "Did he hear me scolding him?" ”

　　The old concierge said, "Although our old man is not young, his ears are not deaf yet." ”

　　Guo Dalu said, "What did he ask you to send this rattan chair for?" ”

　　The old concierge said, "He was afraid that Guo Daxia was too tired to scold, so he asked Guo Daxia to sit down and scold, and said that if Guo Daxia was thirsty, whether he wanted tea or wine, he just had to command, and I would immediately send it to Guo Daxia." ”

　　He smiled again, and continued: "Although there are many great heroes who come here, none of them have scolded more wonderfully than Guo Daxia, so our grandfather hopes that Guo Daxia will scold more often, if he can scold a little louder, it will be better." ”

　　Guo Dalu looked at this rattan chair and was scared for half a day, without even saying a word, turning his head and leaving.

　　The old concierge was still laughing in the back: "Guo Daxia is leaving, don't send it, don't send it, and when you have time in the future, please ask Guo Daxia to come at any time, here there is not only tea and wine, but also medicine for dumb throat." ”

　　Guo Dalu almost twisted his nose.

　　Yan Qi, looking at him, shook his head, and said, "I told you to be angry with others, but you yourself were half angry, so why bother?" ”

　　Guo Dalu said with hatred, "If you see the appearance of that old fox, it is strange that you are not killed by him." ”

　　Yan Qiqi said, "No matter what he says, you are farting when he is farting, aren't you angry?" ”

　　Guo Dalu said, "No matter what I say, he is really when I am farting." ”

　　Yan Qi's eyes blinked, "Did he really scold you for farting?" ”

　　Guo Dalu said, "Although I didn't say it, it was even more hateful than saying it." ”

　　Yan Qiqi said, "You can actually stand it?" ”

　　Guo Dalu said, "If you can't stand it, you have to suffer it." ”

　　Yan Qiqi said, "Why?" ”

　　Guo Dalu said, "Because I was already farting." ”

　　Yan Qiqi smiled. Of course, the way he smiled was still much better than the old concierge, but it was not as good as before.

　　Guo Dalu looked at him and said with a straight face: "How many good ideas do you have, just say it all at once." ”

　　Yan Qiqi said, "You still want to listen?" ”

　　Guo Dalu said, "Listen to death, listen to death one less." ”

　　Yan Qiqi also sighed and smiled bitterly, "Unfortunately, I have no idea." ”

　　Guo Dalu said coldly, "How can a genius like you become clueless?" ”

　　Yan Qiqi sighed, "You said that the concierge was an old fox, and in my opinion, Grand Marshal Jin is really an old fox." ”

　　Guo Dalu said coldly, "Didn't you say that he has always been very bold and generous?" ”

　　Yan Qiqi said, "When he really touches you, if he can't beat you, he will have to pay hundreds of taels of gold, and if he hurts you, he will also have to pay hundreds of taels of silver for medical expenses." ”

　　He sighed again and said, "I see that Grand Marshal Jin must have been deceived a lot recently, and he has learned a lot of obedience, so he has finally figured out this truth, how can he be willing to be deceived again?" ”

　　Guo Dalu said, "If he doesn't get fooled, I'll be fooled." ”

　　Yan Qiyan said, "Actually, you can't be counted as deceived; you finally scolded people once in pain and happiness." ”

　　Guo Dalu said, "Can I scold again?" ”

　　Yan Qiqi said, "Who do you want to scold this time?" ”

　　Guo Dalu said, "Scold you." ”

　　Suddenly, a horse galloped in, Guo Dalu was already angry that he was not interested in anything, and he did not bother to look back, Yan Qi, who was standing opposite him, but lowered his head, as if he did not want to be seen by the people on the horse, the eyes of the people on the horse were very sharp, this horse just rushed into the alley, suddenly a long roar, people stood up.

　　Immediately the people were handsome in riding, the reins were tightened, the people had jumped up, volleyed over, and landed lightly in front of Guo Dalu, a dress that was redder than a plum, and the red was dazzling.