Good evening, friends. Two days ago, I brushed up on a question called "What is the thing you don't know until you have a boyfriend?" Funny, the first thing that came to my mind was that my boyfriend could wear a pair of underwear for five years.
Of course, the so-called "can wear for five years" is not to wear ha every day, otherwise just think about it and smell it.
Wearing it for five years means that these five years have been intermittently pampering this pair of underwear. Even when he wore it to the waistband of his pants, he couldn't hang it, and the fabric was worn to the point where it could penetrate the hole, and he still didn't plan to throw it, and said that "the more comfortable it is."
Straight men who don't like to dress up and don't pay much attention to it, the preference for old underwear and clothes is really unbeatable. Take my family, for example, I did not buy underwear and new clothes for my boyfriend, and as a result, people just didn't wear new ones, and asked "old ones are comfortable to wear" or "new ones are too hoops to panic".
Not only my man, a British survey report shows that "men say goodbye to old underwear on average for seven years", it is difficult to imagine, right? Seven years, friends, a pair of sturdy underwear can even get rid of a lot of girlfriends (no).
Most of the straight men I know don't dress up much, and to sum up, I found that the biggest feature of this creature is that straight men "care about face and don't care about Lizi".
It is reflected in the dressing, that is, the outside is decently dressed, take off the outer layer, and love the inside.
I remember working in the last company, there was a male colleague in the office who had a lot of different coats, but when I took off my coat, I wore only a white T in the summer and a gray sweatshirt in the winter. Behind the scenes, everyone discussed whether he was wearing these two underwear all year round, and did not wash them at all in order to wear them every day.
Later, I couldn't help but ask the reason, and I was shocked! People actually change clothes every day, just because they like the style and for convenience, they have placed 5 pieces of the same style at a time to wear, and his original words are "anyway, the coat can't see inside."
In addition to the underwear and sweatshirt, he also told us that he had 20 pairs + of the same solid color socks, more than 10 pairs of the same solid color panties, and when he wore dirty, he threw them in the dirty clothes basket, and then took out a new set of the same style to wear, every day.
As soon as these words came out, the straight men on the spot listened to all the dark nods, and the girls shook their heads in confusion. Laugh to death.
After living with my boyfriend, I'm more convinced that men really don't care much about places that others can't see.
Although my boyfriend does not hoard ten pairs of repetitive underwear at once, he will buy two pieces at once when he encounters good clothes, so there are often oolong incidents at home.
For example, sometimes before the bath I saw him wearing red panties + white T, after coming out I found that he was still wearing the same set of red panties and white T, I was very angry and asked him why he did not change clothes after taking a shower, and as a result, people said", "I changed Ah, I just took out the same style from the closet." I dizzy, without a change of color.
In addition to the panties that others can't see, there are socks, my boyfriend often wears the left side of the broken right foot, almost the color of the white socks with a pair of mixed wear, no socks to wear will come to steal my cute socks.
He would force his big feet into my cute socks, the pattern was completely stretched out until it was deformed, and when he put it on, he would hold up the jio and say" and say" and then silently put on his trousers and high-top shoes to hide it perfectly. I don't understand men anymore.
But you'd say they don't care about "Lizi" at all, either. Just like some boyfriends will steal their girlfriend's cute socks, sometimes they will also give you some "surprises" in places you can't see.
I was very impressed when I first started talking to my boyfriend, and every time I took off my pants, I found that my boyfriend's underwear was almost all fluorescent. Fluorescent yellow, fluorescent green, phosphor, every day as if opening a blind box.
When I got to the nth "blind box", I wondered why he liked to wear fluorescent underwear, he said, "I like to wear black on the outside and like to wear something lively on the inside", and asked me a question, "You didn't find that I still wear your favorite purple", I choked. The sullen man is certainly not to be underestimated.
A boyfriend who was in a relationship as a student liked to wear cartoon socks, and there was a popular saying at that time: "Although I wear formal clothes, only you know that I wore a pair of bear socks today", he often said to me.
Needless to say, both times have been inexplicably romanticized. If you don't poke you can only say sorry, maybe A strange woman like me is born to eat this set hahahahahaha
How to say it, when girls are eager to go from the inside to the outside, some boys seem to have no fashion anxiety, especially many iron straight men are eager to wear anything outside and inside, and they will not worry about not looking good or being misunderstood without changing clothes. Sometimes I envy them.
However, I also want to remind your boyfriend Ha, the life of a pair of underwear is scientifically three months, more than three months is easy to breed bacteria, wearing to the brushed light of the panties is indeed very comfortable, but it is really not hygienic.
Dress decently on the outside is very important, inside is also very important Ha, for the sake of health or change into close-fitting clothes, girlfriend's cohabitation experience will also enhance some of the :)
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